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Honestly if my kid doesn't have good eyes I'm putting it up for adoption

S

(ZL) “You know what was epic today?”

(TW) “WHAT was epic today”

(ZL) “In woodshop, some guy came up to me and kissed me on the cheek”

(TW) *laughs* “Did you know him?”

(ZL) “Ha NOPE”

- ZL & TW

*a teen to another teen* Your belly button looks like it's been through a pregnancy

Anonymous

I have a kid who comes in here who smells like the LOUDEST baby powder

CJ

You're going to realize When your lungs are inside out and flattened That you made a mistake trying to face tune.

D

What is a watermelon supposed to sound like?!

TW

Jonas brothers? More like join us brothers cuz we're starting a CULT

Anonymous

He has the brain of a FETUS!

TJ

My deodorant smells like CUCUMBERS!

Anonymous

I have the energy level of a ferret on crack!

PN

You don't have to be cool, you can just be how you are!

AS

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