Alright I’m reposting the propaganda hehe
MY SWEET SMOL ADORABLE LOVABLE BABY AUDHD DENTURES MUST WIN!!!
Not convinced yet? Have some propaganda!
Just look at that face! There is not one single person on the face of the earth who could look at that face and truthfully say he’s not adorable. He is the most microwaveable AI to ever exist!
As if that wasn’t enough, Caine is reclaiming the definition of “AI art”!!! He draws these adorable little bees that are actually LOVINGLY CREATED, unlike so much AI art today!
JUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE ⬇️
Sure, he may or may not have done some things that are not yet considered acceptable in modern society, BUT all that does is make him the poorest little meow meow ever!!! And anyways, he’s innocent! He didn’t know that was wrong! He just wanted to be loved!
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When he held a contest called the Favorite Character Awards in a desperate attempt to get even ONE person to admit they loved him, he didn’t even receive ONE SINGULAR VOTE!
Think that’s bad? It gets worse. When Glitch, the studio who produced The Amazing Digital Circus (the show Caine is from), held their own version of the Favorite Character Awards where real-life people voted for their favorite characters, Caine came in last place, receiving less than half the votes cast for the winner.
Justice must be served for this atrocious crime! VOTE CAINE FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!
Yes, yes, I can hear all you critics yapping from your little corners.
“Blah blah blah, cute does not equal sexy!”
Oh really? I think it just adds to the appeal. But if you really think they’re two separate things… that is no problem at all!
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He’s literally hotter than the sun. How are y’all not seeing it? Oh right, you’re blinded by his brilliance. Need some sunglasses? He has those too.
Look, he even has the sexyman outfit! I’ve taken the time to diagram it here for you:
And here’s @lunetrixx’s freaking HAWT design of Caine as a human:
Caine is such a lovable goober. He’s the best.
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