nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling

the wontons

[warabou]

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

[emmaziadarcy]

#pathetic little meow meow

[unexplained-events]

It makes good toast

[altuzorra]

[apatheticfluorescence]

me in reference to nothing in particular

[daenerys-stormborn]

Rhaenyra Targaryen just existing Daemon:  (✿ ♥‿♥)

[exene]

fr Do the motherfuckers on linkedin know they’re going to die one day?

[keremelcream]

sara teasdale, love songs // marianna foster, moonlight over the ocean

[weltenwellen]

Vladimir Nabokov, Letters to Véra

[mallodrama]

a film is a movie that i like

[y3llowfinches]

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

[pajamasecrets]

I can only say I cannot believe my life.

Pedro Pascal at Vanity Fair’s Star Wars photoshoot, 2022.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[fairycosmos]

remember how it felt when we are young by fun was always on the radio. that’s gone forever i fear

[pajamasecrets]

Pedro Pascal is the Mandalorian!

[temeraire]

>looking for the dracula castle

>ask the landlady if the castle is creepy or wet

>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet

>she weeps and says “it’s an evil castle sir”

>go to castle

>its wet

[penny-anna]

so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it