oh my god dude why am i even over here

hiii. this is an nsfw blog owned by @clovercalliber. includes robophilia, objectum, and other mentions of kink. don't mention this blog on my main please i beg you i will die of embarassment.

[2-many-sweethearts]

so sorry to anyone I follow who got a like from main and a reblog from this blog

i don't really have rules about asks but i will just not respond to anything i don't want to and may answer some things privately.

myyy blinkieeessss

if you couldn't tell from ^ these. this blog is an objectum-based sideblog, plus some other things for whatever moods i may have

other blinkies/stamps from other people that i think are cool

robotic ones found here

[the-piss-drawer]

Makes out sloppy style with Firebrand

[2-many-sweethearts]

you know i was looking at your blog the other day when i had the very normal thought of "if i was objectum i would have feelings for my fan" which i think is funny

i'm objectum but i have a love hate relationship with my fan because it only works properly sometimes (for some reason it sometimes likes to focus more on making Noise than it does actually moving air and it's annoying as hell) but also it's the only thing keeping my room a bearable temperature

[rabbitkinglune777]

bunny girl bullies small bunny boy

[rabbitkinglune777]

do we like dominant girls ...

[2-many-sweethearts]

what are you going to write?

so much smut. probably phighting smut because those stupid phighters broke into my head and aren't paying rent. maybe some oc stuff if i ever get around to it

[2-many-sweethearts]

I did not know asks were off on this blog. They are on now.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[aringofsalt]

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

[yodaprod]

[dietspam16]

[foone]

Hi, Foone here, I'm a retrocomputer educator! I'm here to explain the real reason this laptop is like this.

So this is the Panasonic PRONOTE PD CF-62, it's a Pentium 133mhz running Windows 95, released in August 1996. Panasonic did this sort of trick more than once, they did a similar thing with an under-keyboard CD-ROM drive in the PD CF-41, from 1995.

This one is so fancy because that's not just a self-loading under-keyboard laptop CD-ROM drive, it's a HYBRID PD/CD-ROM self-loading under-keyboard laptop drive! It has to be this complex because it takes PD discs (which are the size of caddies) and caddyless CD-ROMs!

So what's PD discs?

They're an optical format by Panasonic, the Phase-change Dual (or Phase-change Disc). They're from 1996, store as much as CD, but are rewritable... much like the later CD-RWs which used basically the same technology, just in a slightly different format. Unlike CD-RWs (which you had to burn (usually), they acted like a hard drive, fully rewritable at any point. That's why the disc is hard-sectored, which you can see through the shutter gap. Those vertical lines indicate where sectors start and end.

So yeah, this laptop has a complex drive that can take both types of discs, and the whole thing folds under the keyboard. Fucking wild.

But the root reason, of course, is that they did this because it's a cool design, and they wanted to do that. Why did they think this was cool, why did they want to do this?

Pervert reasons.

Next question!

[rivailles]

“If you stay in this dimension too long your body’s gonna disintegrate. Do you know how painful that will be, Peter Parker? You can’t imagine… And I, for one, can’t wait to watch.”

[the-piss-drawer]

Darkheart.

Fun fact!! When I wrote those Venomshank headcanons, I also wrote most of the Darkheart ones!! (I'm writing 10 for each deity, Darkheart has an extra one because I thought it was funny). But I ended up disagreeing with most of the ones I had before so I rewrote them. Darkheart was too loving in those headcanons...... he's a fucking asshole in the bedroom you can't convince me otherwise.

ALSO!! Since my blog has been marked mature. I will not be marking this post mature in the hopes it will automatically be marked as such. I will still be checking who interacts with this post too so minors shoo go away. But I'm hoping this test means it won't be visible to minors. Because when a blog is marked mature every post also gets marked mature and isn't normally visible to everyone. I will repost this if it is very visible and mark it mature.

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A very frustrating individual to have sex with. Nothing will go as you may have tried to plan it to, and Darkheart will intentionally try to piss you off. He enjoys ruining the mood more than you may expect.

Unfortunately probably one of the most experienced of The Swords. How he has said experience with how he acts is beyond you but. He has it. And he'll probably joke about it too. "You aren't the first of your gear to be with us like this" kill this guy. At least he knows what he does and doesn't like.

Focuses more on himself than he will you. His pleasure comes first, yours just happens because of it. He'll let you know, too. He isn't going to sugarcoat that. If he's feeling especially mean, you don't get to finish. He won't help you to it and may actively prevent you from finishing yourself.

Very inconsistent. Sometimes he may praise you and what you're doing, other times he's telling you how bad of a job he thinks you're doing (simply to degrade you, he might tell you you're doing a horrible job trying to suck him off/eat him out but he'll be thoroughly enjoying himself even so). Sometimes he'll get straight to the point (he knows what he wants), other times it's running around in circles to get to the actual sex because he's being annoying.

Because he can shapeshift into peoples' shadows, he can also change the equipment he's got. Usually it's consistent in size shape feeling etc. (Can also have both or neither [or something in between]), but if he's feeling really annoying you'll get the comically long shlong you won't know what to do with. He's giggling as you stare at it in confusion by the way. There is great joy taken in your sex life suffering.

Prefers to be in a dominant position. "Prefers" he will not let you take a more dominant position to him. You can pry that from his cold dead hands. Oh wait. You can't kill him. Sorry.

Not much in the aftercare department. He'll just up and leave after he's done if given the chance. But say somehow someway you're his partner, right. Maybe he won't leave, but he's not helping you do anything. He's just. There. Sitting on the side of the bed or laying down (not sleeping). You have to get yourself up and clean yourself. If you're feeling like having a snack or getting some water, do it yourself.

To piss off any of his siblings (but especially Illumina), expect to be fucking in a place of worship for one of Darkheart's siblings at least once. You're asked if it's fine to do, but honestly your answer doesn't matter to him. If he's set on disrespecting one of his siblings, you're going to be used to disrespect them.

Game to experiment. Not vanilla in the slightest. Kinky as fuck. Literally anything goes unless he says he won't do it. Might push your boundaries but would never fully cross them. Will stop if you need him to but will be a little grouchy (still will stop).

He doesn't care where you guys go at it. Literally anywhere is fine with him. He doesn't care where or when, just that he's able to have you. Horny bitch.

Extra because it's funny: If you wanna give him head/eat him out, you gotta be the one to pull his pants down. He's not doing it for you

[dannyelfmanstattos]

liking my moots freak posts #isupportthegrind

[the-piss-drawer]

Wrote these a bit ago so they're probably a bit goofy but uh. Yeah. Venomshank nsfw headcanons I guess 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 copy pasted from my notes app. Again, from a bit ago. Might be goofy. I'm apparently a fucking comedian when writing nsfw.

Don't hate on me I marked this as mature AND have tags but also I'm using tags that fit the post so no one kill me with hammers please thank you.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!

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The mask stays on during sex. It stays on in general but he knows he may lose control, especially with this, so he's not taking it off. He doesn't want to end up biting you. You can bite him though. He'd let you, even. But he's too scared to take it off. He's scared even grazing your skin could end up with something bad happening.

He's not very loud. You may be able to hear small grunts and panting from behind the mask, but otherwise he's pretty quiet. He enjoys hearing you, though. Please please please be loud for him, he needs this.

He's much more focused on your pleasure than he is his own. It stems from more people pleasing tendencies than anything. He also just. Wants you to feel good. He'll outlive you and find pleasure elsewhere, let him take care of you.

He surpresses his needs a lot, especially with Sword around, so you'll need to be the one to bring up the conversation of sex to him. He may tiptoe around the topic for a while, but persistence with Venomshank is key. Bring it up a couple times and he'll eventually get it through his thick skull you really do want to do it with him.

He starts out so sweet. His claws gently tracing your skin as he tries his best not to hurt you. His pace is slow and loving. If his bite didn't zombify you, he'd be planting soft kisses all over your face and neck. It's when you start getting loud that his control starts slipping. His grip on you tightens and his hips meet yours just a little harder than before. It only gets worse the louder you end up being. It riles him up so badly, and he has less self-control when he's balls deep 😔.

Always in a role he can have control in, but doesn't have to always be on top. In fact, he'll encourage you to do so in his place if you show interest. Keep in mind his hands will be guiding you, though. He's kinda grabby, and if you end up having horns he can hold or chubby parts of your body, his hands will seek them out. If nothing else though, your hips are being grabbed. Doesn't matter if you're the one thrusting into him or if you're riding him, he's holding your hips. When he's on top, he's still grabby. Probably to a milder degree, but still. He likes touching.

He won't ever be around you when feral, so no feral fucking either. He's far too scared to zombify you, and also he'd just prefer to be fully aware of you both while having sex.

He is such a sweetheart with aftercare. Water, making sure he didn't hurt you, snack if you're hungry, nap if you're tired, and definitely a bath or shower (depending on your preference) before anything else. He'll hold your shaky hand in his own and guide you to and from the bathroom so you don't have to go alone. He's much more cuddly afterwards too. He'll definitely hold you as you sleep, and maybe let himself nap with you for a few minutes.

He doesn't have all that much experience, so he's not 100% sure what he's doing. Your first time with him, you'll have to guide him through it. He'll end up finding a rhythm you both like and going from there. It also means he doesn't really know what he doesn't like. He knows he's never taking the mask off, but that's really about it. He's a ton more vanilla, and it'll take some convincing to get him to experiment. But it won't always be a hard no. Just don't push too hard. And no gearplay. Definitely no gearplay.

He'd only really do this in general if you were close with him. Whether that be a trusted friend, a partner, or something else. He needs that connection first. He views sex as something meaningful between those who care about each other.

[2-many-sweethearts]

one of my mutuals is just Public about having an nsfw sideblog. damn. i don't have the courage for that shit

[leaky-heart]

Once a year I get possessed by the urge to go back to traditional art and produce ONE (1) painting so uuh see you next year for the next one

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

attack for @wattse (wattse)

[rabbitkinglune777]

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fat mouse boy butt (perverted)