Lavender (Marriage) Country

a 1D y/n blog for wlw 

[1dgaymagines]

Imagine:

There’s a sexy aristocratic vampire lady living in a huge mansion just outside of town and you read Twilight 36 times when you were in middle school so you want to fuck her so so bad! Luckily your five best friends, the members of One Direction, see your desire to be a vampire’s sugar baby and they love that for you! They help you find the most opportune times to get stranded in the rain outside her house in just a thin see-through nightgown and help you find ways to casually mention how you just have so much blood inside of you (maybe even too much!) and how it’s such a shame all that sweet sweet blood is just going to waste. When she finally does bite you and makes you her eternal bride they all come to your vampire wedding and later help you fake your death so that you can live in peace with your hot vampire wife. Gay rights!

[1dgaymagines]

Imagine:

Harry sees you on the street and recognizes your immense and powerful gay energy so he appoints you as the official door person for the Met Gala, with specific instructions to turn away any guests whose outfits don’t meet your incredibly high gay standards. He also lets you choose your favorite of his suits and has it refitted just for you so you have a fancy little outfit to wear while making straight people cry. Also Ocean’s 8 happens and you allow yourself to be successfully seduced by every member of their team as part of the heist.

Gay Rights!!

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You and your friends Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn and Louis decide to start a community garden in your neighborhood in an unused back lot. You gather the whole neighborhood together to pool gardening supplies and plants and spend the weekend transforming the lot into the start of a beautiful garden. Zayn and Liam bring pizzas to share with everyone while Niall supplies the beer and Harry and Louis bring freshly made lemonade and cookies. "Y/N,” Liam says while dolling out saplings, “why don’t you go help with the tomato plants?” He and the other boys not so subtly point to where the cute girl who lives across from you is lining up baby tomato plants. With their help you get to know her better and she invites you over to cook a beautiful meal from all the freshly grown organic vegetables with her once the garden starts to grow. Until then, she says, you’ll have to work together coparenting your new brood of tomato babies.

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Imagine: You set up your two best friends, Harry Styles and Paddington Bear, on a date and they fall in love over their mutual appreciation for marmalade and good manners. Later on they invite you to their colorful quirky wedding where you meet Paddington’s Mom who has recently left her husband and is very appreciative to you for helping her son find love. You hit it off and she takes you on a romantic date in the sewers and draws pictures of you. You fall in love and move in together in a whimsical little flat next to Harry and Paddington’s marmalade shop where you both also work.

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On Valentines y/n is feeling lonely and single, wishing she had a girlfriend. Luckily, One Direction buys the house from The Simple Life to launch their new reality show, the SINGLE (wlw) LIFE, the premise of which is inviting a bunch of wlw to live in the house together and and party and make friends. (Dating encouraged but optional). So, this Valentines Day Y/N ends up flying on a fancy private jet to the house to meet all her new gay friends and OT5, matchmakers of the century! 

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After a magical trip to Disneyland to celebrate Valentines day, Y/N run into Niall at a bar in LA. He is so moved by their profound love that he calls up his friends from One Direction (ALL FOUR OF THEM), stating that there’s a gay-mergency. They use their magical boy-bander powers to teleport to the bar, and immediately reform the band for the sole purpose of serenading y/n and her girlfriend on this special night. They break out all the sapphic classics including End of the Day and I Would, and after a mind-blowing performance they fire up the karaoke machine and y/n calls up all her gay friends and it turns into a lesbian/gay boybander solidarity 1D singalong bash with OT5. All the single wlw go home hoarse from singing, and in pairs or trios for sweet Valentines loving. 

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Y/N’s mysterious gay neighbors who might also be secret popstars, Harold and Lewis, give her $100,000 dollars to blow on a fantastic Valentines date night with her gorgeous girlfriend. Cue champagne, bubble baths, heart shaped jacuzzis, the fanciest dinner she's ever had, and a night with her girl in the Honeymoon Suite of an exclusive hotel. Thanks dads! 

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You’re worried about signaling and are afraid that you don’t look enough like a lesbian to meet other wlw. “Y/N,” your bff Harry tells you, “it’s not how you dress that makes you a lesbian, it’s your love for women. If it would make you happy though, I can help you pick out some new clothes.” The next day he takes you to the local Goodwill and you spend hours together picking out and trying on all of the gayest clothes in the store. He helps you dig through piles of grandma sweaters and flared pants and flannel shirts until you’ve found a lesbian style that feels comfortable and very You. You even find some pride pins in a bucket of badges in the back! Just on the walk home you get lesbian nods from seven different girls!

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Y/N is rescuing a pitbull at the local shelter. Extremely helpful and charming volunteer Liam Payne offers to help. He takes her from kennel to kennel, introducing her to dogs of all shapes, sizes, and temperaments. He also asks her about her activity level, the size of her yard, and how many hours she’ll spend at home with the dog, and it’s extremely refreshing for her to meet someone so invested in rescue dogs well being! When he introduces her to the beautiful pitbull Creamsicle, she knows she’s in love. He harnesses Creamsicle up and together they go on a walk together so he can show her the basic obedience Creamie knows. Tears come to Y/N’s eyes--this is the perfect dog for her! Once they're back at the shelter, Liam goes through paperwork with Y/N, and gives her the number of one of his fellow volunteers, a very pretty girl he could tell was checking out Y/N the whole time. “She loves Creamsicle...I bet she’d like to see her again,” he assures her. They high five, and Y/N brings her new best friend home, dreaming of the cute volunteer. (The girl, not Liam.) 

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Y/N is on a college tour led by five charming lads. She’s with her parents and too nervous to ask about LGBT resources on campus, but after catching her eye, the student representative with the braces and wining smile, Louis, decides to make a bee-line to the LGBT center on campus and point it out. He nods subtly to her after the fact, and the other boys flash her reassuring thumbs up. They see her, and they have her back. 

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Y/N has just moves to a new town and checks out the local crystals shop/yoga studio. There she meets pilates instructor/healer-in-training/cashier, Zayn. He senses her raw gay energy and upon checking her out, gives her a discount on her order. Through the power of gay connection, Y/N levels up as a witch right there on the spot. She agrees to attend his pilates class and he tells her theres lots of gorgeous single new age ladies. 

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Y/N and her beautiful girlfriend are both, tragically, very bad at home improvement, after having made the incorrect assumption the other would be the expert. After nearly burning the house down, Y/N and her girlfriend decide they should get a second opinion, even if they’re worried some annoying man is going to treat them like idiots. Luckily, Liam Payne is the first employee at Home Depot to help them. He is friendly and not at all condescending and has the most charming customer service smile. He sets them up with tools and lumber and gives them tips on how to install their new floor. He even carries their bags to the car with them, and compliments their rainbow flag bumper sticker with a wink before hinting that he and his boyfriend also went through a similar period of remodeling struggles before consulting Ye Old Wise Home Depot. Y/N and her girlfriend drive home, stress free. 

[1dgaymagines]

im actually fucking crying at ur blog this shit is so funny i love it so much please never stop posting this is my favorite blog in the universe

Thank you!! I think we’re about through our stockpile of imagines now so they might slow down a bit but we’re still gonna keep posting until like the end of time 💕💗

If anybody has any imagine ideas please submit them! Even if you’ve just got a vague idea we can use it! 💕💗💕💗💕💗💕💗

-Mod C 💕💗

[1dgaymagines]

Imagine:

Harry Styles is your mom who drives you to soccer practice and always brings healthy snacks for you and your friends. Sometimes you share your ants-on-a-log with the girl in the goal post who cut off all her hair to donate over the summer. She compliments your bracelets and you compliment her cleats. Harry Styles looks on from the sidelines with misty eyes.

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One Direction said lesbian rights!!

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Y/N loves her high school theater teacher, Mr. Tomlinson, because he always lets her audition for the male leads even when all her past directors have made her play all girl parts. She just wants an excuse to perform love scenes opposite pretty girls and he recognizes that as a noble pursuit.