I will have sex with your car

Emily - It/She/They - Big strong lady-sized mocha - late 20s - I like weird stuff : ) - let's be friends!

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

My tang dynasty yunnan province gas

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[milf--adjacent]

TME people mad about shit that's not worth being mad over: "Stop calling Kurt Cobaine she! That's gross! That's bad! That's evil! That's based in pure speculation!"

Kurt's songwriting journals: "I'd be able to be happy if I was a woman. I wish I could grow breasts. People are really mean to women and I identify with their struggles heavily for some reason. Probably nothing to do with *whatever* has led to my deep, inescapable depression. Being forced to be a man is killing me."

The people who knew Kurt: "Wow he'd really have loved this yuri manga stuff, especially this one called the boy she was interested in wasn't a boy at all."

TME people mad about shit that's not worth being mad over: "You creepy perverts just want to forcefem everything because you're creepy perverts! Not everything is about you!"

[through-a-historic-lens]

Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart who was one of the owners of the Tart-Chestnut Co. That is his likeness on the bag. 1930s

[200kmealworms]

Cheeseburger before bed, no problems will befall me

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[flowerbleedme]

beautiful. woman. detected.

[lovesickbrat]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[ysolt]

[modelsof-color]

Niko Riam by Jumbo Tsui for V Magazine China April 2024

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[kushblazer666]

araki in nebraska: fuuuuck dude what if there was an enemy

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[johnnyspringgreens]

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

[missstrogen]

What the fuck

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[ourladyofintersectinglines]