[chthonicillness]

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[wildspringday]

the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

[jaehyutaeyong]

that’s some good tea right there

[thefreegladelancer]

Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

actually all representation is bad representation because the written word and the moving image are inherently evil

[cosmic-catgirl-deactivated20201]

Podcasts

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

this is the most devastating addition anyone has ever made to one of my posts

[cult-hopper]

People who don’t understand the difference between punishment and discipline should, like, never have kids

[clown-butch-deactivated20240919]

hey op i dont understand the difference could you please explain?

[cult-hopper]

Yeah ofc!! Sorry for being vague I was just venting and didnt expect reblogs haha

I’m gonna try to explain my point through examples.

Ex 1: toddler screaming and crying in the walmart

Punishment: I’m going to spank you or embarrass you or yell at you! Shut up! I’ll give you something to cry about!

Discipline: stop doing what you’re doing because it isn’t productive and it disturbs others as well as increasing your own upsetnes. I’m going to take you out of the environment that’s upsetting you until you’re calm and we can identify what upset you together so I can explain to you why it’s like that/help you find ways to productively express upsetness as you grow.

Ex 2: your teen is failing, like, all their classes

Punishment: you’re grounded! You’re not allowed to go out with your friends or play games or do anything fun or enjoyable until your work is satisfactory!

Discipline: it’s important to do well in school. You need to communicate with me when you are struggling so I can help you. You also need to learn to manage fun stuff and work as that’s an important life skill in adulthood. I’m going to monitor your work more closely so I can help you find that balance. And if this is a deeper mental or emotional issue, we can seek help for you together.

So basically, discipline is something you teach that requires time, communication, and sternness. Punishment is a single action meant to deliberately cause discomfort in an attempt to implement negative reinforcement. Not good.

[jaxblade]

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

[talkingsoup]

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

[staff]

Hello Tumblr 👋

Today, Tumblr’s owner, Verizon Media, announced that Automattic plans to acquire Tumblr. Automattic is the technology company behind products such as WordPress.com, WooCommerce, Jetpack, and Simplenote—products that help connect creators, businesses, and publishers to communities around the world. 

We couldn’t be more excited to be joining a team that has a similar mission. Many of you know WordPress.com, Automattic’s flagship product. WordPress.com and Tumblr were both early pioneers among blogging platforms.

Automattic shares our vision to build passionate communities around shared interests and to democratize publishing so that anyone with a story can tell it, especially when they come from under-heard voices and marginalized communities.

We look forward to continuing to create products that empower your self-expression and sense of community and that build a better, more inclusive internet. 

We’re excited for our future together!

<3 Tumblr

[apocalyptic-mailman]

Can’t wait for them to fire your asses lmao

[sunfortune]

LSDMKFJNGDNFKDJFNHJDF

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

congratulations to everyone here on the *spectacular* devaluation of this website. lets keep it up team lets ride this motherfucker into the ground

[tessanjali]

mutual: we should talk more!

me: yeah!

mutual: 

me:

[juneelite]

When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥

[jace-the-ace12-deactivated20221]

This is what I should think when they say “Boys will be boys”

[mexicanesecat]

Wholesome content~ xD

[wereralph]

he really fucked the shit out of that violin

[foxbowl]

List of people who could be running the official Spider-Man twitter account:

Tom Holland, in disguise

Zendaya (‘cause she’s hip with the youth)

“jake g and his sexy dad outfit”

All three of them, combined

[ampervadasz]

[mikestillneedsadrink-deactivate]

The fact that the bird is completely ok with a moving shrub makes me wonder about the possibility of Ents.

[jazzybot4]

A bird in the hand and a bird on the head, like the proverb said!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[snailnt]

gamers…

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

[otherwindow]

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

[ninjanaomi]

I like how this is presented as factual information

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

because it is

[pinkslushee-deactivated20200113]

they own my whoooooole heart

[anachronic-cobra]

Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale's bookshop due to customers' reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces Aziraphale to let them investigate because it'll be hilarious. They fuck with the investigators the entire time.

Investigator: "There's a very strong demonic presence here."

Crowley: *stifling giggles behind the camera*

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Holy fuck someone write this please.