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18yo idiot - furry - lesbian - it/they/them

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[spageddy]

taste in men quiz but most of the options are really really bad

[spageddy]

loveee people going “i don’t know who any of these guys are” as if that was the main issue… 

[princesscedar]

[0w0bean]

Can we talk about the sans picture though?

[colemckenzies]

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

[colemckenzies]

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

[0w0bean]

Fuck porridge

[0w0bean]

I fucking love how I’ll just, disappear off the face of social media for MONTHS.

Then suddenly just reappear like nothing happened.

Like

This is why people forget I exist

Like “oh, that’s right, this lunatic exists… noice”

[0w0bean]

Is it problematic to write fanfiction on a ~50 or so year old type writer?

If so, I guess I’m problematic lmao

[0w0bean]

Hey everyone, sorry I haven’t posted at all lately. Been busy adulting. It seems everytime I try to sit down to watch a Barbie movie something always comes up.

I’ll try to get a review out soon.

I’ve seen every Barbie movie out so far, and I like to watch them as I review them. That’s probably why they’re so

Chaotic

[0w0bean]

2016's Barbie Starlight Adventure

I know a bunch of people hate on the newer Barbie movies, but personally, I actually like some of them.

The animation is great, its smooth and pretty. The sound design is amazing, the songs and music are nice. The settings feel full and lively. There are SEVERAL frames I would genuinely use as my personal desktop background.

(These background characters are KILLING me)

I also really like the character designs. All the sci-fi aspects are super interesting. Also, I just realized that the tips of the twins' arms are semi transparent. Love it.

Gay vibes, or is it just me?

When I said some frames are pretty enough to use as a desktop wallpaper, I MEANT it.

110% gay vibes

Also, I forgot to mention Barbie had psychic powers. Its kinda cool.

Peeeerdy

HE WAY SHE LOOKS AT BARBIE OMG

Mans single handedly DESTROYS the entire galaxy. He just wanted to save it all. And he's so sad when he fails.

He so proud of Barbie after she was the one who saved all the stars. Star dad

Me too.

[0w0bean]

This might be the most difficult movie to review

2006's The Barbie Diaries

No

[0w0bean]

A biased review of every Barbie movie, in no particular order

Starting with 2001's Barbie and the Nutcracker

The animation itself is a tad bit stiff and odd, but not necessarily bad in anyway, it is the first 3D Barbie movie. The characters move like dolls, which actually really fits with the movie. They also look like the dolls you'd have been able to find in stores. Some of the movement animations are a bit weird, like running animations and jumping.

The voicing is actually pretty good. Kelly Sheridan as Barbie/Clara, Tim Curry as the Mouse King, Kirby Morrow as the Nutcracker/Prince Eric. The voices all fit their respective characters quite well. Not very much to say about it.

The are a couple holes in the story of the movie. Clara and the Nutcracker find these 2 little kids, they take them in so they can find a safe place for them. While being chased by a fully armed troop of mice, the group is rescued by a camp of tree dwelling fugitives, chased out of their homes by the Mouse King's army. Given that the village the children were found it is the only village in that area we (the watchers) are aware of, it wouldn't be unjustified to assume that the kids should at least recognize the people that had fled. But apparently not.

Clara realized that the Nutcracker is, in fact, the prince, who is hiding his identity from everyone because he wasn't really a good prince in the peoples' eyes. Though, it wasn't really hard for her to figure it out.

Eric and Clara get a cute bonding scene together after setting free a swarm (idk what to call it) of fairies. The scene was cut short by a "rock giant" interrupting. The group, our main 2 accompanied by 2 from the camp, Major Mint and Captain Candy sled across a frozen ocean.. sea..? Lets go with large body of water, on a horse drawn sleigh. Eric stabs the ice with his sword and the Rock Giant falls right through.

Just as the group is about the give up and turn back, in fear of the ice melting before they make it to land, the horse sees something, inciting Clara to walk in that direction. Finding the island that they believe to be home to the Sugar Plum Princess.

Turns out it wasn't, Eric, Mint, and Candy got captured and brought back the the Mouse King's castle, leaving Clara stuck on the island. The fairies she helped free helped her back to the main land by carrying her on a swing made of, like, a single vine.

She find her 3 friends, frees them. They all go fight the Mouse King, Eric hits his wooden head while protecting Clara, she freaks out, thinking he's, like, actually hurt, giving him a kiss, he catches a case of the blue glowies, and turns back to the prince.

Major Mint, who genuinely didn't realize he was shit talking the prince TO HIS FACE is like

"The prince! e- ooo- the prince" Pulling his hat down to cover his face, realizing he was shit talking the prince TO HIS FACE. And I'm kind of living for it.

Clara takes human Eric's hand and SHE catches a case of the PINK glowies and BOOM! Fancy hair and dress.

Turns out she was the Sugar Plum Princess!

All the people the Mouse King (who had jumped into a sewer drain by this point) had turned to stone turned back from stone. Cheered for the prince, they all danced. Major Mint and Captain Candy danced together, I think there was some break dancing? Clara and Eric danced together. Everyone was happy.

Me during their dance, "Is... is his leg ok? I'm not sure legs are supposed to bend like that?"

The world is healed, everything returns to how it was before the Mouse King. They 2 finish their dance, everyone cheers for them. Eric asks Clara to stay with him, and be queen. She agrees, but the Mouse King steals her magic necklace, forcefully sending her home. Eric proclaims his love for her and she disappears. Probably traumatizing all the kids that were watching at the time.

But, worry not, the power of LOVE conquers all and Clara meets a King that was a friend of her Aunt. And everyone lived happily ever after.

Ok, but in all seriousness, it was a cute movie. I don't have the nostalgia many others do, and I was never a fan of Christmas movies when I was little. And It came out before I was born, so that may have also been a factor.

If you like Barbie and haven't seen this one, I recommend watching it.

[0w0bean]

Idk why, but I like how this character looks.

[0w0bean]

My friend sent me this and I'm SCREAMING

[0w0bean]

mmmmmmm tibby

[0w0bean]

Kylie just wearing her girlfriend's tail <3 Merlylie is a total otp <3 <3 <3

[0w0bean]

Ok, so, you're tryna tell me all these gals are... STRAIGHT? I'm sorry, no, they're all at LEAST bi.

The Fairy Queen lives in an enchanted forest with animals and uses magic. When she is turned into an animal, she is a mouse. 'nuff said.

Liana and Alexa literally only showed interest in each other, lived alone in a cottage selling flowers, they turned down living in a castle for going back to their cottage to live alone together.

Merliah and Kylie are just mermaid lesbians. Its basically a rivals to friends to lovers story.

Nori and Elina, another rivals to friends to lovers story. Elina lived so much of her life unable to fly, and just after she got her wings, she chose to give them up to save her girl.

Fallon and Hadley. They're adorable together, what do you want me to say? Hadley is the energetic one and Fallon keeps her out of trouble. Plus the scene where Merliah calls Fallon about the rocks both girls are there. They either live together or they regularly spend time at each other's place.

Renee and Teresa are just perfect together, I mean look at them.

[0w0bean]

This just in, I still simp for Nefera de Nile

[0w0bean]

I redrew one of my first OCs. I first drew her back before even 2014 (not sure the year honestly, all I know is that it was before 2014) Her name is Ruby, she's 20, blind, and dead (resurrected) Yes, I know its very flat, it was just a quick drawing

[0w0bean]

I have a realization

So, like 2020 would have been the PERFECT time for drive-ins to make a comeback. Like, just sit in your cars, bring your own snacks, stay locked in, windows rolled up, etc.

It’s not like you’re gonna be right up against the other cars so social distancing wouldn’t be much of a problem. It’d be so perfect