Unidentified Fucking Thing

Prolly only gonna reblog cool knives

[1stkr1smas]

Pinned post time. If you slap a chincken enough times quickly you can cook it. I'll think of something later.

Heya! Please do not be too offput by Kris' brashness and lack of tact. Kris is a bit of an antisocial teen. The edgelord you can find as a result of a bunch of issues, and that cause more. They're new so just be warned they aren't the nicest of people.

No anon magic. If you wanna give things to kris you'll have to be clever about it.

No, they don't know that the dark worlds are active. Since the dark worlds hold the will of those who made it this is something that ,logically, kris thought would be made by the person who stabbed the earth.. in this timeline it is not.

NO NSFW. Mild suggestive jokes are fine at my discretion. this is a teen and aside from mild suggestive jokes I am reasonably uncomfortable with writing this. Basic DNI but I may add more specific stuff later. Don't bring up my home blog, please. It makes me freak out badly. Other mistakes are fine to point out.

Pinned is still a WIP. Tags are OOC aside from ones to categorize posts.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris arrives looking like a bundle of nerves. The open door is leaking black smoke. Now or never huh? Would have been nicer a bit later but it's do or die, huh? They leap in.*

@no1coolskeleton @no1-fluffy-boy

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Kris lands onto Papyrus.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OUCH

ARE YOU KRIS?

*He’s dressed in a pirate costume, he’s red and he has a blunderbuss*

[1stkr1smas]

Ow. No. I'm Hortense McFly. *Kris looks down. they are decidedly Blue Now. It's like their plans but it's not like their plans at all. They steel themselves and brush off their armor*

[thisisgreedysblog]

SO.. DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THESE DARK FOUNTAINS? MY BROTHER (YOU SPOKE WITH HIM EARLIER) IS MISSING, HE WENT IN HERE TO CHECK AND I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE. I’M PAPYRUS, BY THE WAY.

[1stkr1smas]

No. I don't. You're tall. Can you stop?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Suddenly, a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows]

Welcome, heroes...! Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...

[thisisgreedysblog]

*He steps forward, and extends a hand*

HELLO, STRANGER!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris sucks air through their teeth(as quietly as possible) and copies papyrus's gesture*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Su—Papyrus... There is a Legend in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Hero (and Papyrus)... Listen to my tale...

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT! I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR TALE, NO PROBLEM!

[1stkr1smas]

Ok, You got an audience. I'll peace out.

*Kris leaves stage right*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

W-wait, Kris!

[Ralsei follows after them. While speedwalking, he begins speaking once more]

…Um, r-really? Are you sure? It’s fairly important. And… um, in my opinion, it’s a really nice PROPHECY. I think you’d quite li—oof!

[this cloak was not made for almost running in. Ralsei trips, falling on his face]

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus rushes over to help the stranger up*

OH DEAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris smiles a bit at this. But spares a worried glance at the fountain in the distance. It's only barely visible above the bony clifs.*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Thank you, Papyrus…

[Ralsie is helped up. He wonders if perhaps he should just take his cloak off… but the idea of facing them without it intimidates him]

Um, wait up, Kris!

We… should probably wait until the other hero of the prophecy arrives for me to tell my tale anyway.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris slows down slightly. She isn't going to show up randomly at a skeleton's house, right? But everything is broken. so anything can happen...*

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT THEN! WE’VE GOT TIME! (I THINK)

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei catches up to Kris]

…quite the view, is it not?

[1stkr1smas]

*And yet, Kris does not stop, silently letting the other two follow behind*

*A long stretch of boards make a walkway through the carpet grass. the roof or ceiling (whatever you would call the top of the dark world) has stalactites of trash, like gnarled roots penetrating into a moist cavern.. There is a small... village? up ahead. houses made of pieces of the floor and trash roots neatly cut for roofs. Palm trees made of fabric with feather fronds sway in the breeze, letting out strange thwumping noises. It's coastal. A large body of salt water has a few fishing vessels hovering around it's docks. Various darkeners pull up coin-fish from the briney depths. across the "sea" sits the hills and on the hills, A racetrack on stilts is seen in the distance, but it's dwarfed by a larger music theater that the fountain spills out of the top of. The theater bears a skull and bones insignia on it's front. It's at the highest hill in the land; Spotlights illuminate the ceiling in a regular pattern. the sound of dripping water is almost rhythmic. it smells musty and salty.*

It's ok.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH LOOK!

*Papyrus points to the racecar on the hill*

THAT MUST BE MY BEDROOM!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Ah, that it is!

[Ralsei stops. He senses something. He looks up. Seems like something is approaching rapidly]

Oh—

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie falls on top of Ralsei, probably stabbing him with her clothing spikes.]

OOF!

[She sits up, looking around at her surroundings before glancing down at Ralsei.]

…oh hey goatboy. thanks for breaking my fall.

[1stkr1smas]

*the shenanigans finally slow Kris. They stifle a chuckle. Kris silently nods.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH DEAR! ARE YOU OKAY, STRANGER?

AND WHO ARE YOU, PURPLE REPTILIAN GIRL??

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[once Susie falls on him, Ralsei lets out an “oof” sound. After a moment, he gets up and brushes himself off, at which point he notices the state his cloak is in]

Oh no! My cloak! Your spikey clothing must have torn it up when you fell on me, Susie!

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie stands and brushes herself off, then looks up at Papyrus.]

‘m susie.

[She switches her attention to Ralsei.]

take it off then if its ruined, dork.

..why am i pink.

[1stkr1smas]

Kris.

*Kris introduces themself Krissly*

[thisisgreedysblog]

HELLO THERE SUSIE!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[in response to Susie, Ralsei looks down at his ruined cloak]

I… suppose you’re right. It’s not very good to run in, anyway. [He takes the cloak off, revealing his fluffy self underneath, still cloaked in shadows due to his hat]

Anyway, um… Hello Susie! It is ever so wonderful to meet you.

I suppose I should properly introduce myself now. I am Ralsei, the prince of darkness!

Kris, Susie… I truly believe you are the HEROES of the PROPHECY.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie waves to Papyrus.]

prince of darkness is kind of a cool title. to bad your a dork.

wait, hero?

[1stkr1smas]

He has a shpiel.

*Kris points to Ralsei*

[thisisgreedysblog]

THE PROPHECY?

*Papyrus tilts his head slightly to the side*

WHAT PROPHECY?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Yes! The prophecy! The LEGEND of DELTARUNE.

Now that everyone is here, I can finally tell it!

It is a LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.

It is a LEGEND that has been whispered among shadows

It is a LEGEND of HOPE.

It is a LEGEND of DREAMS.

It is a LEGEND of LIGHT.

It is a LEGEND of DARK.

Um…. Please, Heroes, Papyrus... Won’t you listen to my tale?

[no1dragonblazersfan]

that's cool and all, but i'm not really the hero type.

this place seems sick though, i'm gonna go too the racetrack. lemme know when you dorks save the world or whatever.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris tilts their head towards the village in an invitation for susie to follow. After all. There's a pretty big ocean between here and the boney hills with the race track and the only boats are at the town.*

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus looks in the direction* WOW! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN! I’LL COME WITH YOU!

*he starts walking in that direction*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

But Susie, you, I—

Oh, I…. I suppose we could get going…

I’ll just. Tell my prophecy later.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

yeah, c'mon. can't wait to thrash your nerd ass at the racetrack.

[Susie walks off, arms crossed behind her head.]

[1stkr1smas]

*The town seems unfriendly. Most buildings close their blinds as the intrepid heroes approach. The sound of locking doors follows you. It looks like some of the buildings have parts of them rebuilt from some sort of attack. In one of the windows, a glowing eye narrows and follows the group before the blinds swiftly close shut. Only one building has it's windows open, and a strange musty smell wafts from the inerior*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Well, here we are. Where would you like to go, Kris?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris opens the lone door without closed blinds. A sock-puppet looking darkener stops in her track. When she turns her snoot flops a bit as if to accentuate her movement. Sticky notes line the bottom half of her in the rough approximation of a skirt. She puts the half broken tea cup she is holding down and gives a big grin at our heroes.*

Visitors! I never get visitors anymore! Aside from the mathmooks, but Nobody likes the Mathmooks. Do you need some tea or-or a smoked fish or.. maybe a pistacioshell clam? I don't have much else, I wasn't expecting visitors, oh gosh! *The sock woman scrambles to get her decrepit chairs ready for her surprise guests in a hospitality-driven frenzy*

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie walks in after Kris and glances around the room. The inside of the house is so dusty she immediately sneezes the moment she’s inside.]

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei follows behind Kris]

Oh, bless you, Susie!

[1stkr1smas]

*The darkener is mortified. she rushes over to her run-down cupboards. OH my Goodness It's such a mess, I really should have cleaned up! Let me look for a duster. Do I have one? Ohh you're going to think I'm so messy...

*Kris pays no heed to the sock woman practically tearing apart her run-down house and sits in a partly broken chair. it squeaks under the weight.*

[no1dragonblazersfan]

eh. it’s not that bad.

[Susie sits on the floor, one knee up to her chest, arm resting over that knee.]

[no1-fluffy-boy]

I think your home is quite lovely, Miss! Thank you ever so much for inviting us in!

[1stkr1smas]

*The sock lady huffs and turns to Ralsei, Susie, and by de-facto, Kris.* It clearly isn't! Why, any guests of mine deserve a grand welcoming! And I'm sure if things were different I could give you all the hospitality you deserve- but, ohhh I should just bring you three to the pub and have Angel look after you while I prepare as best as I can on such short notice. I promise I can give all of you the kind of warm welcome the town gave to me!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris arrives looking like a bundle of nerves. The open door is leaking black smoke. Now or never huh? Would have been nicer a bit later but it's do or die, huh? They leap in.*

@no1coolskeleton @no1-fluffy-boy

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Kris lands onto Papyrus.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OUCH

ARE YOU KRIS?

*He’s dressed in a pirate costume, he’s red and he has a blunderbuss*

[1stkr1smas]

Ow. No. I'm Hortense McFly. *Kris looks down. they are decidedly Blue Now. It's like their plans but it's not like their plans at all. They steel themselves and brush off their armor*

[thisisgreedysblog]

SO.. DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THESE DARK FOUNTAINS? MY BROTHER (YOU SPOKE WITH HIM EARLIER) IS MISSING, HE WENT IN HERE TO CHECK AND I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE. I’M PAPYRUS, BY THE WAY.

[1stkr1smas]

No. I don't. You're tall. Can you stop?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Suddenly, a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows]

Welcome, heroes...! Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...

[thisisgreedysblog]

*He steps forward, and extends a hand*

HELLO, STRANGER!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris sucks air through their teeth(as quietly as possible) and copies papyrus's gesture*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Su—Papyrus... There is a Legend in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Hero (and Papyrus)... Listen to my tale...

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT! I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR TALE, NO PROBLEM!

[1stkr1smas]

Ok, You got an audience. I'll peace out.

*Kris leaves stage right*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

W-wait, Kris!

[Ralsei follows after them. While speedwalking, he begins speaking once more]

…Um, r-really? Are you sure? It’s fairly important. And… um, in my opinion, it’s a really nice PROPHECY. I think you’d quite li—oof!

[this cloak was not made for almost running in. Ralsei trips, falling on his face]

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus rushes over to help the stranger up*

OH DEAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris smiles a bit at this. But spares a worried glance at the fountain in the distance. It's only barely visible above the bony clifs.*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Thank you, Papyrus…

[Ralsie is helped up. He wonders if perhaps he should just take his cloak off… but the idea of facing them without it intimidates him]

Um, wait up, Kris!

We… should probably wait until the other hero of the prophecy arrives for me to tell my tale anyway.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris slows down slightly. She isn't going to show up randomly at a skeleton's house, right? But everything is broken. so anything can happen...*

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT THEN! WE’VE GOT TIME! (I THINK)

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei catches up to Kris]

…quite the view, is it not?

[1stkr1smas]

*And yet, Kris does not stop, silently letting the other two follow behind*

*A long stretch of boards make a walkway through the carpet grass. the roof or ceiling (whatever you would call the top of the dark world) has stalactites of trash, like gnarled roots penetrating into a moist cavern.. There is a small... village? up ahead. houses made of pieces of the floor and trash roots neatly cut for roofs. Palm trees made of fabric with feather fronds sway in the breeze, letting out strange thwumping noises. It's coastal. A large body of salt water has a few fishing vessels hovering around it's docks. Various darkeners pull up coin-fish from the briney depths. across the "sea" sits the hills and on the hills, A racetrack on stilts is seen in the distance, but it's dwarfed by a larger music theater that the fountain spills out of the top of. The theater bears a skull and bones insignia on it's front. It's at the highest hill in the land; Spotlights illuminate the ceiling in a regular pattern. the sound of dripping water is almost rhythmic. it smells musty and salty.*

It's ok.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH LOOK!

*Papyrus points to the racecar on the hill*

THAT MUST BE MY BEDROOM!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Ah, that it is!

[Ralsei stops. He senses something. He looks up. Seems like something is approaching rapidly]

Oh—

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie falls on top of Ralsei, probably stabbing him with her clothing spikes.]

OOF!

[She sits up, looking around at her surroundings before glancing down at Ralsei.]

…oh hey goatboy. thanks for breaking my fall.

[1stkr1smas]

*the shenanigans finally slow Kris. They stifle a chuckle. Kris silently nods.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH DEAR! ARE YOU OKAY, STRANGER?

AND WHO ARE YOU, PURPLE REPTILIAN GIRL??

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[once Susie falls on him, Ralsei lets out an “oof” sound. After a moment, he gets up and brushes himself off, at which point he notices the state his cloak is in]

Oh no! My cloak! Your spikey clothing must have torn it up when you fell on me, Susie!

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie stands and brushes herself off, then looks up at Papyrus.]

‘m susie.

[She switches her attention to Ralsei.]

take it off then if its ruined, dork.

..why am i pink.

[1stkr1smas]

Kris.

*Kris introduces themself Krissly*

[thisisgreedysblog]

HELLO THERE SUSIE!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[in response to Susie, Ralsei looks down at his ruined cloak]

I… suppose you’re right. It’s not very good to run in, anyway. [He takes the cloak off, revealing his fluffy self underneath, still cloaked in shadows due to his hat]

Anyway, um… Hello Susie! It is ever so wonderful to meet you.

I suppose I should properly introduce myself now. I am Ralsei, the prince of darkness!

Kris, Susie… I truly believe you are the HEROES of the PROPHECY.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie waves to Papyrus.]

prince of darkness is kind of a cool title. to bad your a dork.

wait, hero?

[1stkr1smas]

He has a shpiel.

*Kris points to Ralsei*

[thisisgreedysblog]

THE PROPHECY?

*Papyrus tilts his head slightly to the side*

WHAT PROPHECY?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Yes! The prophecy! The LEGEND of DELTARUNE.

Now that everyone is here, I can finally tell it!

It is a LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.

It is a LEGEND that has been whispered among shadows

It is a LEGEND of HOPE.

It is a LEGEND of DREAMS.

It is a LEGEND of LIGHT.

It is a LEGEND of DARK.

Um…. Please, Heroes, Papyrus... Won’t you listen to my tale?

[no1dragonblazersfan]

that's cool and all, but i'm not really the hero type.

this place seems sick though, i'm gonna go too the racetrack. lemme know when you dorks save the world or whatever.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris tilts their head towards the village in an invitation for susie to follow. After all. There's a pretty big ocean between here and the boney hills with the race track and the only boats are at the town.*

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus looks in the direction* WOW! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN! I’LL COME WITH YOU!

*he starts walking in that direction*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

But Susie, you, I—

Oh, I…. I suppose we could get going…

I’ll just. Tell my prophecy later.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

yeah, c'mon. can't wait to thrash your nerd ass at the racetrack.

[Susie walks off, arms crossed behind her head.]

[1stkr1smas]

*The town seems unfriendly. Most buildings close their blinds as the intrepid heroes approach. The sound of locking doors follows you. It looks like some of the buildings have parts of them rebuilt from some sort of attack. In one of the windows, a glowing eye narrows and follows the group before the blinds swiftly close shut. Only one building has it's windows open, and a strange musty smell wafts from the inerior*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Well, here we are. Where would you like to go, Kris?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris opens the lone door without closed blinds. A sock-puppet looking darkener stops in her track. When she turns her snoot flops a bit as if to accentuate her movement. Sticky notes line the bottom half of her in the rough approximation of a skirt. She puts the half broken tea cup she is holding down and gives a big grin at our heroes.*

Visitors! I never get visitors anymore! Aside from the mathmooks, but Nobody likes the Mathmooks. Do you need some tea or-or a smoked fish or.. maybe a pistacioshell clam? I don't have much else, I wasn't expecting visitors, oh gosh! *The sock woman scrambles to get her decrepit chairs ready for her surprise guests in a hospitality-driven frenzy*

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie walks in after Kris and glances around the room. The inside of the house is so dusty she immediately sneezes the moment she’s inside.]

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei follows behind Kris]

Oh, bless you, Susie!

[1stkr1smas]

*The darkener is mortified. she rushes over to her run-down cupboards. OH my Goodness It's such a mess, I really should have cleaned up! Let me look for a duster. Do I have one? Ohh you're going to think I'm so messy...

*Kris pays no heed to the sock woman practically tearing apart her run-down house and sits in a partly broken chair. it squeaks under the weight.*

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris arrives looking like a bundle of nerves. The open door is leaking black smoke. Now or never huh? Would have been nicer a bit later but it's do or die, huh? They leap in.*

@no1coolskeleton @no1-fluffy-boy

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Kris lands onto Papyrus.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OUCH

ARE YOU KRIS?

*He’s dressed in a pirate costume, he’s red and he has a blunderbuss*

[1stkr1smas]

Ow. No. I'm Hortense McFly. *Kris looks down. they are decidedly Blue Now. It's like their plans but it's not like their plans at all. They steel themselves and brush off their armor*

[thisisgreedysblog]

SO.. DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THESE DARK FOUNTAINS? MY BROTHER (YOU SPOKE WITH HIM EARLIER) IS MISSING, HE WENT IN HERE TO CHECK AND I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE. I’M PAPYRUS, BY THE WAY.

[1stkr1smas]

No. I don't. You're tall. Can you stop?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Suddenly, a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows]

Welcome, heroes...! Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...

[thisisgreedysblog]

*He steps forward, and extends a hand*

HELLO, STRANGER!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris sucks air through their teeth(as quietly as possible) and copies papyrus's gesture*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Su—Papyrus... There is a Legend in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Hero (and Papyrus)... Listen to my tale...

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT! I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR TALE, NO PROBLEM!

[1stkr1smas]

Ok, You got an audience. I'll peace out.

*Kris leaves stage right*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

W-wait, Kris!

[Ralsei follows after them. While speedwalking, he begins speaking once more]

…Um, r-really? Are you sure? It’s fairly important. And… um, in my opinion, it’s a really nice PROPHECY. I think you’d quite li—oof!

[this cloak was not made for almost running in. Ralsei trips, falling on his face]

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus rushes over to help the stranger up*

OH DEAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris smiles a bit at this. But spares a worried glance at the fountain in the distance. It's only barely visible above the bony clifs.*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Thank you, Papyrus…

[Ralsie is helped up. He wonders if perhaps he should just take his cloak off… but the idea of facing them without it intimidates him]

Um, wait up, Kris!

We… should probably wait until the other hero of the prophecy arrives for me to tell my tale anyway.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris slows down slightly. She isn't going to show up randomly at a skeleton's house, right? But everything is broken. so anything can happen...*

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT THEN! WE’VE GOT TIME! (I THINK)

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei catches up to Kris]

…quite the view, is it not?

[1stkr1smas]

*And yet, Kris does not stop, silently letting the other two follow behind*

*A long stretch of boards make a walkway through the carpet grass. the roof or ceiling (whatever you would call the top of the dark world) has stalactites of trash, like gnarled roots penetrating into a moist cavern.. There is a small... village? up ahead. houses made of pieces of the floor and trash roots neatly cut for roofs. Palm trees made of fabric with feather fronds sway in the breeze, letting out strange thwumping noises. It's coastal. A large body of salt water has a few fishing vessels hovering around it's docks. Various darkeners pull up coin-fish from the briney depths. across the "sea" sits the hills and on the hills, A racetrack on stilts is seen in the distance, but it's dwarfed by a larger music theater that the fountain spills out of the top of. The theater bears a skull and bones insignia on it's front. It's at the highest hill in the land; Spotlights illuminate the ceiling in a regular pattern. the sound of dripping water is almost rhythmic. it smells musty and salty.*

It's ok.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH LOOK!

*Papyrus points to the racecar on the hill*

THAT MUST BE MY BEDROOM!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Ah, that it is!

[Ralsei stops. He senses something. He looks up. Seems like something is approaching rapidly]

Oh—

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie falls on top of Ralsei, probably stabbing him with her clothing spikes.]

OOF!

[She sits up, looking around at her surroundings before glancing down at Ralsei.]

…oh hey goatboy. thanks for breaking my fall.

[1stkr1smas]

*the shenanigans finally slow Kris. They stifle a chuckle. Kris silently nods.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH DEAR! ARE YOU OKAY, STRANGER?

AND WHO ARE YOU, PURPLE REPTILIAN GIRL??

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[once Susie falls on him, Ralsei lets out an “oof” sound. After a moment, he gets up and brushes himself off, at which point he notices the state his cloak is in]

Oh no! My cloak! Your spikey clothing must have torn it up when you fell on me, Susie!

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie stands and brushes herself off, then looks up at Papyrus.]

‘m susie.

[She switches her attention to Ralsei.]

take it off then if its ruined, dork.

..why am i pink.

[1stkr1smas]

Kris.

*Kris introduces themself Krissly*

[thisisgreedysblog]

HELLO THERE SUSIE!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[in response to Susie, Ralsei looks down at his ruined cloak]

I… suppose you’re right. It’s not very good to run in, anyway. [He takes the cloak off, revealing his fluffy self underneath, still cloaked in shadows due to his hat]

Anyway, um… Hello Susie! It is ever so wonderful to meet you.

I suppose I should properly introduce myself now. I am Ralsei, the prince of darkness!

Kris, Susie… I truly believe you are the HEROES of the PROPHECY.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie waves to Papyrus.]

prince of darkness is kind of a cool title. to bad your a dork.

wait, hero?

[1stkr1smas]

He has a shpiel.

*Kris points to Ralsei*

[thisisgreedysblog]

THE PROPHECY?

*Papyrus tilts his head slightly to the side*

WHAT PROPHECY?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Yes! The prophecy! The LEGEND of DELTARUNE.

Now that everyone is here, I can finally tell it!

It is a LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.

It is a LEGEND that has been whispered among shadows

It is a LEGEND of HOPE.

It is a LEGEND of DREAMS.

It is a LEGEND of LIGHT.

It is a LEGEND of DARK.

Um…. Please, Heroes, Papyrus... Won’t you listen to my tale?

[no1dragonblazersfan]

that's cool and all, but i'm not really the hero type.

this place seems sick though, i'm gonna go too the racetrack. lemme know when you dorks save the world or whatever.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris tilts their head towards the village in an invitation for susie to follow. After all. There's a pretty big ocean between here and the boney hills with the race track and the only boats are at the town.*

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus looks in the direction* WOW! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN! I’LL COME WITH YOU!

*he starts walking in that direction*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

But Susie, you, I—

Oh, I…. I suppose we could get going…

I’ll just. Tell my prophecy later.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

yeah, c'mon. can't wait to thrash your nerd ass at the racetrack.

[Susie walks off, arms crossed behind her head.]

[1stkr1smas]

*The town seems unfriendly. Most buildings close their blinds as the intrepid heroes approach. The sound of locking doors follows you. It looks like some of the buildings have parts of them rebuilt from some sort of attack. In one of the windows, a glowing eye narrows and follows the group before the blinds swiftly close shut. Only one building has it's windows open, and a strange musty smell wafts from the inerior*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Well, here we are. Where would you like to go, Kris?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris opens the lone door without closed blinds. A sock-puppet looking darkener stops in her track. When she turns her snoot flops a bit as if to accentuate her movement. Sticky notes line the bottom half of her in the rough approximation of a skirt. She puts the half broken tea cup she is holding down and gives a big grin at our heroes.*

Visitors! I never get visitors anymore! Aside from the mathmooks, but Nobody likes the Mathmooks. Do you need some tea or-or a smoked fish or.. maybe a pistacioshell clam? I don't have much else, I wasn't expecting visitors, oh gosh! *The sock woman scrambles to get her decrepit chairs ready for her surprise guests in a hospitality-driven frenzy*

[1stkr1smas]

I believe I have Identified this Fucking Thing.

It is an apple with a knife in it.

A pocket knife, yeah. My favorite one. I should try to learn the model, honestly. And a fuji apple. They're mom's favorite. They're.. ok. But not the best. They're just the kind we get most often.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris arrives looking like a bundle of nerves. The open door is leaking black smoke. Now or never huh? Would have been nicer a bit later but it's do or die, huh? They leap in.*

@no1coolskeleton @no1-fluffy-boy

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Kris lands onto Papyrus.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OUCH

ARE YOU KRIS?

*He’s dressed in a pirate costume, he’s red and he has a blunderbuss*

[1stkr1smas]

Ow. No. I'm Hortense McFly. *Kris looks down. they are decidedly Blue Now. It's like their plans but it's not like their plans at all. They steel themselves and brush off their armor*

[thisisgreedysblog]

SO.. DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THESE DARK FOUNTAINS? MY BROTHER (YOU SPOKE WITH HIM EARLIER) IS MISSING, HE WENT IN HERE TO CHECK AND I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE. I’M PAPYRUS, BY THE WAY.

[1stkr1smas]

No. I don't. You're tall. Can you stop?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Suddenly, a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows]

Welcome, heroes...! Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...

[thisisgreedysblog]

*He steps forward, and extends a hand*

HELLO, STRANGER!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris sucks air through their teeth(as quietly as possible) and copies papyrus's gesture*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Su—Papyrus... There is a Legend in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Hero (and Papyrus)... Listen to my tale...

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT! I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR TALE, NO PROBLEM!

[1stkr1smas]

Ok, You got an audience. I'll peace out.

*Kris leaves stage right*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

W-wait, Kris!

[Ralsei follows after them. While speedwalking, he begins speaking once more]

…Um, r-really? Are you sure? It’s fairly important. And… um, in my opinion, it’s a really nice PROPHECY. I think you’d quite li—oof!

[this cloak was not made for almost running in. Ralsei trips, falling on his face]

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus rushes over to help the stranger up*

OH DEAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris smiles a bit at this. But spares a worried glance at the fountain in the distance. It's only barely visible above the bony clifs.*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Thank you, Papyrus…

[Ralsie is helped up. He wonders if perhaps he should just take his cloak off… but the idea of facing them without it intimidates him]

Um, wait up, Kris!

We… should probably wait until the other hero of the prophecy arrives for me to tell my tale anyway.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris slows down slightly. She isn't going to show up randomly at a skeleton's house, right? But everything is broken. so anything can happen...*

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT THEN! WE’VE GOT TIME! (I THINK)

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei catches up to Kris]

…quite the view, is it not?

[1stkr1smas]

*And yet, Kris does not stop, silently letting the other two follow behind*

*A long stretch of boards make a walkway through the carpet grass. the roof or ceiling (whatever you would call the top of the dark world) has stalactites of trash, like gnarled roots penetrating into a moist cavern.. There is a small... village? up ahead. houses made of pieces of the floor and trash roots neatly cut for roofs. Palm trees made of fabric with feather fronds sway in the breeze, letting out strange thwumping noises. It's coastal. A large body of salt water has a few fishing vessels hovering around it's docks. Various darkeners pull up coin-fish from the briney depths. across the "sea" sits the hills and on the hills, A racetrack on stilts is seen in the distance, but it's dwarfed by a larger music theater that the fountain spills out of the top of. The theater bears a skull and bones insignia on it's front. It's at the highest hill in the land; Spotlights illuminate the ceiling in a regular pattern. the sound of dripping water is almost rhythmic. it smells musty and salty.*

It's ok.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH LOOK!

*Papyrus points to the racecar on the hill*

THAT MUST BE MY BEDROOM!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Ah, that it is!

[Ralsei stops. He senses something. He looks up. Seems like something is approaching rapidly]

Oh—

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie falls on top of Ralsei, probably stabbing him with her clothing spikes.]

OOF!

[She sits up, looking around at her surroundings before glancing down at Ralsei.]

…oh hey goatboy. thanks for breaking my fall.

[1stkr1smas]

*the shenanigans finally slow Kris. They stifle a chuckle. Kris silently nods.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH DEAR! ARE YOU OKAY, STRANGER?

AND WHO ARE YOU, PURPLE REPTILIAN GIRL??

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[once Susie falls on him, Ralsei lets out an “oof” sound. After a moment, he gets up and brushes himself off, at which point he notices the state his cloak is in]

Oh no! My cloak! Your spikey clothing must have torn it up when you fell on me, Susie!

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie stands and brushes herself off, then looks up at Papyrus.]

‘m susie.

[She switches her attention to Ralsei.]

take it off then if its ruined, dork.

..why am i pink.

[1stkr1smas]

Kris.

*Kris introduces themself Krissly*

[thisisgreedysblog]

HELLO THERE SUSIE!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[in response to Susie, Ralsei looks down at his ruined cloak]

I… suppose you’re right. It’s not very good to run in, anyway. [He takes the cloak off, revealing his fluffy self underneath, still cloaked in shadows due to his hat]

Anyway, um… Hello Susie! It is ever so wonderful to meet you.

I suppose I should properly introduce myself now. I am Ralsei, the prince of darkness!

Kris, Susie… I truly believe you are the HEROES of the PROPHECY.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie waves to Papyrus.]

prince of darkness is kind of a cool title. to bad your a dork.

wait, hero?

[1stkr1smas]

He has a shpiel.

*Kris points to Ralsei*

[thisisgreedysblog]

THE PROPHECY?

*Papyrus tilts his head slightly to the side*

WHAT PROPHECY?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Yes! The prophecy! The LEGEND of DELTARUNE.

Now that everyone is here, I can finally tell it!

It is a LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.

It is a LEGEND that has been whispered among shadows

It is a LEGEND of HOPE.

It is a LEGEND of DREAMS.

It is a LEGEND of LIGHT.

It is a LEGEND of DARK.

Um…. Please, Heroes, Papyrus... Won’t you listen to my tale?

[no1dragonblazersfan]

that's cool and all, but i'm not really the hero type.

this place seems sick though, i'm gonna go too the racetrack. lemme know when you dorks save the world or whatever.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris tilts their head towards the village in an invitation for susie to follow. After all. There's a pretty big ocean between here and the boney hills with the race track and the only boats are at the town.*

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus looks in the direction* WOW! THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN! I’LL COME WITH YOU!

*he starts walking in that direction*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

But Susie, you, I—

Oh, I…. I suppose we could get going…

I’ll just. Tell my prophecy later.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

yeah, c'mon. can't wait to thrash your nerd ass at the racetrack.

[Susie walks off, arms crossed behind her head.]

[1stkr1smas]

*The town seems unfriendly. Most buildings close their blinds as the intrepid heroes approach. The sound of locking doors follows you. It looks like some of the buildings have parts of them rebuilt from some sort of attack. In one of the windows, a glowing eye narrows and follows the group before the blinds swiftly close shut. Only one building has it's windows open, and a strange musty smell wafts from the inerior*

[1stkr1smas]

I think this creature looks chewable

I want to put her in my mouth

What do u think

Um, is that. It makes sense but.. Huh.

[1stkr1smas]

Worst holiday?

Arbor day.

[1stkr1smas]

2nd favorite holiday?

Rudy

[1stkr1smas]

What’s ur favorite holiday

December

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris arrives looking like a bundle of nerves. The open door is leaking black smoke. Now or never huh? Would have been nicer a bit later but it's do or die, huh? They leap in.*

@no1coolskeleton @no1-fluffy-boy

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Kris lands onto Papyrus.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OUCH

ARE YOU KRIS?

*He’s dressed in a pirate costume, he’s red and he has a blunderbuss*

[1stkr1smas]

Ow. No. I'm Hortense McFly. *Kris looks down. they are decidedly Blue Now. It's like their plans but it's not like their plans at all. They steel themselves and brush off their armor*

[thisisgreedysblog]

SO.. DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THESE DARK FOUNTAINS? MY BROTHER (YOU SPOKE WITH HIM EARLIER) IS MISSING, HE WENT IN HERE TO CHECK AND I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE. I’M PAPYRUS, BY THE WAY.

[1stkr1smas]

No. I don't. You're tall. Can you stop?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Suddenly, a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows]

Welcome, heroes...! Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...

[thisisgreedysblog]

*He steps forward, and extends a hand*

HELLO, STRANGER!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris sucks air through their teeth(as quietly as possible) and copies papyrus's gesture*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Su—Papyrus... There is a Legend in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Hero (and Papyrus)... Listen to my tale...

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT! I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR TALE, NO PROBLEM!

[1stkr1smas]

Ok, You got an audience. I'll peace out.

*Kris leaves stage right*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

W-wait, Kris!

[Ralsei follows after them. While speedwalking, he begins speaking once more]

…Um, r-really? Are you sure? It’s fairly important. And… um, in my opinion, it’s a really nice PROPHECY. I think you’d quite li—oof!

[this cloak was not made for almost running in. Ralsei trips, falling on his face]

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus rushes over to help the stranger up*

OH DEAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris smiles a bit at this. But spares a worried glance at the fountain in the distance. It's only barely visible above the bony clifs.*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Thank you, Papyrus…

[Ralsie is helped up. He wonders if perhaps he should just take his cloak off… but the idea of facing them without it intimidates him]

Um, wait up, Kris!

We… should probably wait until the other hero of the prophecy arrives for me to tell my tale anyway.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris slows down slightly. She isn't going to show up randomly at a skeleton's house, right? But everything is broken. so anything can happen...*

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT THEN! WE’VE GOT TIME! (I THINK)

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei catches up to Kris]

…quite the view, is it not?

[1stkr1smas]

*And yet, Kris does not stop, silently letting the other two follow behind*

*A long stretch of boards make a walkway through the carpet grass. the roof or ceiling (whatever you would call the top of the dark world) has stalactites of trash, like gnarled roots penetrating into a moist cavern.. There is a small... village? up ahead. houses made of pieces of the floor and trash roots neatly cut for roofs. Palm trees made of fabric with feather fronds sway in the breeze, letting out strange thwumping noises. It's coastal. A large body of salt water has a few fishing vessels hovering around it's docks. Various darkeners pull up coin-fish from the briney depths. across the "sea" sits the hills and on the hills, A racetrack on stilts is seen in the distance, but it's dwarfed by a larger music theater that the fountain spills out of the top of. The theater bears a skull and bones insignia on it's front. It's at the highest hill in the land; Spotlights illuminate the ceiling in a regular pattern. the sound of dripping water is almost rhythmic. it smells musty and salty.*

It's ok.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH LOOK!

*Papyrus points to the racecar on the hill*

THAT MUST BE MY BEDROOM!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Ah, that it is!

[Ralsei stops. He senses something. He looks up. Seems like something is approaching rapidly]

Oh—

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie falls on top of Ralsei, probably stabbing him with her clothing spikes.]

OOF!

[She sits up, looking around at her surroundings before glancing down at Ralsei.]

…oh hey goatboy. thanks for breaking my fall.

[1stkr1smas]

*the shenanigans finally slow Kris. They stifle a chuckle. Kris silently nods.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH DEAR! ARE YOU OKAY, STRANGER?

AND WHO ARE YOU, PURPLE REPTILIAN GIRL??

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[once Susie falls on him, Ralsei lets out an “oof” sound. After a moment, he gets up and brushes himself off, at which point he notices the state his cloak is in]

Oh no! My cloak! Your spikey clothing must have torn it up when you fell on me, Susie!

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie stands and brushes herself off, then looks up at Papyrus.]

‘m susie.

[She switches her attention to Ralsei.]

take it off then if its ruined, dork.

..why am i pink.

[1stkr1smas]

Kris.

*Kris introduces themself Krissly*

[thisisgreedysblog]

HELLO THERE SUSIE!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[in response to Susie, Ralsei looks down at his ruined cloak]

I… suppose you’re right. It’s not very good to run in, anyway. [He takes the cloak off, revealing his fluffy self underneath, still cloaked in shadows due to his hat]

Anyway, um… Hello Susie! It is ever so wonderful to meet you.

I suppose I should properly introduce myself now. I am Ralsei, the prince of darkness!

Kris, Susie… I truly believe you are the HEROES of the PROPHECY.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie waves to Papyrus.]

prince of darkness is kind of a cool title. to bad your a dork.

wait, hero?

[1stkr1smas]

He has a shpiel.

*Kris points to Ralsei*

[thisisgreedysblog]

THE PROPHECY?

*Papyrus tilts his head slightly to the side*

WHAT PROPHECY?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Yes! The prophecy! The LEGEND of DELTARUNE.

Now that everyone is here, I can finally tell it!

It is a LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.

It is a LEGEND that has been whispered among shadows

It is a LEGEND of HOPE.

It is a LEGEND of DREAMS.

It is a LEGEND of LIGHT.

It is a LEGEND of DARK.

Um…. Please, Heroes, Papyrus... Won’t you listen to my tale?

[no1dragonblazersfan]

that's cool and all, but i'm not really the hero type.

this place seems sick though, i'm gonna go too the racetrack. lemme know when you dorks save the world or whatever.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris tilts their head towards the village in an invitation for susie to follow. After all. There's a pretty big ocean between here and the boney hills with the race track and the only boats are at the town.*

[1stkr1smas]

What type of apple do u like best

I like Honeycrisp

sour

[1stkr1smas]

Do u like the song I/me/myself

its too mainstream now. When you learn what Will meant and had to go through for it, it's not fun anymore too.

[1stkr1smas]

ghost info! it was actually the first owner of your moms house lol

all its stuff got taken to the church when it died you should go through its stuff

I'm not robbing a church

[1stkr1smas]

What’s your main on smash bros/super smashing fighters

I liked the orb man but I have to learn the rat with the dino to get competitive.

[1stkr1smas]

the house ghost also used to be carol's best friend

she told me he died a long time ago. But if he did that means she's probably not good with technology. You think she still knows how to flicker the lights and set off a blender?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris arrives looking like a bundle of nerves. The open door is leaking black smoke. Now or never huh? Would have been nicer a bit later but it's do or die, huh? They leap in.*

@no1coolskeleton @no1-fluffy-boy

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Kris lands onto Papyrus.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAA- OUCH

ARE YOU KRIS?

*He’s dressed in a pirate costume, he’s red and he has a blunderbuss*

[1stkr1smas]

Ow. No. I'm Hortense McFly. *Kris looks down. they are decidedly Blue Now. It's like their plans but it's not like their plans at all. They steel themselves and brush off their armor*

[thisisgreedysblog]

SO.. DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THESE DARK FOUNTAINS? MY BROTHER (YOU SPOKE WITH HIM EARLIER) IS MISSING, HE WENT IN HERE TO CHECK AND I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE. I’M PAPYRUS, BY THE WAY.

[1stkr1smas]

No. I don't. You're tall. Can you stop?

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Suddenly, a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows]

Welcome, heroes...! Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...

[thisisgreedysblog]

*He steps forward, and extends a hand*

HELLO, STRANGER!

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris sucks air through their teeth(as quietly as possible) and copies papyrus's gesture*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Su—Papyrus... There is a Legend in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, and fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Hero (and Papyrus)... Listen to my tale...

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT! I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR TALE, NO PROBLEM!

[1stkr1smas]

Ok, You got an audience. I'll peace out.

*Kris leaves stage right*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

W-wait, Kris!

[Ralsei follows after them. While speedwalking, he begins speaking once more]

…Um, r-really? Are you sure? It’s fairly important. And… um, in my opinion, it’s a really nice PROPHECY. I think you’d quite li—oof!

[this cloak was not made for almost running in. Ralsei trips, falling on his face]

[thisisgreedysblog]

*Papyrus rushes over to help the stranger up*

OH DEAR! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris smiles a bit at this. But spares a worried glance at the fountain in the distance. It's only barely visible above the bony clifs.*

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Thank you, Papyrus…

[Ralsie is helped up. He wonders if perhaps he should just take his cloak off… but the idea of facing them without it intimidates him]

Um, wait up, Kris!

We… should probably wait until the other hero of the prophecy arrives for me to tell my tale anyway.

[1stkr1smas]

*Kris slows down slightly. She isn't going to show up randomly at a skeleton's house, right? But everything is broken. so anything can happen...*

[thisisgreedysblog]

ALRIGHT THEN! WE’VE GOT TIME! (I THINK)

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[Ralsei catches up to Kris]

…quite the view, is it not?

[1stkr1smas]

*And yet, Kris does not stop, silently letting the other two follow behind*

*A long stretch of boards make a walkway through the carpet grass. the roof or ceiling (whatever you would call the top of the dark world) has stalactites of trash, like gnarled roots penetrating into a moist cavern.. There is a small... village? up ahead. houses made of pieces of the floor and trash roots neatly cut for roofs. Palm trees made of fabric with feather fronds sway in the breeze, letting out strange thwumping noises. It's coastal. A large body of salt water has a few fishing vessels hovering around it's docks. Various darkeners pull up coin-fish from the briney depths. across the "sea" sits the hills and on the hills, A racetrack on stilts is seen in the distance, but it's dwarfed by a larger music theater that the fountain spills out of the top of. The theater bears a skull and bones insignia on it's front. It's at the highest hill in the land; Spotlights illuminate the ceiling in a regular pattern. the sound of dripping water is almost rhythmic. it smells musty and salty.*

It's ok.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH LOOK!

*Papyrus points to the racecar on the hill*

THAT MUST BE MY BEDROOM!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

Ah, that it is!

[Ralsei stops. He senses something. He looks up. Seems like something is approaching rapidly]

Oh—

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie falls on top of Ralsei, probably stabbing him with her clothing spikes.]

OOF!

[She sits up, looking around at her surroundings before glancing down at Ralsei.]

…oh hey goatboy. thanks for breaking my fall.

[1stkr1smas]

*the shenanigans finally slow Kris. They stifle a chuckle. Kris silently nods.

[thisisgreedysblog]

OH DEAR! ARE YOU OKAY, STRANGER?

AND WHO ARE YOU, PURPLE REPTILIAN GIRL??

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[once Susie falls on him, Ralsei lets out an “oof” sound. After a moment, he gets up and brushes himself off, at which point he notices the state his cloak is in]

Oh no! My cloak! Your spikey clothing must have torn it up when you fell on me, Susie!

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie stands and brushes herself off, then looks up at Papyrus.]

‘m susie.

[She switches her attention to Ralsei.]

take it off then if its ruined, dork.

..why am i pink.

[1stkr1smas]

Kris.

*Kris introduces themself Krissly*

[thisisgreedysblog]

HELLO THERE SUSIE!

[no1-fluffy-boy]

[in response to Susie, Ralsei looks down at his ruined cloak]

I… suppose you’re right. It’s not very good to run in, anyway. [He takes the cloak off, revealing his fluffy self underneath, still cloaked in shadows due to his hat]

Anyway, um… Hello Susie! It is ever so wonderful to meet you.

I suppose I should properly introduce myself now. I am Ralsei, the prince of darkness!

Kris, Susie… I truly believe you are the HEROES of the PROPHECY.

[no1dragonblazersfan]

[Susie waves to Papyrus.]

prince of darkness is kind of a cool title. to bad your a dork.

wait, hero?

[1stkr1smas]

He has a shpiel.

*Kris points to Ralsei*