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@12writer18
Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again
Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net
Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go
Ok but headcanon that Shane is one of those people who will just write “Love, Shane” at the bottom of a card UNTIL he feels comfortable being vulnerable with that person, at which point he writes the most heartbreakingly sweet and earnest notes
And no one is ever ready for the switch, and even after it happens they can never fully prepare themselves for what they’re going to get. Shane has learned that when he’s going to do that he should take them aside to give them the card rather than in front of people
Once Shane feels comfortable with Hayden as a genuinely good friend in his birthday card that year he writes out a whole thing about how he’s always wanted a best friend like other kids had but never had one and had accepted he never would, and then Hayden came into his life and gave him a level of love and friendship he never thought he would get and he loves everything about Hayden and can’t wait to be by his side as friends and brothers for the rest of their lives. Hayden fully breaks down and loses it, Jackie notices they’ve been gone a while and walks into the kitchen to see Hayden hugging Shane and sobbing into his shoulder. She raises her eyebrows at Shane and Shane just gives her the OK sign and goes back to rubbing Hayden’s back
Ilya learns about the card thing when it’s yunas birthday and he notices her opening Shane’s card like she’s deactivating a bomb. She stares silently as she reads it and Ilya starts freaking out a little when she starts to tear up and then pulls Shane in for a long silent hug. He looks at it later and sees that Shane wrote about how the last year made him realize over again how lucky he is to have someone as strong and supportive as her as a mother and he hopes to one day be half the parent to his own kids as she was to him
When it’s their first time having Ilya’s birthday together he’s legitimately nervous because this is his first Shane Card and he doesn’t know what to expect and part of him is afraid he’s built it up too much in his head and Shane won’t have as nice things to say as he did with other people. And then he opens the envelope and there’s no card but instead multiple pieces of paper because Shane couldn’t fit it all into a limited space. Ilya spends the better part of the next hour walking around the house reading it, taking breaks occasionally to cry or hyperventilate before going back to reading it because holy shit does Shane Hollander love him. Like he knew logically that Shane did but now he’s got pages and pages of Shane walking him through his feelings over the last decade of their life and every moment he remembered and cherished. Shane finally catches up to him and he’s on the floor of the kitchen, face a splotchy red mess, chugging Gatorade because he’s dehydrated from crying
David texts later to ask how his first Shane Card was and he just sends a wall of crying emojis and David is like “LOL yup, the first Father’s Day he did that for me I had to take the week off work or else I would remember it and cry in my office”
i love my country and i love my president
As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.
They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.
Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.
Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.
Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"
Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.
Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."
Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.
Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.
Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.
Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.
I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.
hockey is my best friend you guys
BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋
based on this
ilya sees this old trend where someone holds out a hand to their partner to see what their partner would give them so he comes over to try it with shane who’s on the sofa. he holds out his hand and shane gives him the remote. he tosses the remote aside. shane looks a bit confused. he gives ilya his phone. ilya tosses that aside. he gives ilya a pillow. ilya tosses that aside. he gives ilya his hand. ilya shakes it out. his face squints in confusion before coming up with an idea and rests his chin on ilya’s hand. and okay, well, the challenge is just to annoy your partner, but holy fuck shane looks so fucking cute with his big brown eyes looking up at ilya waiting for his approval so ilya just really has to smile and kisses him about it.
the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd
Hoppers (2026) Dir. Daniel Chong
Dog | Explicit | 3424 words
“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.” Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch. “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off. OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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Little do You Know (ot7) S | F | A | Series, Idol au, Playmate au. 🌟
Summary: In a world where idols and actors can’t date, whether it be because of contracts, lack of time, or the dangers that involve having your personal life leaked, the market opened up for a new work field. Playmate Agencies emerged to supply the entertainment world with highly trained companions for hire. Bangtan is looking for new playmates. And you just happen to be the one all of them choose.
Moonchild (ot7) S | F | A | Series, ABO, Werewolf au. 🌟
Summary: Working at a coffee shop that only opened in the late hours of the night was the most exciting thing about your life, really. You never had that many friends, your love life was nonexistent, and you just couldn’t explain the feeling of not belonging that chased you no matter where you tried to find your place. It was when seven very handsome strangers came into your life that weird things started happening around you and within you. Could they be the ones to fill in what’s been missing? Or would getting involved with them and their world put you in danger?
Little Bit of Your Heart (Yoonkook) S | F | A | Series, non-idol au, producer au.
Summary: You had everything you could ever dream of; the career of your dreams as a music producer, the best friends you could ever wish for, and a exes-turned-friends-turned-fuck-buddies relationship with Min Yoongi. You knew you and Yoongi would never move past that and you were okay with it. Until a friend from your past comes back into your life, offering to give you everything you deserve, everything Yoongi couldn’t. Will Jungkook show you what you’ve been missing? Or will the new guy threaten Yoongi enough to do something about it?
Just a Taste (rapline) S | F | One shot, vampire au, kinktober.
Summary: Yoongi was leading a double life. Hiding you from his coven, from his brothers, was a self preservation decision. When he knew his best friends wouldn’t understand the kind of relationship he had with you, his very own, personal walking blood bag, he decided to keep you all to himself. So what happens when Namjoon and Hoseok show up unannounced? Will Yoongi say yes to sharing more than the news of what you do?
Hyung Line Daddy Collection 🌟
A collection of stories where the members of Hyung Line are daddies in one way or another. Sugar daddies, dilf, daddy/bbg, or daddy material in general. From series to oneshots! Gather your daddy issues and have a good read!Each story might have its own warnings, but all of them include: Heavy smut, Dom!BTS, power play, age gap (always legal and not weird).
Internal Conflicts S | F | A | Mini series, step brother au.
Summary: Kim Seokjin was everything any girl could want in school . Handsome, kind, popular. Many girls in your class had a crush on the man; including you. Being a few years older than you meant that after he graduated, you didn’t think you would ever see him again. Fast forward to seven years later, the oldest clichê in the book: Your mother marries a man, the man has a son. That son was Kim Seokjin. And now, you’re coming home for a family trip to a cabin in the woods, with a very much awakening crush on the man that is now one hundred percent off limits. A shared bathroom, a snow storm, a small town. What could go wrong?
Don’t Argue. S | F | One shot, established relationship.
Summary: After almost six years together, Yoongi asked you to move in with him. You’re done packing your whole apartment for the move, and he shows up to make sure your last night at your old place is special.
Illicit Favors S | F | A | One shot, friends to lovers. 🌟
Summary: When your editor tells you to re-write the chapters of your book because the sex scenes are weak, suggesting you write them from experience, what do you do when you lack any kind of sexual experiences in general? You go to your friend and ask him for help with it.
Oh, Darling! S | F | A | Series, professor/student.
Summary: Starting your second semester at one of South Korea’s most prestigious universities should be stressful enough. Between juggling classes, good grades and a social life, your plate was full. Hoping to spice up your academic career, you thought it was a good idea to enroll as an assistant for your literature professor, whom you’ve held a very secret and very forbidden crush on for the past several months. What will happen now that you’re forced to work closely together? And what if your crush isn’t as one sided as you thought?
The Final - Day 2 S | F | A | One shot, Idol au, groupie to lover.🌟
Summary: You’ve been Yoongi’s go-to companion for the past few years, well aware that’s all you were going to be. Despite your very real, growing feelings for the rapper, you took what you could get every time. Now, you’re backstage at day two of the final leg of his tour when another member takes an interest in you. Will it be enough to make Yoongi realize he’s got competition?
Interlude S | F | A | Series, Idol au, deaf reader.
Summary: All Yoongi wanted was to use the last few months before enlisting to work on his solo projects, prepare for his tour. When the silence left around him as his members started to go one by one got too loud, he needed to find something else to fill in the void. But Yoongi would never have guessed that it would come in the form of you… Someone he would never expect to fall in love with.
LY: Love You Right S | F | A | One shot, Idol au, playmate au.
Summary: Being Jung Hoseok’s playmate comes with many perks. You get to travel the world, attend Bangtan dinners and… Fuck his brains out. Besides ‘client’, ‘best friend’ was also a title you had for him. And when nothing romantic could ever happen between the two of you, Hoseok decides to play matchmaker to set you up with another one of his members.
Gravity S | F | A | One shot, rock star au, kinda exes to lovers.
Summary: You always knew where you stood with Yoongi. Craving something more with the lead singer of a rock band, who you had a friends with benefit arrangement with, wasn’t the smartest decision you’ve ever made. When deciding to walk away from him, you didn’t count on the fact that something always brought you back to him. This time, it was the invitation to watch the last concert of his newest tour.
Stuck on Me S | F | A | Mini series, tattoo artist au, strangers to lovers.
Summary: All you wanted was to be supportive when you walked into the tattoo shop with your best friend. But the tattoo artist with the prettiest hands and deepest voice you’ve ever heard just had to change that. Now you’re getting a lot more than what you bargained for.
House Of Cards (Agust D) S | F | A | One shot, mafia au, established relationship. 🌟
Summary: Min Agust knew you were too good for him. He was too rotten inside, undeserving of someone like you. But selfishness was just one of his many flaws. Agust was greedy, he liked possessing things; money, gold, people. But you were by far the only thing he’d burn the world down before losing.
Just a Taste (rapline)
Summary: Yoongi was leading a double life. Hiding you from his coven, from his brothers, was a self preservation decision. When he knew his best friends wouldn’t understand the kind of relationship he had with you, his very own, personal walking blood bag, he decided to keep you all to himself. So what happens when Namjoon and Hoseok show up unannounced? Will Yoongi say yes to sharing more than the news of what you do?
All It Takes S | F | A | Series, tattoo artist, non idol, Dom/sub, friends to lovers🌟
Summary: After months of quietly pinning after Jung Hoseok, your friends decide to give you a little push. Sometimes a New Years Eve party and a round of Seven Minutes in Heaven is all it takes.
Oh, Angel! S | F | A | One shot, non idol, Dom/sub. Part of Daddy Hyung Line Collection.
Summary: Ever since he met you, Hoseok just couldn’t resist you. Even though you were off limits -many years younger than him and an intern on his sister’s company-, he just had to make you his. You were the perfect baby for him, docile and pliant. What happens when you decide to be a little brat instead?
More S | F | A | One shot, president’s daughter, idol, established relationship.
Summary: Being the daughter of the most powerful man in South Korea, while dating a member of the most popular kpop group in the world can be stressful to say the least, but you make it work. You’ve been with Hoseok for almost four years now, and things are going well. You have a loving relationship and responsibilities as the president’s daughter. But you can’t help but crave more. Is Hoseok ready to give it to you?
Just a Taste (rapline)
Summary: Yoongi was leading a double life. Hiding you from his coven, from his brothers, was a self preservation decision. When he knew his best friends wouldn’t understand the kind of relationship he had with you, his very own, personal walking blood bag, he decided to keep you all to himself. So what happens when Namjoon and Hoseok show up unannounced? Will Yoongi say yes to sharing more than the news of what you do?
Lilac Eyes II S | F | A | One shot, non idol, hybrid, established relationship.
Summary: Now that your bond with Namjoon is growing, Hoseok has to share you, his kitten, his baby. Some could say he brought it on himself for leaving you to go on a work trip, or maybe it was fated to happen either way. But, at the end of the day, you still belong to Hoseok and his feelings for you are getting much too strong for him to hide them. Could a camping trip to the mountains with his family bring you together again, or could it be what separates you for good?
Oh, Honey! S | F | A | Series, non idol, Dom/sub, sugar daddy. Part of Daddy Hyung Line Collection.
Summary: Namjoon never wanted a Sugar Baby, no matter what Yoongi and Hoseok said. You never wanted a Sugar Daddy, despite the insistence from Jimin. Until your life takes a turn and you really need the money, fast. What was supposed to be a one night thing, a birthday present for a big time rapper and producer, turns into so much more when you find in each other what you never thought you had been looking for.
A Moment in Time S | F | A | Mini series, non idol, bestfriends and roommates to lovers.
Summary: You’ve had a crush on Namjoon for as long as you could remember. Living with him didn’t help keep those feelings in check, but his girlfriend did. Until the day they broke up. And when your friends suggested that Namjoon finds a one night stand to get over his now-ex, what happens when he looks at you for a favor?
Change S | F | A | One shot, non idol, werewolf au, established relationship.
Summary: At first glance, your life might seem boring to an outsider. Living that simple way, sharing a home with the love of your life, enjoying the days as they came. But upon closer look… Your life was anything but simple. Namjoon, your boyfriend, is a werewolf. Pack alpha, no less. And with a chaotic group of pack mates and dangers lurking at every corner, how long can you live blissfully before everything comes crashing down?
What’s Left of Us S | F | A | One shot, non idol, exes to lovers. 🌟
Summary: After being together for seven years, you and Namjoon went through a peaceful breakup, deciding to stay friends for the sake of your history and the dog you own together. Not only do you still live together, but now you have to go on a roadtrip with your ex. Between bickering and annoying each other, will you be able to put your differences aside and save what’s left of you?
Lilac Eyes I S | F | A | Hybrid, non idol, strangers to lovers.
Summary: When Hoseok needs to leave town for work, Kim Namjoon shouldn’t be his first choice to look after you, his sweet and spoiled cat hybrid. But when all other options fail, Namjoon moves into the house to look after you for the two weeks your owner will be gone. What happens when Namjoon and you develop a strong bond that goes beyond what anyone could have expected? And what happens when your heat unexpectedly hits?
Just a Taste (rapline)
Summary: Yoongi was leading a double life. Hiding you from his coven, from his brothers, was a self preservation decision. When he knew his best friends wouldn’t understand the kind of relationship he had with you, his very own, personal walking blood bag, he decided to keep you all to himself. So what happens when Namjoon and Hoseok show up unannounced? Will Yoongi say yes to sharing more than the news of what you do?
Blooming S | F | One shot, rock band au, strangers to lovers.
Summary: When staying at your cousin’s home for a couple of days, all you expected was to attend the wedding of an old friend and catch up with family. But then she’s dragging you to her boyfriend’s concert and you just can’t help but fall into the charms of the band’s guitar player.
With a Brush Of Fate S | F | A | Series, idol au, strangers to lovers.
Summary: Your roommate was sure she found you the perfect man. Her boyfriend believed he found Taehyung’s soulmate. The only problem was that you never wanted to date an idol and he never wanted to drag you into this life. Taehyung didn’t even know what he wanted anymore and was tired of being criticized for simply growing up. You just wanted to finish university and do something for yourself. What started out with the meddling of your friends became something neither of you expected. Could the two of you be what the other is missing? Or would things just fall apart?
Lost Stars S | F | A | Series, Idol au, strangers to lovers. 🌟
Summary: Jungkook was lost. He didn’t know who he was anymore, so he decided to leave and find himself. But he wasn’t expecting to find you along the way, an island girl who has no idea who he is. Jungkook has a secret. But so do you.
Rebound S | F | A | Mini series, rock band au, strangers to lovers.
Summary: After being dumped by your boyfriend of three years, your best friends decide the best way to get over someone is getting under someone else. A dingy dive bar in the middle of nowhere is the perfect place to find a rebound. But what happens when you end up on the bed of a punk-rock lead singer who can’t seem to get enough of you?
Love Bites S | F | A | One shot. Hybrid, idol au.
Summary: Jungkook never wanted a hybrid for himself. Not only was it too much responsibility, being the golden maknae of BTS didn’t allow him much time to care for another being that would need him for almost everything. But then his friends gifted him a bunny for his birthday, as nothing but a joke, and he found himself getting attached to you rather quickly. Jungkook had the option of sending you back to the breeders you came from, but he just couldn’t bring himself to separate from you. Now, years later, you follow him everywhere and Jungkook finds himself falling for you more and more everyday.
Secrets We Keep S | F | A | Series, cam girl au, idol au.
Summary: Being a camgirl was never your main goal in life, but when the pandemic hit and you lost your job, you were desperate. Now, two years later, the world is back to normal and you are one of the top creators of OnlyChingu; the South Korean version of OnlyFans. A website where idols hide behind anonymous profiles in search of that connection they lost during lockdown. Jungkook was never into this type of stuff. Until he ran into you. He knows you’re his perfect girl, his ideal type. Will he be able to put his own insecurities aside when chasing you? Or will you let the secrets you keep ruin you?
LY: Love You Better S | F | A | Series, playmate au.
Summary: Jungkook never wanted a playmate of his own before. While living a busy life, touring the world, being one of the top kpop idols alongside his Bangtan hyungs, he had everything he could possibly need. But now that responsibilities call and his brothers are starting to focus on their solo careers before eventually enlisting one by one, Jungkook feels lonely. Maybe hiring a companion to take care of his needs and fill in the empty space in his life isn’t such a bad idea anymore…
Hooked S | F | A | Series, undergroung boxer au, brother’s best friend.
Summary: Walking away from your brother was never what you intended, you just wanted to run from the ghosts of your past. But now you’re back home and ready to pick things up from where you left off. If only things could be that easy, right?
Be Your Fantasy S | F | A | Mini series, Crushes to lovers, idol au.
Summary: Jungkook doesn’t have a lot of time before he needs to enlist for the military, so what happens when his best friends decide to set him up with the girl he’s had a crush on for longer than he’d like to admit? And what happens when you feel the same way about him?
More coming soon…
autistic doctor flavorings
day 462/548 of jungkook's military service
these selcas were posted on 200702 with the caption:
Jungkookie interfering since I'm taking pictures, and Seokjinie just uploading them as they are
(trans cr: Mary @ bts-trans)
TEMPERANCE BRENNAN & SEELEY BOOTH insp / other couples
i love thinking about booth and brennan because why did they for so long think it was platonic to be that involved in each others lives and have those kinds of reactions when they were injured
the slow burn ate though
Bones 5x12
One of my favorite things in Bones is how annoyed Bones gets when she reaches the crime scene and finds out that there's still flesh on the body
"I was promised a skeleton, this is a meat corpse, my whole thing is skeletons. why did you skeleton-bait me?"
