sir this is a wendys

jesse ☆ he/him ☆ 26 ☆ i’m no longer an accountant

[catchymemes]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[mili-milo-process-graveyard]

Transformers is good. I'm realizing this now.

[catchymemes]

[5yin]

sorry i didn't reply i have existence issues

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[oneheadtoanother]

[gem-andromeda]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

[charl0ttan]

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

my testosterone and vyvanse are warring for my appetite

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[bambicest]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[pipopuck]

is this anything

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

uhh guys, you know the kids are supposed to be the ones doing the science projects, right?

(both of the volcanoes explode and the entire school has to evacuate)

(ratchet and soundwave cope by splitting a bottle of wine later that evening before going and paying their husbands’ bail)

—

i had sm fun designing the waves for this au. i’ll probably do a little bit of tweaking but overall im happy with the designs. i tried to almost make them parallel wheeljack and ratchet in a way— shockwave’s lower arms/sleeves (?) are inverted from wheeljack’s and they both have a rounder upper torso, although shockwave’s is sharper. soundwave and ratchet have the same shape of upper torso, but like WJ’s and shockwave’s arms, the shapes are inverted from each other. then they both have the sharp chevron things and the armor on the sides of their helmet. a lot of this came from their original G1 designs of course, it’s not like im totally inventing their designs here, but i def tried to play into the whole “these are the evil versions of wheeljack and ratchet and grimlock in the neighborhood” concept while simplifying their designs for this au/style. also here’s the bg on its own—

thank you to everyone that’s been leaving nice comments in the tags/sending me asks about this au! and thank you @goose-theseeker for giving me ideas on how to incorporate wavewave and rumble and frenzy into this au as well!

[goose-theseeker]

The aftermath

The kids are out back eating dirt or something idk

Backgrounds under the cut

It was actually really fun getting to mimic the same sort of style! I've never really dont backgrounds but I had a bunch of fun coming up with things Ratchet and Wheeljack would have in their house. I think the little family pictures may be my favorite.

Hardest part for me was getting Ratchets face right 😭 Drawing soundwave was so fun and peaceful but ratchet was living HELL. Felt like I was crawling through the Pits but hey, I love the finished product so it was worth it 💔

It just felt right to give sounwave a bendy straw, hes just a silly.

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

THE BACKGROUNDS AND THE SILLIES LOOK SO GOOD I LOVE IT

and aaaaaaaa all the little details on the wall, i absolutely love how the pics of grimmy and wheeljack and ratchet are simplified into more of a silhouette, it matches the style perfectly, its all just so good 🥹🥹🥹

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan