[jigglypuffsvevo]

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

[xx0ct0-m4rzxx]

Wait did this

[xx0ct0-m4rzxx]

Did this really happen

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

Facts

[shels-kpop-main]

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[obviousplant]

Sounds delicious

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

[hotgirlmegan]

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

[hotgirlmegan]

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

[hotgirlmegan]

BITCH

[chill0naperochingona]

[meanplastic]

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[bronwynn]

FIJI water girl saw her chance and took it

[toastbutteregg]

what I aspire to be

[tomhonks-blog]

[neoliberalismkills]

the real struggle in 2004

[girlsandchicks]

I just want to be the answer you give when someone asks you why you’ve been so happy lately

[awkward-sultana]

This is the kind of support we’re spreading in 2019.

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[death-by-lulz]

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

[guy]

Grandma’s Ghost

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

[andromeda40002019]

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

[toastbutteregg]

i read this article that says Apple will stop selling iPhone X. is that true??!

[onlytwitterpics]