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luisonte

Pues yo me lo había creído

unashamedly-enthusiastic

I was completely ready to accept this was a diplodocus for longer than it could plausibly look like any animal

rembrandtae

three important things to remember right now:

1. do not share ANY information about the place, the state, and the members of Ukrainian army. don't like it, don't reblog it, don't even write about it.

2. if you want to get information, do not look for carrds or twt threads. turn on your tv, read a newspaper, look for journalists and officials. do not trust random internet users and do not spread the disinformation and propaganda that is already circulating around here. double check every account you see talking about what's happening before deciding to share it further.

3. listen to Ukrainians.

proboscidea-althaeifolia

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

sprachgefuehle

Obviously, I hope that everyone in Ukraine stays safe and Ukrainians deserve all of our support right now but I also wanted to say that my heart goes out to all people in Eastern Europe and Central Asia who have been living with the fear of Russian intervention for years and now see their worst fears come true. I see so many posts about how "we shouldn't worry as Westerners because the war will not affect us directly" and while this is absolutely true, I wanted to take a second to acknowledge those who do have to live with the fear that it might affect them directly. I don't have anything more to offer than words and it's not worth much but if you are from Poland, Estonia, Kazakhstan or any other country close to Russia or Ukraine and you are afraid because you don't know what the current events means for the future of your country, I am with you in thought and sending you a warm hug with this post.

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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

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theconvergencenow

thepoisonroom

yes i'm a hater yes i'm full of overwhelming love for humanity these things are not in conflict

zagreus

disappointing that our brains are made of electric meat and not something cooler like soap or possibly glue

wizardpotions

5 year olds unattended in the classroom attempting to reach this divine goal

pupdotcom

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

cadaverkeys

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

cadaverkeys

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

cadaverkeys

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

orteil42

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

i havent felt this horrible in quite a few months...

#my chest hurts a lot and im just...regretful #im scared and so so stupid #the one time my partner needs me and i mess up? pathetic on my part #i feel like i regressed so much in one night #but from now on i will focus solely on them and their issues #ive spent too much time on myself and i realize that now #i dont want to be like that anymore #i dont want them to have to worry about me constantly anymore #i dont deserve that love and care anymore and need to earn that again one day #im so sorry ive treated you like this and im sorry i couldnt be there when you needed me to be

symeona

Image description: it's a two versions of the same drawing of Cade Bane. The first is in full-color, the second one is black and white with only the background in full-color. He's pushing his hat upwards with his blaster. Behind him three suns are setting. End of description.

hadeswearsprada

The Book of Boba Fett | Boba Fett and Cad Bane

air-so-sweet

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. "oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-" no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.