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I'll let the hrt work and then I'll kill myself

#fuck it #what's the harm in being curious #everything is already fucked at this point anyways

dazeylily

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

sqooops

[new to masochism] no 😦

15millionfireflies

[new to cuckolding] oh sounds fun can I play too? :D

never quite understood "countrymen" as being used to denote someone I'm meant to share a kinship with. Then again, the average country is like the size of Texas. I could understand feeling empathy for someone within that area but when my mind hears "fellow American" it's like "fuck do you care? Most of the people you talk to are Americans"

#geography #idk

writing-prompt-s

You are a deity newly ascended. Your predecessor has perished, and their domain (now yours) is in shambles. Instead of repairing it first, you went down to the world and did the dirty practical work instead of the grandiose, aloof things other deities do.

babyanimalgifs

archivedbarfblog

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Birdy with the loud steps! Noisy talons!🎵

lalulutres

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

felthief

i do not think that is a squirrel

camwyn

Goddamn raccoons

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶We set up a camera! Goddamn raccoons!🎵

xenasaur

I'll stop self-diagnosing when my self-diagnoses stop being correct

xenasaur

like obviously it's good to get a doctor to take a look at stuff if you can but I am 4 for fucking 4 on my conditions so far stop trying to act like you have access to mystical arcane knowledge that would fry my mortal brain because you went to psych school

xenasaur

that is not even mentioning how often doctors are stupid and wrong

#learned the hard way that you can't just say “mom my foot is broken the toes bend at odd angles and it stings whenever I apply any pressure”#no no #you have to say something like #“my foot feels weird when I walk on it. I dropped (idfk my phone or something) on it and the pain hasn't gotten away yet”#and let them come to the conclusions themselves #now I can't balance on one of my feet 😒#you have to guide authority figures like fucking children or else they'll call you dramatic

captain-price-returns

bluef00t

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

boastmalone

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

oracleocelot

must be nice being able to deny a man 😒

being a transbian feels like doing them a fucking favor. They'd probably thank me for it if the thought of having anything to do with someone like me ever even crossed their mind 😭

filmphotofranz

#is that actually what Charlie looked like?

filmphotofranz

mamoru

Laying on your left-hand side may make for slower pill absorption.

oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

sweaterkittensahoy

This makes sense! I learned from a doc that if you have gas pain or nausea, you turn on your left side to make it easier for your stomach to send stuff through. The goal in turning left is to NOT absorb, but to release.

Turning on your right can make nausea/gas pain worse because it has to fight gravity to exit your stomach/body. So, yeah, lying on your right would make things absorb faster because it's going into the stomach lining, which is the point.