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I put up the rest of the lights today.

I ordered the hubby some custom courtesy step lights for his truck 😂

Only $5 at Dollar General, ladies!

Decided to do Elf on a Shelf this year! If the boys touch him and take away his magic, I’m grounding them...

The mask doesn’t hurt my ears anymore!

I put up the rest of the lights today.

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

we’re doing it right now

This is it. The post that will unite all women across all races.

Dear medical community:

Some important questions regarding face masks:

-Can I sweat off my double chin?

-If I smell my bad breath, can others?

-Do I even need to put makeup on the bottom half of my face?

-Will anyone notice if I stop smiling and just start squinting my eyes instead? You

-Is it annoying when I exhale loudly every time I take off my mask?

My 16 year old has never gotten gas and asked me what he’s supposed to do when he pays for it with cash. I told him about the secret handshake.

God, please end this quarantine soon 🤣

#TigerKing

#ImGoingToSetHisGuitarOnFire

I put up the rest of the lights today.

From now on, this is how I'm taking pics with skinny people...

Crap Happens