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why

[tlirsgender]

You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image

[tlirsgender]

Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it

My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps……..

Me: go on

Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis

[kabaks]

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

[kabaks]

[catgirldirk]

[thebackrooms-moved-deactivated2]

heres how it would look if elon made a vent comic about this situation hes in first panel: elon furry standing holding a image of 2b, smiling 2nd: a bunch of shadow furries start screaming at him and he gets scared 3rd: he is cowering on the ground with the shadow furries circling him and the words ‘CREDIT THE ARTIST’ is huge and scratchy above them  4th: completely black panel with white “i’m done.” small text in the middle

[catgirldirk]

[animeadult]

look at this extremely chaotic video my fiancé took of our cat

[gharibajameel]

thinking abt that drefen cosplayer and his huge boobies

[gharibajameel]

i do not doubt that someone shattered their glasses on those

[hobosenpai8]

@mister-mundee @ribs-grow-back thought of you two when I saw this.

[ribs-grow-back]

NO, THIS GUY MADE ME GO FERAL WHEN I SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME!

I first saw him 2 or 3 years ago…

[solange-lol]

mood of the day: 

[solange-lol]

but WAIT there MORE

@alabanda-highlights

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[missanthropicprinciple]

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[captain-snark]

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

this is a hate crime

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

white hulk

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

[an-eel]

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

[poetfish]

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is so wholesome to hear.

[cattsette]

You’re telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?

[turing-tested]

YouTube just banned supremacist content, and thousands of channels are about to be removed

TLDR;

The move, which will result in the removal of all videos promoting Nazism and other discriminatory ideologies, is expected to result in the removal of thousands of channels across YouTube.

In addition to those categories, YouTube is adding caste, which has significant implications in India, and “Well-documented violent events,” ; such as the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting and 9/11. Users are no longer allowed to post videos saying those events did not happen, YouTube said.

Finally, YouTube said it would restrict channels from monetizing their videos if they are found to “Repeatedly brush up against our hate speech policies.” Those channels will not be able to run ads or use Super Chat, which lets channel subscribers pay creators directly for extra chat features.

[chubby-aphrodite]

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

[babyspicearchive-deactivated202]

fixed it baby

[unclefather]

[smugsbunny4]

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[harryshoneypot]

[lesbx]

booty shorts that say this on the butt

[schmidtyho]

equally threatening energies

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]