VERY NAUGHTY

[1000lvrs]

𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘂𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆 & 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗱𝘂𝗿'𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝟯 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲, 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝟐𝟎+

rules can be found on @sanguinelf

while i have a particular idea of their relationship with raphael, no raphael writers are obligated to adhere to my headcanons. feel free to pop into my IMs to discuss their dynamic!

[raphaeni-deactivated20260325]

@1000lvrs liked for a starter

"Do behave yourself this time around. You want more outfits than I can count, and if you keep misbehaving, you're going to get banned from every kinky clothing store in this town." Not that it really mattered, Haarlep had so many faces to choose from, after all.

[1000lvrs]

haarlep clicked their tongue against the roof of their mouth and rolled their eyes. behaving was not in their nature; incubi were simply playful and mischievous. "I just don't see the point of having whips up on the wall if I'm not allowed to test them." so really, it was the shopkeep's fault. "But fine. I promise to be on my best behavior." there was a sly cross of the fingers behind their back, but they played it off as they turned around, disguising their self as a young elvish man- a soul he'd taken hundreds of years back and still used often.

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Starters for Demon muses!

If your muse is a demon: “Oh, turns out that you’re not that stupid. I thought that you would never figure out what I am.” “It’s not how I actually look.” “Have you met a demon before?” “Do it if you want. Your weapons won’t hurt me anyway.” “Your weapons look funny to me.” “How did you figure out that I’m not a human?” “What do you thing you’re going to do with that Holy Water?” “What?? You’ve lured me into a trap?!” “A trap? How dare you?!” “I’m not afraid of your angels.” “I’m not afraid of your Gods.” “Take the salt away from me.” “Exorcism? Really? You think you can save them?” “I’m too powerful for your toys to work on me.” “Even if I’m a demon, it doesn’t mean that I don’t feel.” “Not all demons are the same.” “Humans… You are so quick to label everyone. I’m not like others.” “I don’t need your soul.” “I might be a demon, but I’m not trying to trick you.” “I know that it’s hard to believe it, but yes a demon wants to help you. Just trust me.” “You’ve known me for so many years… And now you are trying to run away because I’m a demon? I’ve been like this all this time!” “I’ve always been like this.. why are you scared now when you know the truth?” “Aren’t you scared when you finally know the truth about me?” “Sorry that I couldn’t show my true face.” “Will you hate me now that you know that I’m a demon?” “I can help you.. But will you trust a demon?” “Want to make a deal?” “My deals can not be terminated.” “If you want… You can have your dream life. But after ten years I’ll come for your soul.” “Congratulations, you have just sold your soul.” “Now your soul is mine.” “Never trust a demon.” “I will make you suffer!!” “I will enjoy your pain.” “It looks like I’ll have a feast tonight.” “Your soul smells delicious.” “Scream! No one will hear you!” “Pray as much as you want! It won’t help you anyway!” “Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! Not the Holy Water! It buuuurrrnnsss!!” “A circle of salt? Wise.” “Pour as much salt as you want.. But you can’t stay in that circle forever.” “Uh oh… it looks that you’re out of Holy Water.” “You will never understand me, human.” “You think you’re strong human?! Think again!” “No one cares about the demon..” “Why would you care about me? You know that I am a demon.” “I don’t need your compassion.” “Why are you not scared of me? Do you understand that I’m a demon?!” “Have you summoned me?” “Why have you summoned me?” “Who dared to disturb me?!” “You’ve summoned me.. now we must make a deal.”

Towards a demon muse: “I know what you are..” “You’re a demon!” “What are you?!” “No… this can’t be true.. you can’t be something so foul.” “I always knew that there’s something wrong with you!” “I’ve sensed that you’re not a human.” “I knew that you’re not a human.. Just never showed it.” “Even if you’re a demon I still care about you.” “I… I don’t care that you are a demon.” “Demon or not, you’re still important to me.” “You have been a demon.. all this time?” “Stay back!. You.. you monster!!” “Please, don’t hurt me! I’m begging you!” “Don’t kill me… Please…” “Are you going to posses me?” “What do you need from me, you filthy creature?” “Posses me… Take my body.” “I thought that I knew you..” “Stay away from me. You’re scaring me.” “I’ve killed hundreds like you.” “I know how fight against you.” “So demons are real?” “Don’t tell me that demons are real.” “I’ve trained to kill demons.. And it’s time for you.” “Salt, Holy Water, book about exorcism.. believe me I’m prepared.” “You’re heartless.” “How could you do that?!” “I want to make a deal.” “I don’t know what else can I do.. help me.” “I’ll give you my soul for their life.” “I don’t care anymore… I want to make a deal.” “Your eyes… they’re black.” “You are unusually friendly for a demon.” “Aren’t demons supposed to be merciless killers?” “You’re different from other demons.” “You will help me?.. But you’re a demon.” “Why would demon want to help me?” “Why would I help a demon?” “Why would I trust a demon?” “I don’t trust you.. You’re a demon.” “How could someone love a demon?” “How could I feel something towards you?” “Monsters like you don’t deserve to be loved.” “Monsters like you don’t deserve happiness.” “Even demons need some love.” “It doesn’t matter that you’re a demon.. You still deserve to be happy.” “I’ve never thought that I’ll have so much fun spending time with a demon.” “I never thought that I’ll be calmly talking with a demon.” “Are other demons also so nice to be around?” “Can you feel something else that a need to kill?” “Are you truly so cruel like everyone is saying?” “What do you want?! My soul?!” “Take my soul! I don’t care! Just leave me alone!” “Take my soul! I don’t care! Just leave them alone!” “Yes.. I’ve summoned you.” “I’ve summoned you and you much obey me.” “What?! I wasn’t trying to summon a demon!” “I didn’t knew that reading this will summon a demon..” “Give me back my soul!” “I want to end the deal.” “You’ve tricked me! I knew I shouldn’t have trusted a demon!” “Wait.. you haven’t tricked me?” “You’re a demon.. there’s no way that I’ll allow you to stay alive.” “Go back to hell!” “I’ve finally summoned you my master.” “Let me serve you.” “You won’t be able to get me in this circle of salt!” “Taste some Holy Water!” “It burns you doesn’t it, you scum?!” “You won’t lay your nasty fingers on anyone else!” “Come! They will not find you here!” “No! They will find you!” “What have you done to me?” “You shouldn’t have left hell.” “Why do you care? You’re a demon.” “So how do souls taste like?” “A demon?.. Here?” “I’ve imagined demons differently.” “This is exactly how I’ve imagined demons.” “I’m honoured to meet you.” “Even if you made everyone else trust you, demon… know that I never will.” “May I ask… how actually old are you?” “What does hell look like?” “What will happen to me after You take my soul?” “You’re a demon.. You wouldn’t be able to understand me.”

[1000lvrs]

(incubus/succubus saliva is an incredibly powerful aphrodisiac- hense tav's reaction should they choose to lick the dead spider. It tastes different to everyone, always causing the sensation of the eating your favorite treat and sudden flood of serotonin. Some people have even gotten literally addicted to it, if their constitution is low enough.)

[nunaxnana]

Haarlep sketch

[remaimed]

@1000lvrs

Cassian blinked at the incubus, this was not what he expected to see in the house of hope. He really should have known Raphael would have such a consort. Though he was a touch curious about why a devil would need an incubus. "I just think I made a wrong turn."

[1000lvrs]

"Oh no, no, no-" up to their knees and with a simple wave of the hand, the double doors behind cassian slammed shut. "This is, absolutely, the right turn... Maybe not the one you were looking for, but a right one all the same." fiendish eyes stared unblinking at the lost little tiefling, and saw all- saw past the surface and it made them grin. "Don't you think you at least owe me an explanation? You're in my home. But why?"

[rpmememaker]

Send my muse anons about their relationships.

Canon ships, non-canon, OTPs you have or OTPs I have. Send them. Make my muse giddy, break my muse, make them laugh or cry. Do your best.

[crosaidi]

THERE'S A HEAT THAT CLIMBS UP HIS COLLAR; he juts his chin up to try to swallow some pride. It doesn't really work. " You know just as well as I do that was —— " He digs, digs, digs, tries to find shame; he fails at that, too, because there's been this hollow space where shame used to reside for so many years he's not sure he remembers what it felt like. He clears his throat. " —— transactional. "

His skin hums, burns, as though he's aware of every little inch of it. He won't deny that; he's spent enough time trawling through war and blood and sweat and steel that pleasure is a rare commodity. Still, he doesn't turn away. " Sorry, " he says, with a flat smile. " I don't have much to bargain. " A heartbeat. " You look —— " A war in his mind — ( don't engage, don't engage, don't engage  )  —— " —— different. "

[1000lvrs]

"I look like me," haarlep a shoulder. "I don't walk around glamored up as Raphael all the time- in fact, you really weren't supposed to see that. Oops. I guess that's what happens when you go sneaking around someone's private den." but the incubus' words didn't sound angry. in fact, there was a playful tone about them, a smile that dripped of faux innocence. "And if you really have nothing left to bargain with, why are you here, little thief? Perhaps-- you just missed me," the suggested.

"Perhaps you felt me, enjoying your form. I'm a lot of fun with it." and in an infernal flash, a wave of their hand, they were changed. the leather straps were now over a paladin that was certainly so familiar- a mirror image, except the iris of his eyes were shaded haarlep's infernal purple. "As good as it feels, it's a bit of a tease, isn't it? Nothing like the real thing." they approached the other, his hand teasing over his stomach, knowing that the telepathetic tether was there. paerin would be able to feel the ghost of it. "I'm not strictly transactional, you know. The best pleasure is something taken for pure hedonistic want, in my opinion."

[1000lvrs]

(Anyway... non-glamored Haarlep and their two main mortal disguises for when they leave the Hells with Raphael...)

[1000lvrs]

(@vchloras got me thinking REALLY hard about Incubi/Succubi. While, don't mistake, they are devils. They are fiends from the Hells. But seeing as they are servants to devils and their reputation, I doubt many at all bother to get to know their kind further than their sexual prowess. Don't really think much about their capability to care for others on a deeper level, have wants and needs that aren't related to sex- or even get to know their personality even at base level. Haarlep is very capable of having all sorts of different dynamics with people, if given the chance.)

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑺𝑬 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲 𝑷𝑯𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑬𝑺.

❛  that's it. that's my good girl / boy.  ❜ ❛  what a perfect pout you have.  ❜ ❛  you have the perfect lips for kissing.  ❜ ❛  i can't stop thinking about your ass.  ❜ ❛  i love the way you moan for me.  ❜ ❛  you always know just what i need.   ❜ ❛  i'm going to show you off to everyone.  ❜ ❛  take it for me, i know you can.  ❜ ❛  you really know how to use your fingers to get me off.  ❜ ❛  you have no idea what you're doing to me.  ❜ ❛  who's my beautiful girl / boy?  ❜ ❛  i'm so proud of you for taking me so well.  ❜ ❛  i love the way you look when you're on your knees.  ❜ ❛  you're such a pleasure to use.  ❜ ❛  you're so beautiful when you struggle for me.  ❜ ❛  look how hard / wet / aroused you get for me, perfect.  ❜ ❛  you take my cock so well.  ❜ ❛  one more for me, you're doing such a good job.  ❜ ❛  your body was made for me.  ❜ ❛  you want to be a good girl / boy for me, don't you?  ❜ ❛  what a sweet little treat you are.  ❜ ❛  you're doing so good. keep taking it ... just like that.  ❜ ❛  look how beautiful you look all spread out and ready for me.  ❜ ❛  you're such a good girl getting all wet for me. you're all mine, aren't you?  ❜ ❛  you look so precious when you're needy.  ❜ ❛  that's it, just let go. let yourself feel good.  ❜ ❛  i can't get enough of you and how you make me feel.  ❜ ❛  the sounds you make when i fuck you are so hot.  ❜ ❛  you give the best head i've ever had.  ❜ ❛  i can't believe how good you are at that.  ❜ ❛  there you go, just like that.  ❜ ❛  that feels good, doesn't it?  ❜ ❛  you're doing such a good job. i can't wait to fuck you.  ❜ ❛  don't hold back. let me hear how much you love it.  ❜ ❛  i'm going to come if you keep doing that.  ❜ ❛  say my name, i love the way you say it.  ❜ ❛  you're all mine to use, aren't you?  ❜ ❛  you can do it, just a little more.  ❜ ❛  now be a good girl / boy and come for me.  ❜ ❛  damn, you look so amazing right now.  ❜

[vchloras]

Haarlep @1000lvrs runs to Raphael and jumps in his arms ...

It was always a surprise how the incubus was going to react to his returning to their private den. That was part of the fun, if Raphael was entirely honest. All other aspects of his infernal life was so tightly controlled, choreographed and rehearsed like his carefully swooped back hair, and finely tailored clothes. All to project the desired image, the intended effect – a stage so intricately masked to seem like an open ended playground, so one wouldn't notice it was a maze, meticulously constructed to lead every path to the same end: the unconditional freedom, to choose the only option left open.

But for Haarlep, the garden was left open, and free to be roamed.

Haarlep leaped, and Raphael's eyes widened in only a split second of surprise before reflex kicked in. Wings unfurled, thrusting out like a magnificent cape to make balance as his arms captured and wrapped securely around the incubus' form. An arm behind Haarlep's back, and a hand under the incubus' rump, grabbing the base of their thigh, supporting the hips for Haarlep to hook their legs around his waist. He spun with the momentum of the other running into him. The air swirled around them, responding to the Lord of the House's command and casting up an infernal whirlwind that, by the end of it, he had entirely transformed. His skin was bright red, his fangs sharp. A pair of splintered, spiked horns curled gloriously over his head. Marigold eyes glowed with infernal flames, and a deeper, more smoldering heat as he gazed upon Haarlep in his arms.

“ Why, have you conducted yourself well in my absence, love? ” Raphael chuckled lowly. His clawed finger tracing down the bare expanse of the incubus' back. “ You know ... I've always found the creatures in the mortal realms and their habits grating and repulsive. I could ill fathom the pervasiveness of such comparison as a term of endearment. But in you, I may have discovered an appreciation for it ... kitten. ”

[1000lvrs]

as raphael was catching his balance, haarlep's hand was embracing the round of his skull and meshing their lips together. they missed his taste but more so, they wanted the cambion to miss their own; incubus' tasted so sweet by nature. a pheromone, or something, they produced to create a forever craving in victims- they'd heard speak about it but never cared much to know all the inner workings of their fiendish biology. it's effect on devils, they weren't sure, but regardless of that, there would be no denying that haarlep tasted like his favorite dessert and then some. by the time they pulled back, raphael was devil once more. his mortal guise was handsome but nothing could compare to his natural glory. magnificent and eloquent. the incubus' smile bared sharp teeth. they crossed their arm along the back of raphael's shoulders and their ankles locked together at the small of his back; refusing to be let down.

"I might have," haarlep teased. "I... woke up late. And had a big breakfast. I was still tired after, so I laid back down and took a nap for a few hours. And then had some lunch. I wasn't too sleepy, so I've just been entertaining myself in a myriad of ways since then." their life was filled with much of nothing and, despite the mischievous disposition of the incubi, would do nothing to compromise such an existence. their race were servants of the hells and haarlep could not have gotten luckier. mephistopheles was a cruel master for hundreds of years- but now, they lived lavishly and got anything their heart desired, all they had to do was ask; raphael denied them nothing. "I'm glad you're back."

one last kiss, and haarlep was carefully lowering their self back to the ground but their hands were not leaving him entirely. palms rubbed against the other's chest at first, then slipped down, under his arms and around his sides to hug against him. adoringly, their head rested against his shoulder, infernal lavender eyes staring up into raphael's. "Just in time, too. I was thinking about taking a hot soak with oils and maybe some rose petals- do you want to join me? You can tell me about your day. Your dealings with um..." what was their names? it clearly slipped haarlep's mind, and they simply extended an arm and waved their hand vaguely to indicate that. "Whatever- Whoever- Are they close to getting you your thingie yet?"

[1000lvrs]

(Making eye contact with an Incubus is an incredibly dangerous thing to do. Unless the other person has high constitution and/or wisdom, it could end in them being charmed by them. Once charmed, it's hard to deny the Incubus' verbal or telepathic commands. This is their main means of defense as Incubus' are not known to be physical fighters- but they can charm someone, and command the person to harm themselves instead. And, the charmed target, doesn't even have to be in the Incubus' range. The Incubus may still have control even if the charmed is in an entirely different plane of existence.)

[northernolddragon]

[1000lvrs]

(Primadonna by Marina is about Haarlep.)

[rpmemegraveyard]

❦ Mixed Things ❦

“Oh, that sounds like a marvelous idea. Absolutely fantastic. One hundred percent foolproof.”

“I was gonna say that I don’t need you, but I actually do.”

“At least I’m able to admit what I did was wrong - unlike you.”

“My pride is just fine, thank you. Why shouldn’t it be? I mean, I totally let that happen.”

“Hear me out. Say ‘heck’ was the lovechild of hell and fuck, wouldn’t that make heck a swear word?”

“You’re an asshole.”

“…What is that even supposed to mean?”

“Just stop talking.”

“Should we talk about this?”

“Say [insert whatever here] one more time - I dare you.”

“I’m dead go away.”

“Oh God not another one.”

“Why would anyone drink liquefied bees?!”

“I… I love you. I really do. I’m sorry I didn’t say it sooner.”

“Don’t you dare touch me!”

“It’s been nice knowing ya.”

“We… we shouldn’t have done that.”

“It was broken when I got here.”

“I’m sorry, but there’s nothing we can do for them.”

“You better run!”

“That’s right, asshole, I’m still alive.”

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kill you.”

“Oh, yeah? Why should I believe you?”

“Please tell me that’s your hand.”

“I don’t believe in fate or destiny.”

“I’ve trusted the wrong person one too many times.”

“Everything’s written in the stars.”

“That is utter bullshit! Don’t you dare tell me that I need to love myself before I can love [insert name here]!”

“Wake up!”

“I shouldn’t be trusted with hot or sharp objects.”

“I know that.”

“Then why did you give me one?”

“Oh yeah? Make me.”

“I thought you cared!”

“Apologize at once!”

“I really don’t feel good.”

“I’m alive!”

“You don’t have the right to keep my here.”

“You could have died!”

“And what did that prove, huh?! That you’re - you’re some kind of hero?!”

“Alakazam, jackass.”

“It’s the end of the world, [name]. Are you ready?”

“I had everything under control!”

“Hey, whoa! Don’t kill the messenger!”

“Ooh, I’m terrified.”

“I’m not a soldier! Don’t expect me to behave like one!”

“I’m calling bullshit!”

“Go ahead, shoot me. I dare you.”

“I’ve seen too many people come and go. What makes you think you’re any different?”

“You’re no hero. Not now and not ever.”

“I’ll see you again. I promise.”

“Of course the United States is in the lead when it comes to teenage pregnancy; their sex education classes are complete shit.”

“And I should care because…?”

“Did I tell you how amazing you look today? Because you look absolutely stunning.”

“Okay, either you want something from me or you’re trying to hide something.”

“I may or may not have broken that thing you told me to avoid.”

“I shouldn’t have told you that. I shouldn’t have said anything.”

“You’re venturing into dangerous territory, my friend. I’d stop where you are now and leave before you regret this.”

“Didn’t you hear? Someone was murdered here.”

“No, no, no. That’s supposed to go on the left.”

“You’re other left!”

“That’s it! Next time, I’m driving!”

“Can’t you forgive me?”

“Why are there always two teams in fiction? Why not… five or something?”

“I’m gonna bust you outta here.”

“That’s great, but how the fuck are you going to do that?”

“I haven’t gotten that far yet.”

“In all honesty, I didn’t even think I would be able to get here.”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“Seagull noises make it all better.”

“Uh… parkour?”

“You run slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.”

“Nothing is impossible to wrap!”

“Have you ever tried slamming a revolving door?”

“Uh… no. I’m not an idiot.”

“What do you think you’re doing?! Put that back!”

“I thought that… maybe… maybe it would work.”

“That one is definitely on me.”

“Y’know, I’m pretty sure that wasn’t supposed to explode.”

“I’m honestly scared that I will always be alone. That no one will love me.”

“I know it’s stupid, but it still doesn’t hurt any less.”

“What did you expect was going to happen?!”

“Did you ever think of me?”

“No shit, Sherlock.”

“I don’t even remember when adults started to freely swear around me.”

“I feel my time is running out.”

“I tried to save them. Don’t you dare say that I didn’t try.”

“Poppycock!”

“Just drop it; it’s not worth it.”

“Took you long enough to get here!”

“Look at me. Look at me! Ignore everything else, just look at me. Please.”

[pignk]