Shelby The Confusing

Forever having an existential crisis

[ensigntilly]

i'm on episode 37 of the bright sessions and i'm realising that dr bright attracts a lot of gays into her office

[corvidprompts]

“I hate you,” the hero sobbed. “I hate you so much — ”

“It’s all right,” the dying villain whispered. “I know.”

[thelatebloomer13]

TEN REASONS WHY THERE DOESN’T NEED TO BE A ‘STRAIGHT PRIDE’

Because apparently it needs explaining …

1. Straight cis people aren’t being murdered for being straight

2. Straight cis people can travel without fear of being straight

3. Straight cis people have always been able to legally marry

4. Straight cis people have never been jailed for being straight

5. Straight cis people aren’t called ‘sinners’ for being straight

6. Straight cis people don’t face ‘heterophobia’ at work

7. Straight cis people see themselves across all popular culture

8. Straight cis people don’t have to correct people on pronouns

9. Straight cis people aren’t denied medical help for being straight

10. Straight cis people don’t lose their jobs for being straight

Credit: Gay Times

[writing-prompt-s]

you are a gay assassin referred to as 13. you were top of your class in training all your life and are the most reliable to get a job done effectively, because you are so good at your job no one regulates your personal projects. your only personal project is collecting information and data about a boy you have fallen quite hard for. everything has always been peaceful but soon things turn south and a test of faith to your organization must take place when your next target becomes your Personal Project…

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[banana1514]

PLEASE DO THIS

[hashtag-put-murdoc-back]

PLEASE I’M BEG

[sweetandsavageautistic]

Do your worst (or best).

[luvsavos]

PLEASE

[1confusedpan]

Lets see

[saliechelon255]

☀🌾

[estradiol]

Straight girls are like sir that’s my emotional support faggot

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[iwillneverberoyall]

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This better be a Bulbasaur

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[vein]

but ur so woah and im so oh

[thebootydiaries]

whom'st wants to throweth me down a flight of stairs

[assemble-vld]

Chaos in His Heart  - A Season 8 Re Write

With the final battle looming just ahead, the Paladins of Voltron face their biggest fight yet. Will they be able to rise to the challenge of Honerva or will they fall pray to her traps and unforeseen plans? It’s the fight of their lives and they’re racing against the clock to save the entire universe.

Read of Ao3 - Read on Tumblr

This is the beginning of a collaboration (sort of? I mean she does all the hard work) between @inkspottedandbrokenhearted and myself to hopefully fill the gaps and unanswered questions that were left by the last season. 

Enjoy ♥

[jenanigans1207]

I am SO EXCITED to announce to you guys that @assemble-vld is joining me on this wild journey! She is going to illustrate one scene from every chapter of my season 8 rewrite and here is chapter 1! I can tell you guys right now that she is SO TALENTED and I nearly cried when she told me she wanted to do this with me! So get ready for some AMAZING art to go along with the fic and go give her the love she deserves!!!!! 

This is my wildest dream come true <3

[arsonsuggestions]

dni:

don’t interact with me if you’re:

an ace exclusionist

into ddlg/cgl or support it

support the shipping of and/or ship incest, abuse, or pedophilia

a twerf/terf, swerf, or support them

part of the ‘true crime community’ (tcc) 

a map (i.e pedophile) or a map supporter

part of the shoplifting community 

a supporter of any from of nationalism/nazism, imperialism, or fascism

a racist

an islamophobe

a biphobe/panphobe/lesbophobe/homophobe/transphobe/aphobe/nbphobe

anti-kin (factkin excluded)

**okay to reblog but don’t add on

[timeman-hates-terfs-and-pedos]

Hey so OP of this was a MAP support blog so I’m posting this here:

94% of people will not accept your crusty disgusting asses.