Awkward Content

Ethan | 31 | he/him | Ask me about Air Bud

[moonstonetombstone]

[bramst]

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[argumate]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

[inphront]

evergreen post

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[dogpuppy]

[jordanbolton]

The Look

Pre-order my new book here

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[revivivivify]

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[greelin]

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

[adastrabbit]

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it