PASTAPASTAPASTA

!PPP IS A CREEPYPASTA BASED *AU*! ASKBLOG + OCCASIONAL COMIC PANELS

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- BLOG INTRODUCTION… -

hello hello creepsters…… WELCOME TO THE CREEPYPASTA AU ASKBLOG…… (dududududududu)…. PASTAPASTAPASTA (PPP)!!!!!!

we WILL be semi-active, and maybe occasionally there’ll be some comic panels relating to this au if mister owner 1 isn’t a total BUM.

TWO OWNERS HERE!!!

OWNER 1 (hey thats the @dirkuu-daily guy) AND OWNER 2 (and whats that.. THATS ONE OF THE @unnamedfnafau GUYS?!)

KEEP IN MIND…. THIS IS AN AU! NOT EVERYTHING HERE IS FULLY ACCURATE TO THE CHARACTER’S RESPECTIVE BACKSTORIES!!!

- RULES -

DON’T BE A BIG OL’ BIGOT.

NO NSFW.

NO CONTENT RELATING TOWARDS INCEST, PEDOPHILIA, AND FETISHIZES.

PLEASE DO NOT HARASS ANYONE AND HAVE SOME RESPECT WHEN GIVING US ASKS!

- CHARACTERS INCLUDED… -

SO COME ON AND ASK THESE LITTLE BEASTS SOME STUFF…. SURELY THEY DON’T BITE!!!! (i’m lying to you)

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HEY. I’M ACTIVE ON ARTFIGHT! FEEL FREE TO ATTACK ME! THE ARTFIGHT IS JERK_OFALL_TRADES! REGARDING TO 1PASTA2PASTA3PASTA, WE WILL BE ACTIVE SOMETIME THIS MONTH, SO SORRY FOR THE WAITS N SUCH!

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bro i smell jeff through my screen he stinks

🔪 : YOU TRY TAKING A SHOWER AFTER A—

BIG.

PINK.

HORSE!

🧁 : A PONY actually!

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT OUR BEN IS 16 YEARS OF AGE. PLEASE STOP ASKING TO SMOOCH OR DATE 16 YEAR OLD BOYS IN OUR ASK BOX

if you want to take a gander at our pasta's ages so you don't accidentally flirt with minors check right here or our pinned post. i understand that its kind of hard to read, but there will be a strawpage made for pastapastapasta sometime soon (today or sometime early in the week) where u can get 2 know our renditions of the proxies

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liu can i marry YOU👀

🧣 : ABSOLUTELY NOT. NOT EVER. NOONE CAN *EVER* MARRY ME.

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Hey EXE what do u think about others? Also can I pet you pls pls pls

🦔 : THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOURE ASKING ABOUT.

🦔 : THEYRE EITHER THE MOST ANNOYING JACKASSES *EVER*!

🦔 : —OR ACTUALLY DECENT!

🦔 : ALSO—ER. ERR… NO…

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Hey there! Big fan of your art! Hope to see you again't and that everything is okay!

aaah!! everything is okay!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! owner 2 and i have just been occupied with life, but there WILL be some answered asks most likely during next week! if you'd like to see more of my art at a more consistent level, you can follow me on tiktok!

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Judge Angels i wanna. Cuddle you and give you kisses on your beautiful face i lov u .

question for my Girlfriend ( judge Angels . ) ? Whats your Lore between u and nurse ann ? why do You guys hater each others so much????🪽

🪽 : thank you, I suppose.

🪽 : the nurse lacks any set of morals and values. only if it benefits her and herself only. but I can’t blame her for that.

🪽 : she’s a creation of man rather than god. she wasn’t meant to exist, and i must take her out of her misery. for her own good.

🪽 : judgement will come sooner or later for her.

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Nurse ann. Can you lose your body parts (including your head)?

⛑️ : What a rude thing to ask a lady.

⛑️ : …

⛑️ : Yes of course. But its saved for situations of importance.

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NEW PASTA’S REFERENCE SHEET! + MEET 2 NEW PROXIES!

SO SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF POSTING! WE’LL BE RETURNING TO POSTING MORE FREQUENT AGAIN SOON!!! ANYWHO…

MEET LAZARI AND THE BLOODY PAINTER!!!! HI LITTLE BEASTIES!!!

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MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!!

ROBUX OR DISCORD NITRO ARE THE PAYMENTS I USE. ONE OR THE OTHER PREFERABLY!

ADD jerk_ofall_trades ON DISCORD FOR MORE INFORMATION!

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what is the ben and sonic.exe lore... (i am glad other people on the earth agree they would be worsties)

🎮 : Slender apparently doesn’t know how DISCS and CONSOLES work because he thought “Hmm Yes let’s jam Two Completely different Discs into One!”

🦔 : AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM. WE BOTH HAPPENED TO BE HAUNTING SAID CARTRIDGES. SO WE JUST POPPED RIGHT OUT INSTEAD.

🎮 : BUT now I’M stuck with him no matter what! because coming out of the same console automatically means hes like my brother. i guess.

🦔 : BUT OBVIOUSLY IM THE MORE HANDSOME ‘TWIN’ COMPARED TO THIS DOOFUS.

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Hey Slender, how do you manage watching a bunch of psychotic children 24/7?

🕷️ : Nobody has ever said taking Care of over a Dozen of Homicidal Teenagers is Easy (And I Doubt that’ll Ever Change)

🕷️ : But, Pinkamena usually Assists when they get a little… Too much for me.

🕷️ : Either way, I don’t Consider the Pastas to be Awful Adolescents.

🕷️ : They were just Dealt a Bad Hand.

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I LOVE YOUUu PINKiE AND NINA

🧁: EEE!!! THANK YOU AUDREYYY!!! I LOVE YOU TOO! <3

💗 : THAAANK YOU!!! ≧◡≦ i also like you!

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Liu

can I have permission to marry ur brother? X3

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🧣 : Save yourself the trouble and DON’T get married to HIM or at all. Thats what I think.

🔪 : :D

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

hi hi!!! owner 1 here and i just want to say thank you guys so much within the last few days with all of the support! you’re genuinely all so amazing!!!!! most likely i will be posting a halloween themed drawing or so but i’m quite unsure so just in case i’d just like to come on here and thank all of you guys! owner 2 and i are excited to use the potential we have on here, once again, HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU LITTLE PASTAGOERS….(?)

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Jane hows ur wife

🕸️ : If i’m going to be honest … I . — I don’t really … Know . 🕸️ : Mary and I last saw each other before I was experimented on .

🕸️ : When I woke up … I … 🕸️ : … 🕸️ : I couldn’t find her .