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sonya | she/her supernatural project i thought my emo phase was over but then mcr came back

[frnko-mars]

a video in which gerard spends 2 whole minutes trying to figure out how to minimize his web browser

[rustedsun-deactivated20230308]

*vampire voice* my love… how do i minimize the window?

[whenthesungoesblack]

He’s so dumb I love him I would die for him I would stand in front of a moving train just for him I would catch a grenad

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[angelnumber27]

[ghoulgoon]

food spinoffs based on “we fucked up making the regular ones” masterpost

[impaled]

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[wtfmalhgo]

I just saw a kid yell ‘fuck off’ at the top of his lungs and then his phone started ringing so he picked it up like 2 fucking milliseconds after it started ringing and said “hi mama” in the softest god damn voice I’ve ever heard

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Gays doing math

[winterswake]

Steven Strait as Warren Peace in Sky High (2005)

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[springtwerp]

Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[liquidstar]

kim possible came out in 2002??

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

Good for her

[hotgrrlbummer]

[en-seta]

[queerjoys]

oh god there are 13 and 14 year olds following me now

[queerjoys]

remember kids

-dont pierce/tattoo yourself. go to a professional. i know it costs money but you will hate yourself when you end up with a painful infection

-get a hobby/use creativity as an outlet. even if its "bad", even if you never show it to anyone else. drawing/writing/etc is a great way to vent your feelings and make you feel good

-you can, for the most part, shape your experience online. filter tags that make you uncomfortable, block/unfollow people who start unnecessary drama, whatever. social media is meant to be a positive thing!

stay safe, have fun