[20thcenturywomen2016]

I was born in the right generation I love making 1-6 note posts and being annoying on tumblr

[teathattast]

[gaysie]

they should invent a way for me to bear it

[catilinas]

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kppigpen]

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

[dr-paine]

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

[vamptits]

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

[tylostoma]

cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.

[yossyislandd]

[mynowherenothing]

At least we have laying down

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[snugglesquiggle]

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[bealittleimprobable]

Do you knit or crochet? I think you would fit in well.

[icarianmoth]

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can you guys stop dropping your •juggling balls all over my posts •

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[wumblr]

playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

[phantombussy]

Medium sized dolphin!

[wumblr]

YAYY

[kosmogrl]

[nondelphic]

me: i’m going to write a little every day :)

also me: writes nothing for three months then one day writes 11k words in one sitting because the hyperfocus demon took the wheel and now my spine is permanently shaped like a shrimp

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me