Oracle

[0racle404]

Hello. I am Oracle.

Certain individuals have not been following social media protocol and Batman has asked me to monitor the situation.

Asks are open.

(Please talk to me I’m so bored guys please)

Ooc: This is a barb oracle rp account because I want to play Batman with strangers on tumbler too. I will happily interact with anyone as long as you’re not a creep. Well over 18 but really don’t think that will matter for this blog since I plan to keep it pretty PG13. Regardless, minors DNI inappropriately or you will be blocked.

This is very unserious. Do not take anything I post here seriously. You have been warned.

[0racle404]

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

They all need therapy

[0racle404]

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

[0racle404]

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

no- you should go I can handle being alone. I'm not a kid.

[0racle404]

Nooooo it’s ok. I just don’t want to go and enjoy hanging out with you.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

Isn’t it hypocritical if you skip out of the therapy you made mandatory?

I mean I won’t judge-

[0racle404]

That’s the beauty of being the one with all the blackmail, isn’t it?

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

I knew you had some mischief in you!

[0racle404]

;)

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[motherfucking-red-hood]

I think I’ll miss out this time, actually

[jokergotaway]

Listen Red Dead Redemption, I'm about to have a hostage situation and you probably need to stop me ...*checks* at whatever time that therapy appointment is It's a lot of hostages!!! Some are children!!!!!!! SOME ARE ELDERLY AND INFIRM you'd better come stop meeeeee

[0racle404]

If anyone falls for this you will be benched indefinitely.

[jokergotaway]

HAHAHHAHHAHA but what if I'm being serious??? Ohhh then it's all on your pretty little head. Are you willing to accept that?? Heehee... Also, for the record because I saw that little remark... I did nothing to Harley except fall in love with her, and she with me. She was always the way she is now, I just helped her come around to it... in...oh, what's that? Oh I remember now!!! I remember where all that happened!!! ...in therapy... HAHAHAHHAHEEEEhehehhohhooo!

[0racle404]

You’re right. Let’s make sure you’re in Arkham before therapy.

Dispatching now!

[jokergotaway]

DISPATCHING WHO???!!!!! is it my favorite newphews or one of the annoying ones (there's only one annoying one!!! and i feel like he doesn't earn the title of joker jr anymore...)

....say that reminds me of a joke!

A German Coast Guard was working his first shift as a radio dispatcher when a boat got into trouble.

The sailor on the boat cried over the emergency radio, "Mayday, Mayday! Can anybody hear me?"

The coast guard operator replied quickly. "Ah hallo. Zis is ze German Coast Guard. I can hear you."

The sailor hurriedly explained his situation. "This is Mayday! We are sinking! I repeat. We are sinking!!"

The coast guard operator took a minute and then replied. "Ah, Okay. So... vot are you sinking about?"

Hehehehehehehehooooohohoo!!

[0racle404]

This made me sink of a joke myself:

What’s green and white and found in an alley?

Nothing! Deathstroke is very thorough.

The Killing Joke here is that Batman would never let happen. Good thing he’ll be busy in therapy this time around!

[0racle404]

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

They all need therapy

[0racle404]

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

[0racle404]

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

no- you should go I can handle being alone. I'm not a kid.

[0racle404]

Nooooo it’s ok. I just don’t want to go and enjoy hanging out with you.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

Isn’t it hypocritical if you skip out of the therapy you made mandatory?

I mean I won’t judge-

[0racle404]

That’s the beauty of being the one with all the blackmail, isn’t it?

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[motherfucking-red-hood]

I think I’ll miss out this time, actually

[jokergotaway]

Listen Red Dead Redemption, I'm about to have a hostage situation and you probably need to stop me ...*checks* at whatever time that therapy appointment is It's a lot of hostages!!! Some are children!!!!!!! SOME ARE ELDERLY AND INFIRM you'd better come stop meeeeee

[0racle404]

If anyone falls for this you will be benched indefinitely.

[jokergotaway]

HAHAHHAHHAHA but what if I'm being serious??? Ohhh then it's all on your pretty little head. Are you willing to accept that?? Heehee... Also, for the record because I saw that little remark... I did nothing to Harley except fall in love with her, and she with me. She was always the way she is now, I just helped her come around to it... in...oh, what's that? Oh I remember now!!! I remember where all that happened!!! ...in therapy... HAHAHAHHAHEEEEhehehhohhooo!

[0racle404]

You’re right. Let’s make sure you’re in Arkham before therapy.

Dispatching now!

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[jj-in-the-box]

NOOOO I will EXPLODE and DIE 💔

[0racle404]

YOU NEED IT THE MOST

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Do I count in this? I’m not technically a vigilante soooo I think not 🤷‍♀️

[0racle404]

. . . You know, normally I would make you go, but I feel like it would be more damaging than helpful. You are exempt.

[0racle404]

I'm asking bc you're Oracle, and there's also a seperate Oracle that is in the game that I think you'd find kinda neat for obvious reasons :3

I did not know this! I’ll have to check it out! I have to prove I’m the better one!

[0racle404]

Sooooo sorry Babadabadoo biut I can't make it to therapy cause I dislocated a hip and BOTH my shoulders 💔💔💔

- @lildickiebird

I have a spare wheelchair <3 <3 <3

Either you’re lying and I will find out, or you won’t be able to fight me off. Perfect! <3 see you soon!

[lildickiebird]

I wish I was lying 😔 Hut you wpuldn't drag meeeee away while I'm so Terribly Injured, riiiiiiight? 🥺 Since I'm literally your favourite person everrrrrr?

[0racle404]

You’re right. I’ll have BC meet with you in medbay :)

[lildickiebird]

What if I'm not in the medbay? 🤔

[0racle404]

Then you’re not injured enough and I can justify dragging you :)

[lildickiebird]

But what if I'm not in the medbay because I can't get to the medbay?

[0racle404]

. . . Where are you, wing?

[lildickiebird]

Earth, I think

[0racle404]

Dispatching the batwing to your suits location WITH Alfred so you cannot escape. See you soon big bird o7

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[motherfucking-red-hood]

I think I’ll miss out this time, actually

[jokergotaway]

Listen Red Dead Redemption, I'm about to have a hostage situation and you probably need to stop me ...*checks* at whatever time that therapy appointment is It's a lot of hostages!!! Some are children!!!!!!! SOME ARE ELDERLY AND INFIRM you'd better come stop meeeeee

[0racle404]

If anyone falls for this you will be benched indefinitely.

[0racle404]

Would you happen to know of a video game called Persona 5?

I know OF it. I still need to play.

Why do you ask?

[0racle404]

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

They all need therapy

[0racle404]

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

[0racle404]

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

no- you should go I can handle being alone. I'm not a kid.

[0racle404]

Nooooo it’s ok. I just don’t want to go and enjoy hanging out with you.

[0racle404]

Sooooo sorry Babadabadoo biut I can't make it to therapy cause I dislocated a hip and BOTH my shoulders 💔💔💔

- @lildickiebird

I have a spare wheelchair <3 <3 <3

Either you’re lying and I will find out, or you won’t be able to fight me off. Perfect! <3 see you soon!

[lildickiebird]

I wish I was lying 😔 Hut you wpuldn't drag meeeee away while I'm so Terribly Injured, riiiiiiight? 🥺 Since I'm literally your favourite person everrrrrr?

[0racle404]

You’re right. I’ll have BC meet with you in medbay :)

[lildickiebird]

What if I'm not in the medbay? 🤔

[0racle404]

Then you’re not injured enough and I can justify dragging you :)

[lildickiebird]

But what if I'm not in the medbay because I can't get to the medbay?

[0racle404]

. . . Where are you, wing?

[0racle404]

Sooooo sorry Babadabadoo biut I can't make it to therapy cause I dislocated a hip and BOTH my shoulders 💔💔💔

- @lildickiebird

I have a spare wheelchair <3 <3 <3

Either you’re lying and I will find out, or you won’t be able to fight me off. Perfect! <3 see you soon!

[lildickiebird]

I wish I was lying 😔 Hut you wpuldn't drag meeeee away while I'm so Terribly Injured, riiiiiiight? 🥺 Since I'm literally your favourite person everrrrrr?

[0racle404]

You’re right. I’ll have BC meet with you in medbay :)

[lildickiebird]

What if I'm not in the medbay? 🤔

[0racle404]

Then you’re not injured enough and I can justify dragging you :)

[0racle404]

Okay, okay, I see what's happening, yeah

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable

Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin

Yes, it's really me, it's Maui

Breathe it in

I know it's a lot

The hair, the bod

When you're staring at a demi-god

What can I say except, "You're welcome"

For the tides, the sun, the sky

Hey, it's okay, it's okay

You're welcome

I'm just an ordinary demi-guy

Hey

What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky

When you were waddling yea high?

This guy

When the nights got cold

Who stole you fire from down below?

You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I lassoed the sun

You're welcome

To stretch your days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze

You're welcome

To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome

For the islands I pulled from the sea

There's no need to pray, it's okay

You're welcome

Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me

You're welcome

You're welcome

Well, come to think of it

Kid, honestly I could go on and on

I could explain every natural phenomenon

The tide, the grass, the ground

Oh, that was Maui just messing around

I killed an eel

I buried its guts

Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts

What's the lesson?

What is the take-away?

Don't mess with Maui when he's on a break-away

And the tapestry here on my skin

Is a map of the victories I win

Look where I've been

I make everything happen

Look at that mean mini-Maui just tickety-tappin'

(Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey)

Well, anyway let me say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)

For the wonderful world you know

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome)

Well, come to think of it, I gotta go (hey)

Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)

'Cause I'm gonna need that boat

I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome)

'Cause Maui can do anything but float

You're welcome

(You're welcome)

You're welcome

And thank you

I can’t tell if this is a threat or if I need to do a check in. . .

[0racle404]

That feeling when you leave to do some work and return not even 5 hours later to 89 notifications because you DARE suggest that SOME people in this family need therapy smh

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

They all need therapy

[0racle404]

You’re welcome to join in! Only if you want to though. Everyone else is mandatory.

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

I’m good. I doubt black canary would be happy to see me.

[0racle404]

Fair enough. Guess I’ll have to skip out too and hang out with you then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[spideringoth4m]

Oracle. Please don't, I'm new :(((

and no therapist can handle me. My trauma technically didn't even happen in this universe!

[0racle404]

Still counts!

[spideringoth4m]

:[ so i still have to go,then

[0racle404]

Yes.