Jul 22, 2025
I can't believe I'm saying this.
But I have to remind everyone the first rule in vigilantism.
Don't die.
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I can't believe I'm saying this.
But I have to remind everyone the first rule in vigilantism.
Don't die.
Hello. I am Oracle.
Certain individuals have not been following social media protocol and Batman has asked me to monitor the situation.
Asks are open.
(Ship who you want but I personally won’t interact with batcest or babsdick. However, I can and will adopt you and become your big sister.)
Status: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#askO -asks
#Leak of shame -“leaked” search histories
《 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 . . . 》
Babs would be the type to print and bind her favourite fanfics. Yes, she reads fanfics. Yes, she has a tab open constantly for AO3 on one of her many monitors. Does she read fanfics while a missions active? No. But is it there to help wind down immediately afterwards? Absolutely.
Adventures in Bat-Sitting // OPEN to Batfam
Zola was very excited to start her new position. She had been shadowing Mr. Pennyworth for several days now. So far, the Wayne children hadn't seemed to take notice of her except to eye her critically and whisper to one another asking who she was. A house of incredibly intelligent, gifted young wards was certainly something to be wary of for the average maid. But, of course, Zola wasn't your average maid, now was she?
Alfred had called her specifically because he knew this was one time he could not afford to stay in Gotham, yet he also couldn't leave his employer, Bruce Wayne, without assistance. The man could hardly tie a tie by himself, and cooking, she had been informed, was completely off-limits to everyone except Jason. It took her almost the whole week to realize Jason didn't even live in the house.
By day, Zola observed and assisted with the cleaning, the dishes, the cooking, the laundry - she had a special talent for cleaning out those blood stains, even from the most stubborn of fabrics. By night, she studied Wayne Enterprises business ventures, read up on American history, and memorized the human anatomy. The only thing she couldn't really do was any auto work, which Mr. Pennyworth had assured her should be fine for the time he was gone.
That morning, she drove him to the airport. He patted her head and told her good luck with a smile and a wink before heading off. Then she returned to Wayne manor to make breakfast before she needed to wake Master Wayne. She was warned, however, that "No one hates mornings as much as Batman." No surprise there. But, Zola wondered, when exactly does the Batman sleep? She was pondering that when she heard a noise behind her....
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HEADCANON BASED & CANON DIVERGENT.
influenced by: original lore, batman: the animated series (1992), justice league (2001), batman: the arkham series (2009-2015), young justice, (2010), batman: under the red hood (2010), telltale batman (2016), justice league action (2016), batman: the long halloween (2021), batman: the caped crusader (2024), and many more animated/cartoon sources!
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# ORACLEDRAMA : a little over a year has passed since my old life ended , since i died and was reborn . the shadows remain , but only to give contrast to the light . i am no longer a distaff impersonation of someone else — i'm me , more me than i have ever been . i embrace it , and the light , with a deep , continuing joy .
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