It's Chef Time!

-She/Her- -🐸- howdy! im lite and im hosting the first How to Saute a Dream Fan Account™️. header by my good buddy @cybershockandifrit

[2003chevyimpala]

[ink-the-artist]

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

[ink-the-artist]

baby need smoko

[viralfrog]

[niceinchnails]

[kooldewd123]

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

[kooldewd123]

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[meangirlnurse]

if the satanic panic was happening now a lot of you guys would be like “DNI if you don’t believe survivors of satanic ritual abuse at daycare”

[meangirlnurse]

have already been accused of being a fascist for making this post

[tragicallyphosphorescent]

I dare you to explain what "satanic panic" is supposed to symbolize here. Did you refrain from saying "red scare" or especially "war of drugs" cause you knew if you said that people would stop for a minute and consider before rebloging this nonsense post mindlessly? Or is this about survivor of violence or rape? Or just what tf is this about?

[meangirlnurse]

have you considered googling “satanic panic.” sometimes if you look up words you don’t know you can find out what they mean

[themodernmaccabee]

I don’t think enough people in this generation truly understand that it was a popular, casual belief in the United States that the table-top role-playing game “Dungeons and Dragons” was honest to God satanic worship and involved the worship of demons.

This wasn’t eons ago, this was, depending on which state you lived in, well into the 2000’s.

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[flagellant]

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sip of this will have you demanding the news

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[doyouremem8erme]

[lilybug-02]

Very real

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[targetedknowledge]

[ozempicofficial]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things