Forever Looking For Redemption

Anna.

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[peppersheart]

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.” —Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

[strangely-normal]

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

[marquisdesad]

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

[michaun]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bluntasaurus-sex]

america

[catsbeaversandducks]

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“Did you call me??”

Video by bellcat

[arifranzz]

SOUND ON SOUND ON WHEN HES SLEEPING MY HEART

[catsuggest]

good mews everyone !

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

The sleepy ones

[princesconsuela]

mood

[tinuvielwasdancingthere]

Me today.

[unabridged-tomes-deactivated202]

Me in 2017

[proudtoehaver]

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

[fuocogo]

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

[tami-taylors-hair]

That shit is wild to me though. ‘This doesn’t benefit me personally, so why should I pay taxes for it?’ The VA doesn’t benefit me, so fuck those 25 year olds with traumatic brain injuries. Medicare doesn’t help me out, so grandpa can get bent. I don’t watch Sesame Street, so PBS? Fuck em.

Like, listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here, and part of that is taking care of your fellow fucking human beings. Paying taxes for things you might not use is part of that. And if you view that as theft, you’re a dumb shit who can go live on your own in the tundra and see how well you do.

[anactofcaprise]

What she said.

[eatingcroutons]

we’re trying to have a fucking society here

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

[plumber-with-a-gun-deactivated2]

I love this.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

There should be more stories like this

[halfnotesinblackink]

It’s a Christmas miracle, that is. 

[resistdrumpf]

[thenatsdorf]

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Heat-sensitive edition of the book Fahrenheit 451.  

[the-videodame]

[b99peraltiago]

Amy Santiago, ladies and gentlemen.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

tag yourself I’m holt

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

[sixpenceee]

[ruinedchildhood]

[adeles]

if this ain’t me