If a girl was an uncle was a tumblr blog

gabriella. 22. bi. she/they "She was a southern girl, which is the same as saying she was insane. All southern women are insane. Some are cold blooded killers and some are harmless eccentrics, but the best of the breed exhibit both of these characteristics and always the one you expect the least at the time you least expect it."-Bill Hicks

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[fadedlovemp3]

im going to kill myself *remembers i shouldn’t say that or whatever* im going to kill the Fédération Internationale de Football Association

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[myfootyrthroat]

Saying "this has been a topic of extensive discussion, you're just 21" isn't a personal attack, you're just 21.

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[valleythey]

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[ryebreadgf]

it has been said a million times but every now and then I still get so emotional about how girls and young women legitimately run the music business with their tastes and still everything they like gets ridiculed and dismissed as frivolous. watching a boy band documentary rn and like yeah. the beatles would be nothing without adrienne from brooklyn. genuinely nothing

[bonivers]

HE DOESNT LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS but he. TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMEN like you imagined when you. were YOUNGGGGG

[capacity2]

I genuinely think if someone sends u a triple text even a quadruple text consisting of large blocks of run on sentences, and they’re super cute, you should hold on to them forever. That’s something my great grandmother told me before she passed on from this world. she was so wise

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[omtai]

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

[hemipenia]

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[a-real-hum4n]

shout out to book!grace, who blasted himself with 29 atmospheres worth of 210c (410f) degrees hot straight ammonia, in the hopes that rocky would survive. who carried rockys whole 168kg (370lbg) down ladders in a make-shift carrier. who turned around for rocky, fully expecting to die of starvation. sigh. who was just a little bit more of a bitch than movie!grace (whats that one quote where hes like "if i had a nickel for every parent i wanted to slap during my career, id have enough to fill a sock and hit them with that instead"). who was purposefully given memory loss, so he wouldnt sabotage the mission (something he threatned many times). who wasnt "friendless", like he was depicted in the movie. i miss you so bad. you were everything.