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zeropro

Sooo,um....where's skywarp?..o.o

Stowaway [<]

cidham

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

cherepashkadrabbles

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

wyndfyshious

@1lauranon

1lauranon

😂

drawing-prompt-s

give your OC wings that fit their mind, not their physical body

nomohmoss

destination: Snezhnaya

iamanailcutter

Would, uh if would you would I uh would um you if would you, could

shit

uh. hockey puck prowl?

Gang, is he cooked?

wyndfyshious

@1lauranon @aquawyvern

1lauranon

Very poocked

fireflysummers

I'm apparently so consistently aroace that a friend of mine uses me as a measurement for whether or not something counts as "romantic," based on when I stop understanding what he's talking about.

fireflysummers

@loraxofygg Stop being funnier than me on my own post (/j).

lilaccatholic

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

reinanova

terror-billie

starlightshadowsworld

Bawling my eyes out brb

but-the-library-of-alexandria

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

copperbadge

What the hell.

Is that what driving is for most people? I looked in the notes expecting to see a bunch of bewildered reactions but everyone is agreeing with OP and it's not that I don't believe you, but like.

I drove for years and hated every second of it because I was constantly aware of the fact that I was in charge of a massive chunk of speeding steel and glass capable of causing death if I sneezed at the wrong moment. Not for a single second did the car feel like a part of me. Driving always felt deeply unnatural and highly dangerous. It is indeed Wild to think that the vast majority of people apparently smoothly mind-meld with their car.

No wonder I hate driving so much. Everyone else is having a fun Carsona drift experience while I'm strapped into the pilot seat of a complicated memory game whose penalty for losing is dismemberment.

catchymemes

Astronaut tweets

hugaddict

anyone else wanna hug astronaut Reid Wiseman and weep?

krystal-prisms

This is so cool

motolokiev

Transformers: Lost Light will return after these messages (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Does this count as dancing? It does now. Rounding up the month of August with this piece I've been plugging away at for some time: Transformers Mirage, a la Lost Light design, spinning into view before phasing out before your very eyes.