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wanted for finessing posts

[wakeners]

[dayneflores-deactivated20180911]

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[clouffymoved]

a kid who went to my school last year sent me this 

[nest-deactivated20181209]

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[wasturbatress]

[factory]

Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.

[asianmovie]

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

facts about communism

started out as an inside joke on tumblr two years ago

social justice bullshit

kills hundreds of billions of people each year

theres a book about why its bad, Charlotte’s Web. the talking animals are a metaphor. educate yourself

[lameblr]

I know this girl who is very conventionally attractive and probably every 3 months or so she posts on Facebook “anyone want to cash app me $5 for my birthday?” and none of the guys have caught on yet. She be having 4 birthdays a year and these thirsty guys are like “just sent it beautiful enjoy your day” and that is hot privilege

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

[dyingbulb]

If this is not the most romantic birthday wish, idk what else is

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

me as a lawyer

[foulserpent]

“a no-sex bar sounds like a superb idea” do you think people just fuck in bars.  like you go into a bar theres just a fucking wild orgy happening on the tables and like one guy on the side drinking 

[pepperclemens]

Perhaps its meant in the asexual way, like, make friends or something?

[foulserpent]

go to a coffee shop??? join a club????? leave the house??????? 

[edgar-allen-pho-deactivated2018]

nah okay, fuck that you’ve clearly never experienced a night where you’re walking around a downtown core like “where is everybody????” and then get to a club and it is PACKED and you realize this is it. this is where everyone goes, this is where everybody is.

and you walk around and get a drink and realize All of the people are here to have sex. you can see it in their eyes. they are there to have sex, or there because their friends are having sex, or because they want to look like they’re someone who has sex. everyone is at the club, and everyone is there for sex, and if you’re not about that you have a lot of work to do if you’re going to be part of any social group.

then again people on this site are absolutely in love with interpreting everything with the express purpose of mocking it, so yeah get your bits in.

[niggagenos]

we need asexual grocery stores too last week i went to walmart and a lady was putting a king size snickers bar up her pussy

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: συναστρέω (sunastreō), to be born under the same star