Certified Dumpster Fire

Level 25. Queer. Disabled. They/Them. A wise man once said, “Don’t be a dick.”

[0pin0n-custard]

This idea has been trapped in my head since JJK0 came out… I’m so sorry.

(Yes, I traced the characters I’m sorry I was lazy)

[uwingdispatch]

Happy Friday, y’all! I’m headed to the post office with your packages! I’m so excited for y’all to have your goodies! I have lots of new stuff in the shop so I hope you’ll come check it you! And remember you can use code TUMBLR15 for 15% off most accessories! Shop is here.

And for funsies, here are some of your Star Wars faves from this week!

tap below for more!

Shop is here. Love y'all!

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[poetstudyblr-deactivated2025063]

Nothing is off topic when it comes to us, happy pride month, my fellow asexuals 💜

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[sabertoothwalrus]

fixed it

[owwllly]

late white day (animation)

[0pin0n-custard]

Why I am a bottom, a dramatic reenactment…

My fiance: get on top

Me: straddles them

*my hip makes the loudest crack, like so unholy it sounded like two bricks being slapped together*

*the pain ensues, as I have dislocated my hip*

[tawghasa]

Living in the wrong timezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[0pin0n-custard]

I absolutely loathe what Disney has done with Star Wars. If you had told 10-year-old me that there was going to be a Darth Maul TV show, I would’ve absolutely flipped my lid with excitement.

Now? I reacted with quiet dread and seething, furious, reluctant acceptance that Disney was going to butcher yet another iconic Star Wars character in its quest to milk the franchise for all its worth.

If you want evidence that capitalism kills artistic creativity, look no further than Disney’s Star Wars.

[0pin0n-custard]

So I hate medical dramas

But I’ve been sporadically watching random episodes of Grey’s Anatomy as a weird sort of dumpster fire observation.

My fiancé has seen all of Grey’s and has given me a general rundown of the show to the best of their ability. This included showing me the fever dream of an episode where that one guy gets hit by a bus and dies (Greg I think.)

Anyways, I knew at some point Dr Sexy fucking dies, and I accidentally found the episode. Here was my response.

In my defense, I made these memes after working a 12 hour overnight shift.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[0pin0n-custard]

Thinking about the time I was at a youth group retreat and they had our small groups do a “scavenger hunt” where we had to complete a list of activities. One of the activities was drinking 1/2 cup of ghost pepper hot sauce.

I volunteered cuz I could handle a fair amount of spice, and I’d tried ghost pepper hot sauce before. Being a stupid, impulsive, foolishly confident 15 year old, I chugged it.

Suddenly, pins and needles started in my finger tips and toes and started to spread. Once it hit my neck, I blacked out and collapsed onto my hands and knees. I then crawled over to the trashcan and began what would be a several hour vomit-filled extravaganza.

Anyways, after that fun, family-friendly, Christlike experience, I stopped being able to handle spice. Like I devolved into Stereotypical White Person levels of spice intolerance.

I used to say that I burned away my spice tolerance, but in retrospect, it’s probably a mental issue of associating spice with feeling like I’m dying and spending 6+ hours within reach of a toilet. I’ve concluded that this psychological effect is super fucking lame because now I can’t even eat Shin ramen without substituting water with milk and dousing it in cheese.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I am so very serious when I say that minors should have a legal and easily reinforceable right to say "I don't want to live with my parents (or other adult caretakers)/I don't want to be around that person/I don't want to go to that place" and actually get their wish accommodated. So much childhood trauma could be avoided or ended if children actually had the right to leave the situation or the person hurting them.

[queeranarchism]

By the way, this opinion and "the international adoption and foster care complex needs to be destroyed" go perfectly together.

Children need to be able to leave their parents, but where they go should be up to the child and the options available should give them as much possibility as possible to stay rooted in their own culture and community, to continue to see their friends, to see relatives that they do feel safe with, etc.

The system we currently have is not that. Instead of treating children like the inalienable property of parents, the system treats children like property to be shipped around based on supply and demand, prioritizing the needs of white, rich adults in the imperial core.

'Abolish international adoption' & 'destroy the foster care system and build alternatives based on children's rights and autonomy' are core parts of children's rights.

[0pin0n-custard]

If you’ve ever wondered why American healthcare is so understaffed…

here’s just 1 example why.

I just started working in home healthcare, but I’ve worked in hospitals, long-term facilities, and hospice as well.

At orientation, I filled out an availability form listing days and times I could work. I only blocked out the times I absolutely could not work due to regular scheduling conflicts, FOOLISHLY ASSUMING that the scheduler would make a work week that makes fucking sense. I even left a note stating that I prefer to work longer hours on less days.

I was fortunate enough to be paired with a family who needs around the clock care, and for whom a full time position just opened up (12 hour overnight shifts, 4 days a week.) According to the scheduler, they’re “very difficult to place CNAs with” (aka they don’t accept low-quality care/abuse/neglect and will file complaints when necessary.) Because I’m not a piece of shit, they liked me and wanted me to take the position. Obviously, I accepted.

I got my schedule for next week and was fucking gobsmacked to discover that the scheduler had assigned me a 60 hour work week, 6 days a week, including a 19 HOUR SHIFT.

I immediately called and was like “I already am working full time with this family- why are you trying kill me???” And the scheduler was like “oh, well, you’d worked with these other people before, and they requested you back.”

And I respond like “I’m honored they wanted me back, but I cannot work a 60 hour work week, and I especially can’t work 6 days a week. I’ll get burnt out.”

And they were like “oh :( that’s a bummer, ok I’ll remove them. Are you sure?”

Like YES BITCH IM SURE.

Anyways, basically every healthcare facility I’ve worked at has pulled this kind of shit, if not worse (mandatory overtime and refusing to hire sufficient people.)

So yeah, healthcare is understaffed for a variety of horrible, corporate reasons, but one of them is that they will find good employees and work them into the ground until we’re so burnt out that we get sick, psychologically deteriorate, or quit.

If you’re a healthcare worker and your job is trying to pull this shit with you, SET BOUNDARIES!!! They deadass can’t afford to fire you.