Shiver me timbers

everything sickfics ♡ not a kink blog

[101-degrees]

Hello! ^-^

My name is Honey and welcome to my blog!

This blog is going to be dedicated to sickfic scenarios and it's gonna get gross! I do not plan on pulling any punches so scroll at your own risk, but I will make sure to tag things!

Things you'll see here:

- flu-like symptoms

- emeto

- hospital stuff

- chronic illnesses

If you ever come across something that does not have a tag and you think it should, just let me know! I'll be happy to tag it for you! :)

This blog is NOT A KINK BLOG so please do not drop any of your sexual fantasies into my inbox. I don't mind if you are a kink blog tho, you can still follow and interact and all that!

Right now I do not have anything that is off limits, but do know that if I receive an ask or a message that I am uncomfortable with that I can and will ignore it.

Should things come up, I will add some squicks to this post, but until then please feel free to drop an ask! Enjoy your stay! <3

~𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎

[my-emeto-resources]

When you read such a good emeto fic that you really want to comment "damn that's so hot" on but realise that this is just a sick fic...

[101-degrees]

I give every emeto kink blog permission to thirst on my posts

[lilixloveswhump]

A royal heir/monarch stricken with a terminal illness and being required to hide the symptoms so to protect their crown

[impossiblepluto]

This or That: Sickfic edition

"Are you okay?" or "You're burning up." // temperature check with a hand to forehead or with a thermometer // feverish nightmares or feverish confessions // stoic or emotionally labile // Caught in the rain or Caught in a blizzard // field medicine or hospital // thermometer: oral or axillary (armpit) // thermometer: temporal (forehead) or tympanic (ear) // delirium or passing out // assisted to bed or carried to bed // slurred speech or staggering steps // pallid face or fever flushed cheeks // sleeping in bed or sleeping on the couch // multiple sick characters or multiple caregiving characters // deep sleep or can't rest // persistent cough or lost voice // spoon feeding or helping sick character to clean up // "I'm not sick" or "I don't feel so well" // intentional temperature taking or accidental fever reveal // wrapped in blankets or dunked in a cool bath // giving soup or giving meds // surprised by illness or feels it coming on // sick at home or sick at an important event

[101-degrees]

"Are you okay?" or "You're burning up." // temperature check with a hand to forehead or with a thermometer // feverish nightmares or feverish confessions // stoic or emotionally labile // Caught in the rain or Caught in a blizzard // field medicine or hospital // thermometer: oral or axillary (armpit) // thermometer: temporal (forehead) or tympanic (ear) // delirium or passing out // assisted to bed or carried to bed // slurred speech or staggering steps // pallid face or fever flushed cheeks // sleeping in bed or sleeping on the couch // multiple sick characters or multiple caregiving characters // deep sleep or can't rest // persistent cough or lost voice // spoon feeding or helping sick character to clean up // "I'm not sick" or "I don't feel so well" // intentional temperature taking or accidental fever reveal // wrapped in blankets or dunked in a cool bath // giving soup or giving meds // surprised by illness or feels it coming on // sick at home or sick at an important event

[sicktummyenjoyer9999]

you should give that character more tummyaches

[butterfliesornauseous]

A short list of lesser talked about reasons for a character to throw up you may have not know about

I’ve been been slowly adding to this since like late 2023 and finally decided to post it, some I’ve given a little summary of, some I think didn’t need one : D

Warnings for both illness and non Illness related reasons to vomit, please take care and skip this list if you are someone who may get worried over finding about new Illnesses or things that may affect health, please look after yourself

Also I am not a doctor, I do not claim to be a medical professional and this list is intended for fictional writing only

Also also these were at least not that known to me, I cannot guarantee these are not as known/ talked about lol

Okay sorry for the long warning, list is under the cut :)

H. pylori infection/ Helicobacter pylori infection

An infection caused by Helicobacter pylori (or known as H. pylori) bacteria that affects the stomach lining and can weaken it. More than half of world’s population has this infection but will have no symptoms or issues with it. Most infections happen in childhood, however a person infected may be asymptomatic for years before developing any problems. A H. pylori infections can cause Gastritis, Peptic Ulcers or in rare cases Gastric Cancer if left untreated. Symptoms happen as a result of Gastritis from the infection and can include symptoms of nausea/vomiting, a burning feeling in the upper stomach, bloating and frequent burping/ gas, indigestion etc. it can be treated with antibiotics and other medications. (I only found out about it through having a friend who would have on and off stomach aches and vomiting for years with no idea why until she was diagnosed with it)

Hypercalcemia/ high levels of calcium in the blood (abdominal moans and groans)

Hypercalcemia can be caused by taking too much calcium and vitamin D supplements, hyperparathyroidism, some cancers, as a side effect from Hydrochlorothiazide or even be temporarily caused by a taking too many tums. ‘Abdominal moans and groans’ refers to the symptoms of Nausea, Vomiting, heartburn and constipation. And while abdominal moans and groans also can be used to describe other illness and conditions I saw Hypercalcemia specifically being called Abdominal moans and groans the most frequently due to it having those symptoms.

Food poisoning caused by old food stuck to a microwave roof falling into the new food that’s being heated up. (Not sure how likely this is to occur however it was written on the official government food health and safety website where I live.)

Magnesium Deficiency

Taking Zinc on an empty stomach 

Green tea being brewed too strong or drinking it on an empty stomach

Motion sickness from video games (cyber sickness or simulation sickness for vr.)

Throwing up from laughing too hard or from the force of bad hiccups (known people to vomit from both) 

A side effect from having an iron transfusion

Post nasal drip Caused by excesses mucus dripping down the throat, the mucus may drip down into the stomach which can irritate the stomach causing nausea/ vomiting.

[butterfliesornauseous]

And have some more <3

(Same warnings as before)

* Shift work disorder

disorder that can affect people with no traditional working hours that cause a misalignment with circadian rhythm. It can cause nausea and vomiting due to a poorer functioning digestive system from not following the body’s circadian clock when eating, less healthy food choices that could be made with less food available at the time of shirt and stress from being tired.

* Food poisoning specifically from eating food that had contaminated flies land on it

* Motion sickness from swimming in choppy water

* Alternatively catching a stomach bug from swimming in contaminated water with the virus

More common in chlorinated pools, but some websites said it’s possible in ocean water.

* Eating charred food

Charred food can be harder to digest for some people which can lead to nausea and vomiting. (Saw some claims that eating charred toast can settle an upset stomach so could do a scenario with a character that had nothing else available so they try charred toast and end up making their stomach worse.)

* Drinking apple cider vinegar

May cause nausea from other the acidity or some studies believe that it can also slow down digestion (I can throw in a person story of throwing up after drinking one of the Apple cider vinegar, cucumber, and honey drink back in the day)

* EMF sickness/ ‘microwave syndrome’

I debated including this one as it’s not recognised as a medical diagnosis, and it’s more in favour to look for into external factors instead and is based of anecdotal claims. Symptoms are real, but it has no medical diagnosis criteria however evidence supports it as a real syndrome. I decided to include it anyway since it could be used in a fictional scenario!

Electromagnetic hypersensitivity or EHS IS the idea of a sensitivity to electromagnetic fields. There are no specific symptoms however some reports by people who believe they are affected but ehs exposure have listed nausea as a symptom as well as headaches, fatigue, dizziness, heart palpitations and tingling/ redness when exposed to EMF sources (such as mobile phones, computers, microwaves etc)

[writersisland]

Flu/Cold Prompts

“You look terrible.” “I don’t care if I’m sick, I will throw shit at you.”

carrying them back to bed and tucking them in

“You try to get up again and I swear by everything that is holy, I will tie you down.” “Kinky.” “Sleep!”

holding them through a coughing fit, wiping sweat and hair out of their face

“How am I supposed to say no to that cute face?” “… Can you bring me my laptop—” “No. Now sleep.”

head scratches, curled into their lap

“I’m making you my mom’s home remedy. I remember about 80% of the recipe, the rest is a freestyle, but it’s the thought that counts, no?” “Give me the number for posion control.”

testing their temperature not with a thermometer or their hand, but with kisses

“I’m sick, I’m allowed to be whiny.” “Hm. Fine, just this once.”

feeding soup even when the other protests that they can eat by themselves

“Why are you here?” “I heard you’re sick. Didn’t want our petty grievances getting in the way of keeping your ass alive.”

gently feeding them broth, soup and teah

“This is humiliating.” “Nothing humiliating about asking for help every once in a while.”

bringing medication to their bedside and trying to decipher the doctor’s scribbles instructions

“You’re hot.” “Thank you, love, but I don’t think right now is the time to—“ “You’re burning up. You have a fever.” “Oh.”

the bedroom slowly getting more cluttered as medication, bowls, books, games, tissues, and other stuff piles up

“Did you manage to sleep a bit?” “Mhm. Weird dreams though.”

staying up at night with with worry, holding their sick lover to their chest and watching over them

“We’re having movie night and I get to pick the movie, because I’m sick and require pampering.” “You’re pushing it.” “You know you love it.”

once they have recovered… the other gets sick, and the roles are reversed

[101-degrees]

Waterboy is a sickfic girly's dream

[sickandvomiting]

I’ve been wanting to draw him actually sick, or write a drabble of him actually being sick and everyone brushes him off because A.) he’s Waterboy, and B.) It’s normal to hear him vomiting, it’s just normally water

[101-degrees]

Waterboy is a sickfic girly's dream

[ethereousdelirious]

I think more characters should get really really sick while grieving

[whump-or-whatever]

Sick Whumpee Prompts (Cold/Flu)

Stumbling because they’re lightheaded

Shivering/wrapped in a blanket/hugging a heat pack

Burning up/sweating/taking a cold shower

Drinking tea/hot chocolate

Eating soup

Curling up on the bathroom floor

Drinking ginger ale/eating soda crackers to calm their stomach

Panting because their chest/nose is congested

Puffy red eyes

Painful and persistent cough

Throbbing headache

Swigging cough syrup out of the bottle to get through the day

Stomach cramps

General confusion/inability to focus

Fever dreams/floating in and out of restless sleep

They’re relatively compliant cause they have very little energy

They’re 100% exhausted constantly

Aches and pains throughout the body

Pale, clammy skin

[whumpcentralstation]

feverish characters waking up not knowing where they are

feverish characters moaning and thrashing around, soaked in sweat and entangling themselves in their sheets

feverish characters shivering violently in warm rooms

feverish characters delirious and terrified while their caretakers desperately try to calm them down

feverish characters not realizing how sick they are until it’s too late

feverish characters unknowingly confessing their deepest secrets

[swooningdelirium]

A wakes with a violent shiver and a gasp as a tepid washcloth meets their forehead. They jerk upright, falling back against the headboard as they do so. Goosebumps rise on their skin as they try to bring the room into focus, but their vision keeps tunneling in and out.

“Sorry,” their friend’s voice cuts through the haze. “We really need to get your fever down.”

B stares into A’s glassy eyes as they shift lazily around the room, not particularly focusing on anything.

“Where am I?” A muttered as if embarrassed they had to ask.

B’s stomach lurches and drops to the floor. “You’re not feeling well. You’re in bed.”

“…Oh.” A’s eyes slip back shut as B darts across the room for the thermometer.

“Don’t go to sleep quite yet,” B whispers as they place the thermometer under A’s tongue and notice for the first time how intensely they’re shaking. Gently, they brush back A’s hair and remove the cloth, dabbing it all over their neck, cheeks and temples. B is trying not to let on their anxiety as they await the reading.

The thermometer trills and flashes angrily, and B curses as they read it. If they can’t get their temperature down, it’ll be a trip to the ER.

[weirdstrangeandawful]

One thing about the flu is that it worsens fast. I'm talking actual influenza, not the colloquial 'stomach flu' which has nothing to do with influenza. A character can go to bed almost perfectly fine and wake up a few hours later at hospital levels of bad. They can be dying before they even know what hit them.

I'm especially thinking of a whumpee coming home from a trip exhausted and kind of run down but their partner just chalking it up to travelling or maybe stress as they go to bed. Only, the next morning, Whumpee has a horrendous fever and they have such a bad cough their chest sounds like it's crunching as they cough.

[kittymand]

Are you into emetophilia?

well, yes! not really the vomit itself but the act of vomiting and the associated helplessness, loss of control, shame, and other physical aspects (sweating, trembling, gagging)…amazing. but with armand i do actually like the vomit because it’d be him spewing a ton of blood. hot

[feelingpoorly]

YES! I wish I was as good as explaining it like this, I feel like it would make things to much easier and help erase the stigma. Although there really shouldn’t be a stigma in the first place? Cuz who tf cares if we get turned on by the actual vomit anyway? Cuz like, I’m not really specifically all about the actual throwing up but also… sometimes yeah. I do just wanna read a bunch of blatant graphic puking 😅

But the other stuff is so much more what it’s all about to me. The vomit stuff is just one aspect. It’s the hurt comfort, the vulnerability. That’s actually how I explained my kink to my partner and I feel like it really helped add some depth to why I like vomit that doesn’t just provoke the reaction of eww wtf gross that people are so quick to jump to

[sickficsucker]

Favorito Feeling Sick Positions/Reactions

When a character is sick and he has an arm draped over his eyes while laying down, bonus for the other over his stomach

When they have a migraine and they’re pinching the bridge of their nose trying to stop the pain or rubbing their forehead/ temples or massaging the back of their neck

When a hand is on his upset stomach trying to massage it or something especially lying down

Laying down on a desk with their eyes closed arms either under the head or wrapped around their middle

Rubbing his chest from indigestion/acid reflux/nasty burp with a pained expression

Hand over mouth because they feel nauseous

Hand over top a caring character’s hand on his stomach~

I guess that’s all•

[101-degrees]

It's always "be a pervert" this and "be gross" that but as soon as anyone mentions emeto all bets are off