look into the sasquatch eye

idk what an ✨HD✨ is but my doctor says I got 80 of 'em

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[zebruh]

the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[iftadwascool]

David Lynch on Twin Peaks

[mayorbuds]

talking heads was right

[wokeuplaughing]

how

[mayorbuds]

i do ask myself. how did i get here

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment

[damazcuz]

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[puppet-angel]

But... my mold. #mymold

[anik]

i love this guy

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[letssnowstreamwings]

tumblr-style performance art

[ankle-beez]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”