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[agoodsoldier]

CHAMP | 3939 words (Chapter 1/3) | E

Shane Hollander: Captain of the Montreal Metros.

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[agoodsoldier]

Chapter 2 just posted!! Click to read on AO3 :-)

[agoodsoldier]

Chapter 3 posted ! all done ! hope U enjoy my shane fic #myshanefic hehe :-)

[solradguy]

Gallery illustration featured in Heavy Metal (Fall 1997), 20 Year Special. Art by Oscar Chichoni

[girlwhodoeskratom]

Svetlana Kochits @ Givenchy Fall/Winter, 1997 Haute Couture

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[ava-deb]

What am I, Jesus? ZENDAYA as TASHI DUNCAN CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[shoebaluuu]

$ $ $

versions with no BG + blood(less)

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

average rupaul season

Jessica Crackpipe: white woman wearing a blonde wig and smiling

Cock Madame: “i need the 2000000 rupaul dollars to support my immigrant family”

Daisy Heart: trans woman who has suffered more than god

Shrinkie: is 2 meters tall

Asian Woman (that’s her name): “i’m asian”

Freak Jump: “this outfit is based on david lynch’s pillowcases from 1990 Moviez Magazine photoshoot”

Salami: “i’m here to win for everybody in the little known state of texas”

[s1ck0]

marie léon

[jeanpolfus]

Butterball and his tracks. Tulit’a, Northwest Territories, Canada.

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[howard-ly]

i expected nothing less from nic cage

[sombradusk]

happy pride month!!!!

[theereboseffect]

rewatched taskmaster series 7

[littlespoonevan]

I want a fic where the hr universe has its own gay hockey show called break the ice or something and it takes the internet by storm so suddenly games and practices are being infiltrated by social media managers trying to get the players to say if they’ve watched it or who on the team they’d cast in the show and fans of the show who are also hockey rpfers are talking about the main couple of the show being like ‘this is hollanov if u squint’ and Ilya is having the time of his life bc he thinks it’s the best show he’s ever seen in his entire life and Shane is having 1000 mini heart attacks every day bc he legitimately believes someone has figured out he and Ilya are dating and decided to make a tv show about it and of all the ways he thought he could end up getting outed this was never on the spreadsheet

[littlespoonevan]

the writers of break the ice reach out to rose about playing one of the character's beards for a few eps and when shane finds out he demands yuna hire a private investigator to see if he's being followed

[littlespoonevan]

the real plot twist is that the characters in the show lowkey look like hayden and cliff so this starts this big, long-running joke that hayden and marleau are in a secret relationship and hayden and cliff - who know the Truth(tm) - are like 'guys this is great we can take the heat off you two' and ilya doesn't care bc it means he can call hayden pike ugly to the press and be like 'um no my handsome, funny, smart friend is MUCH too good for hayden pike' meanwhile shane is lowkey and irrationally FURIOUS bc what the FUCK do you mean people are calling hayden and marley Cute when he and ilya are right fucking there?!?!?!?!?

[kim-tey]

"and I think we are good boys"