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If I scream my worries to the wind, will someone listen ?

They said it would get better.

To whoever (whatever?) decided to create all this-

Fuck you. Literally could’ve had any other hobbies but ya had to go ahead and make monkeys evolve too fast and now I’m a 22 yo student without a dime.

The thought that fishes have teeth is enough to give me nightmares

When someone insults me I’m just “ahaha right?”

But dude if you insult my dogs-

That’s a nono.

💅🏼✨I will bust yer kneecaps✨💅🏼

#dogs #my babies

I’m so happy I never saw a cicada.

An insect that big would have me shit bricks real quick.

Every night my father brings out a different way of snoring.

“What flavour of insomnia will it be this lovely morning? AH yeS- orcish war scream. A classic.”

swurp

in my evil fucking lab doing whatever the fuck

I tried to explain to my family how some sounds (like nails on blackboards or annoying stuff like that) LITERALLY change the texture of my teeth to the point I feel the need to smooth them out for five minutes to make the sensation go away.

Reckon I’d have gotten a better reaction by telling them about flying pigs.

#what’s this?#stupidity probably #idk man #please help #tell me i’m not the only one

I’m dumb, your honour.

hullaballoons

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

meet-foreverjester

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

People telling me not to touch raccoons like fuck you and your cowardice Paola I’ll hug one real hard if I see it and you won’t be able to do a single thing

#raccoons #dunno