*titrates you to acceptable levels*

24 yo dyke, TMA. chemistry dork. weird pervert. she/it

[butcherdyke]

fuck it. pinned update.

Eve. 24. lesbian. TMA. I love my girlfriend.

alchemist in training (read: huge dweeb). small engine enjoyer. outdoorsy sometimes. often horny on main, if that bothers you then you won’t like me.

I talk in tags a lot. enjoy that.

say hi! i’m friendly.

tags below the cut.

#carapace - selfies. some lewd.

#catamites - pics of my girlfriend (and others, if applicable)

#lab tag - shitposting and or rambling about chem stuff

#ravings - personal stuff. venting, etc.

#theory - commie posting

#microtheory - commie posting but curated to be shorter and more digestible

untagged horny shit all over the place btw. heads up.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Ants when you pick up a rock

[pokeballvictimized]

uhhh, ma'am, i'm not sure if you noticed this minor faux-pas but your erect horsecock is resting on my face. you're getting pre in my hair, ma'am. ma'am. mmph-

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[gharibajameel]

[sadocanist]

even the dom goes awawawawa

[ametristee]

she actually wants you to hit her. if she says “no” or “please stop” or “i don’t want this” she’s actually just trying to make your dick throb so you lose control and beat her worse. you can’t lose control, you have to remind her you’re doing this because you want it, not because she does. put your hand on her mouth to shut her up and hit her again. again. again. again. you want this. again.

[leatherdykedad]

I've completely ruined my girls and now she needs it so rough and so hard to cum because that's how I like it 😋

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[stedilnik]

Scrunkly creature

[internethistory]

[butcherdyke]

i’m the joker

[mindfulbrat]

GAIN 30LBS NOW

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[spicymancer]

Fridge Logic

[phaeton-flier]

Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.

Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you