Unicorns and Cake.

Hi I'm Kate. 21. Instagram: katemesher137

[segamascott]

your boner is looking radiant tonight my liege

[may12324]

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

[a-s-fischer]

If you want a good object lesson about what we can and can't know about the past, we don't know Ea-Nasir was a dishonest merchant selling shoddy goods.

What we know is we have found a cache of complaint tablets about him selling low quality copper as high quality, in a site that was probably his own residence. We know multiple people complained he was a cheat. It's entirely possible they were right. It's also entirely possible that he kept these complaint letters as records of people he would no longer do business with, because they had made accusations and threats in order to bully him into giving them free copper. That is an equally valid interpretation of the evidence.

My point is not that we have maligned Ea-Nasir, my point is that thousands of years later, we do not and cannot know.

[kindigo]

Actually he wrote all the complaints himself with various sock puppet accounts to drum up sympathy subscribers to his Claytreon

[beatlesweatles]

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[knightofleo]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[huffylemon]

[trollbogies]

he’s just so

[aletheyass]

good morning and happy is it really tuesday tuesday

[weltenwellen]

Joan Didion, The Year of Magical Thinking

[branfraser]

Reese Witherspoon in LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[theman]

Maroon | Taylor Swift

[greatcometcas]

November 6th, 1983 ▼ Hawkins, Indiana

[twinfiresign]

no one could touch the way we laughed in the dark – talking ‘bout your daddy’s farm we were gonna buy someday

taylor’s vault songs posters [3/?]

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn’t know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell “do a backflip”.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this