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Hi I’m Asteria, I write things sometimes || Proprietor of niche AUs || Gen Fic Appreciator || She/They || ao3

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[mydoctor]

a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[maja-paja]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[unification]

thanks everyone for coming to the public conversation i've been having with myself over the span of several years

[darkspaceboytoy]

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

[bulliness]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your fav flower {if multiple then the first one you thought of} is your new name how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

not for my gender

results

Voting ended onJul 19

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household