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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

sabertoothwalrus

how I balance my humors

silly-detector

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

sabertoothwalrus

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

fairycosmos

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

xiaoguiwang

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

xiaoguiwang

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

xiaoguiwang

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

meatfag

I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

nogodspweasemasters-deactivated

going 30mph over the speed limit in my lifted honda civic with "COPS DNI" spraypainted on both sides

pipistrellus

I love that phenomenon where ur talking to another neurodivergent person for the first time and u haven’t quite grocked their flavor of brain yet and they haven’t grocked yours and you’re both using your Acceptable Friendly Person Getting To Know You Script on each other but of course those scripts have been calibrated mainly for use with, like, normal people, so you just end up being like two conversational roombas bonking gently off one another like “hello fellow human” “hello fellow ‘hello fellow human’” until you both at some point manage to adjust your programming and actually like, communicate

It’s like when I was a kid I had two furbies and when you put them next to each other they’d just natter nonsensically past one another for a bit and then at some point one would abruptly recognize the other with its furby sensor or w/e and it would shout “DANCE!” and the other one would flap its ears and reply “HEY, DANCE” and then, in perfect unison, they would begin to rock back and forth while chanting “doot doot doo doot doot doo”

It’s exactly like that. I love it. Crazy people are the best, we are super excellent, i love us, i love crazy ppl

pipistrellus

I wrote this post in my head while having a major dissociative episode in the bathroom and its the best and truest thing Ive ever said

toastbutteregg

wizardpotions

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

But it's my birtday

guerrillatech

vixxey

👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

pro-gay

interesting how they didn’t share this instead where study show that productivity has actually increased, almost as if people tend to do their jobs more efficiently when they’re not miserable

With the world discovering alternative ways to work without human contact, the work from home force is getting a facelift.… Read More »

porcupine-girl

And both can be true simultaneously…. My BiL was just telling me that he’s so far ahead on his quotas (and his whole unit is) that their manager keeps telling them to slow down a little so he spends like 3 hrs a day on video games and is still ahead.

The ways we could restructure our economy if we were willing to admit that working people to the bone is NOT the most efficient way to do things and isn’t good for people OR companies…

geocorn

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.

anarchistmemedistro

camtankerous

One of the fun things about using tumblr is every once in a while your dash will get flooded with a very specific kind of content and you have to ask “okay, did something happen in the world recently to make everyone care about this, or do i have one mutual that’s just really into posting about johnny appleseed today”

genderoutlaws

🚨ppl on T plz read!!🚨

hey friends, please check your 1ml vials of testosterone! there’s been a recall of a Sun Pharm batch because of bacterial contamination. i just checked and i had several from the contaminated lot i had to throw away.

the contaminated batch info is:

LOT: HAC3427A

EXP: 8/2023

manufactured by Sun Pharmaceuticals, and the number for Sun’s Customer Service Department is 1-800-818-4555

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EDIT: additional info from sadpearonmars

There’s more than one batch under the recall list now. If you have a contaminated batch # on your medication, contact your pharmacy about having them replace your medication. (I had several from a prescription I filled in March, so please check your meds)

The recall affects testosterone cypionate injection, 200 mg/mL, 1-mL single-dose vials (NDC 62756-015-40), from lots HAC1974A (Exp. 6/23), HAC1978A (Exp. 6/23), and HAC3427A (Exp. 8/23).

https://href.li/?https://www.hmpgloballearningnetwork.com/site/pln/news/testosterone-injection-recalled

I also want to note as this post gains traction and some people are misinterpreting it: This recall is due to an abnormal appearance on machinery, no specific contaminant has been identified but they are assuming the entire lot is contaminated as any pharmaceutical manufacturer would, just to be safe. I’ve seen some fearmongering about completely unsubstantiated assumptions so I want to clear it up: This is not going to kill you. So far the only adverse affects I have heard of has been skin irritation, but if you injected from the compromised lot and are experiencing anything out of the ordinary, call SunPharm to report it. And of course please seek medical help if you are concerned about any symptoms.