sir this is a wendys

jesse ☆ he/him ☆ 26 ☆ i’m no longer an accountant

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

couple of dudes being bros in a hotel room after a music festival (they are actually gay and in love and definitely sharing that bed)

i THINK this is was based on an au @rainbowpufflez and i had where rod is a rockstar and soundwave is his bodyguard. or vice versa, it’s fun to imagine either way

human soundwave is my design and human hot rod/rodimus is @rainbowpufflez ‘s :] i’ll probs post more humanformers stuff soon, particularly of soundwave since this doesn’t really display his. soundwave-isms

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[baja-blast3r]

Helping hands 🚑💕

[honeyviscera]

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

[generaljenobi]

[deadpowol]

[aidashakur]

[beemovieerotica]

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

[tdwhisperer]

That sentence started and ended in very different places

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[ultharkitty]

Adults too

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

some shameless oc x canon with my elsen oc ahdkshdkdbf

elroy is enoch's assistant who's definitely got a crush, think stobotnik but elroy is like 100x more anxious/jealous and enoch low-key knows elroy has feelings for him but takes advantage of that fact at times

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

I wanna draw batter and dedan duking it out. they're so stupid. I love them

[saltybutsad]

big fan of stobotnik art that looks like this

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example