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cloversbloom

yeah, call it what you want to

matchagirl

i cant believe this is a real photo

posttexasstressdisorder

Cool! I missed getting to see it tonight...er...last night.

posttexasstressdisorder

Went to the SpaceWeather site and here’s a few from their gallery:

ine8s

"Betty" words by Taylor Swift

ig: ine8s

@taylorswift

undeadcas

15x18 // cas confessing to dean about his empty deal

luchadoreofliberty

Can’t cum until the McRib is back.

cool-town

Tumblr app sent me a notification saying “luchadoreofliberty is a genius” and linked to this

disneyinc

And I, Jack, the pumpkin king! Have grown so tired of the same old thing. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993)

seoulwave

She might be onto something…

sailor-moon-rei

by 慕颜summer手绘

whitepeopletwitter

draumboosky

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

draumboosky

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

draumboosky

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

draumboosky

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

draumboosky

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

draumboosky

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

draumboosky

She fucking CUMS

draumboosky

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

deicide4122

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

draumboosky

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

afroclusterfunk

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

sylvrndoodles

during self-isolation you can have a little screaming, as a treat

cleaverqueer

My genderfluid ass trying to pick pronouns for the day

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

I did a spontaneous Twitter thread.

The world needs to change.

We need to accept change at all times.

hee-blee-art

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a comic for tdor featuring lyrics from “famous last words” by mcr. that song hits different today.

this trans day of remembrance, remember not only those we have lost, but our trans brothers, sisters and siblings that are here with us, struggling along side us. we are each other’s family; we are each other’s home.

honor the dead. fight for the living. stay safe.