wade 🫪

Holy fuck I’ve had this account for like 14 years

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

i literally haven’t posted in years jesus christ

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

ARUCARD

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

this is better than anything john green’s ever wrote

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

Well… removed… and they deleted their comments… that’s not a good sign… I hope they’re ok

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

damn, let’s pray for a brother

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

im highhhhhh

[fed-durst]

never stick your dick in crazy

[memehumor]

[drdrunkpigeon-phd]

… excuse me?

Yall can go eat a bruised to fuck banana as well and tell me to my face it tastes lush.

Maybe it’s literally psychology? Same reason that Halloween edition green ketchup didn’t sell.

[drdrunkpigeon-phd]

See also: white people bleached bananas and lemons because they don’t dare eat Asian things.

White people actually hate chocolate because it’s brown.

[yog-froggoth]

WE

[foundation-of-anime-monsters]

WAS

[derpomatic]

VANILLA

[siryouarebeingmocked]

https://www.snopes.com/vanilla-ice-cream-black/

It’s not even true.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Someone actually assumed that because banilla pods themselves were dark, that ice cream was black? First off, the entire pod isnt used. You scrape out the seeds and maybe soak the pod in milk before removing it. It doesnt darken anything. You dont even us that many.

And the saddest thing about this is that there will be thousands of people who will blindly beleive this because they just want so bad to hate white people

[proctain]

When tumbler wants to justify their unthinking racism with more lack of thought and sever lack of principles.

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

WE WUZ KANNGGS

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

SHE WENT THERE

[autijacen]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/10340122/Why-Johnny-Depp-and-I-see-the-world-through-blue-tinted-spectacles.html

Johnny Depp has profound dyslexia, and has interviewed stating that he is blind in one eye, and incredibly nearsighted in the other.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2344864/Johnny-Depp-reveals-real-reason-famous-tinted-glasses.html

So yeah hmm. It might be difficult for someone who can barely read his lines on the script to be able to memorize them.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

Boi

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

What a bitch

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

Don’t disrespect the Depp

[smokinjaycutler]

Check out this article over at Bleacher Report giving an inside look at Smokin’ Jay: the man, the myth, the legend

[cptmedrash]

[i-am-the-wallpaper]

Someone should draw this lol

[sitocn-blog]

I DID NOT DRAW BUT I DON’T KNOW WHO DID BUT I SAW IT ON IMGUR LIKE ONCE.

[croatians]

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

they aren’t straight

[drdelux]

Who aren’t

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

the fluorididated frogs reading this

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

YO

WHAT HAPPENED TO DEADPOOL?????

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

VERIZON CEO LOWELL C. MCADAM, NOTORIOUS LOVER OF PISS, EARNED THE NICKNAME “P.P. FIEND” WHILE FLUNKING OUT OF CORNELL UNIVERSITY. ALSO A PROUD ALLY OF THE NORTH AMERICAN DIAPERFUR ASSOCIATION AND A SHITTY LITTLE BITCH BOY TO BOOT @verizon

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

I really dont think any actual malice is meant towards any of these kinks, fam

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

no theyre right i am fully 100% kinkshaming

[thecybersmlth]

You shouldn’t kinkshame. Some people enjoy reveling in excrement betwixt their forays in society, some enjoy copulating with a dolphin. There is nary an issue with either

[windupoperator]

fuck off you wanna be funnyman, go die in a ditch and stop trying to get tumblr famous off of the new lolcow you waste of sperm

[xxxtictacion]

This post is the first thing you see in hell

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

Girls are weird

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

PSA

Since I use this bitch like never, add me on Snapchat @/wade.snyder21 or on Instagram @/im.nacly.

I’ll make a concious effort to use Tumblr more but I kinda gave up 2 years ago lmao.

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

I think the real reason I get all the hate and false pedo accusations is people just mad I spread nice, wholesome, and cute anime grils and all they can spread are their kid siblings legs.

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

What did I miss

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

A bunch of pedophiles accusing me of being a pedophile for calling out pedophiles.

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

You'll have that sometimes