Lost Boy

~rufioh~ boy ~17~ peter pansexual ~taurus~

[bovineblogger]

hes squeakin!!

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[a-melin]

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

at least i dont watch anime

[sakakoura-deactivated20180112]

I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.  

here’s some personal favorites of mine.  synopsis included. 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos.  they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit 

a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love

[kattimariias]

don’t forget the amount of editing effort that goes into a lot of them, that DESERVES some massive props

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

me, hugging a horse: you’re so capable of killing me, why don’t you?

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[despazito]

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

[dimetrodone]

Valid to eat fingers

[the-gaywaren-deactivated2018060]

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified

[scoobycore]

friend: *vents about their problems to me*

me, unable to give actual advice:

[ainawgsd]

Cows in Flowers

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

the nice thing about horses is that you don’t have to guess their intentions because at any given time they’re figuring out how to shred our reality into pieces

[koi--strology]

signs that don't fuckin Do anything

Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

[newrecipehhhh]

Tru

[yonkou]

[needsmoarcat]

[kittymudface]

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

[lutefiskcrowsandbeef]

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

[leannewoodfull]

Amazing.

[fromseveralroomsaway]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

[lance-the-kanto-dragon-master]

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

[luna-whiskers]

Holy shit you guys, Robbie Daymond and Toru Furuya, the English and Japanese voice actors behind Tuxedo Mask, competed against each other in a rose-throwing contest.

This is everything I never knew I wanted and I can die happy now thank you Viz.

[yesplzbread]

cowpunk.

[gifbending-blog]

“Avatar Aang accomplished many remarkable things in his life, but sadly, his time in this world came to an end.”