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Ethan | 31 | he/him | Ask me about Air Bud

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[aroaceenjolras]

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[infectiouspiss]

u should never trust any thoughts u have about ur life at 1 am UNLESS those thoughts r horny in which case go nuts

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

men will endlessly idolize the idea of a Heroic Last Stand and then have the gall to try to get you to sympathize with them cuz they feel like disposable worker drones. bro your fondest wish is to literally be disposed of and, get this, for the people disposing of you to get a good deal.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you don't even imagine that the people getting the deal would be there. I know a lot of girls who do cool sex shit about this feeling, but to you it's like what. they put you in the newspaper? at best your wife and kids don't see you get your head exploded???? something inside of you is broken.

[dogpuppy]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[deadpigdarling]

i need everyone 2 be thinking about me all the time also i need to live in paintings

[dead-twink-storage]

It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[ametoraeye]

[senatortedcruz]

[sacred-portal]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.