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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Flirty Memes but they're Memes the Voices from Slay the Princess send the Princess
Voice of the Broken
Voice of the Skeptic
Voice of the Opportunist
Voice of the Contrarian
Voice of the Cheated
Voice of the Cold
Voice of the Smitten
Voice of the Hunted
And Voice of the Hero
Yeah sure the Catholic Church can commit theophagy every Sunday for 2000 years and nobody bats an eye but as soon as I decide to commit a little theophagy everybody freaks out I see how it is
Natalie what god did you eat?
A lady does not kiss and tell
the existence of euphemisms implies the existence of dysphemisms, when you say something worse than what you mean
*Getting up to go to the toilet* Sorry, I just need to go commit war crimes!
The Narrator will really be there looking at the single most fucked up and terrifying monster you've ever seen in your goddamn life and still be going "Oh it's just a lady in a crown, you can take her"
Blocked, blocked, all of you are blocked, none of you are free from sin.
The Narrator will really be there looking at the single most fucked up and terrifying monster you've ever seen in your goddamn life and still be going "Oh it's just a lady in a crown, you can take her"
Narrator: Hey Tower! The slayer thinks you're a punk-ass bitch!
LQ: What?
Narrator: He's ready to go 1v1 right now! Do your worst!
LQ: Please. She's 10 foot tall and psychic. I'm a pigeon with a knife
Narrator: Go ahead and crush his skull with your mind! He doesn't care!
LQ: For the love of god stop talking!
The Narrator will really be there looking at the single most fucked up and terrifying monster you've ever seen in your goddamn life and still be going "Oh it's just a lady in a crown, you can take her"
Fan Princess Idea: The Insufferable
If you go down and refuse to take any part of the situation seriously, you get a cartoon clown princess. She talks exclusively in references and Joss Whedon style "did that just happen?!" quips. She keeps mugging for the camera and doing obnoxious dances. The soundtrack is off-key circus music played on kazoos.
“This one is the single worst thing in the entire world. I’m not making her into a heart. Never bring me a vessel like this again. Jesus Christ. I'd say 'do not mourn for her', but you're obviously not going to."
#do not mourn her#for she would not mourn herself.#i saw this one before!#saw someone take it in the direction of a princess who agrees with the narrator
Surprise! That someone was also me!
(another guy on reddit too)
Fan Princess Idea: The Insufferable
If you go down and refuse to take any part of the situation seriously, you get a cartoon clown princess. She talks exclusively in references and Joss Whedon style "did that just happen?!" quips. She keeps mugging for the camera and doing obnoxious dances. The soundtrack is off-key circus music played on kazoos.
“This one is the single worst thing in the entire world. I’m not making her into a heart. Never bring me a vessel like this again. Jesus Christ. I'd say 'do not mourn for her', but you're obviously not going to."
What do people think of my Slay the Princess tier list? It's completely unbiased.
My Magnus Archives 2 Predictions
Entire podcast from the Admiral’s perspective
Podcast remade with Chris Pratt voicing Jon
Five random fanfics will be selected and made canon, hope it’s not the weird ones!
The same podcast but Helen and Micheal are doing commentary like those two gay muppets
Shameless cash grab where the Web has massive great badonkalonkahonkas
Jonny monologues for 80+ hours about fear or some shirt
No entities coffee shop AU where you slowly realize this is actually a Friends reboot
Announcement of the horror podcast extended cinematic universe
Eyepocalypse IRL
TMA porn parody the Magnum Archives
“coming this Halloween: nothing. Fuck you”
Amazed at how every single one of these turns out to be true.
First writers, then artists, and now Eye Avatars have been replaced by autogenerative AI :(
The Doctor, frantically typing on Reddit: Guys is it ok to be racist if a racist space wizard has trapped me in a death maze I can only escape by being racist? I swear this isn't trolling, there is literally a racist space wizard and he's going to destroy the world unless I overshadow my black coworker.
Wonder if we'll get a similarly dumb pre-title recap for The Giggle
"His name was the Toymaker. I fought him when actually don't-don't look that adventure up or the name or the costume or certain words tha-know what? Never mind. Never met him before. Carry on"
Can't believe we finally got the Among Us Doctor Who Episode
I often feel bad about the UK, then I watch American social commentary and its like "Hey, maybe its wrong that we put 10 poor people a day into blenders and force feed the resultant slurry to their weeping families. You're free to disagree though!"
And I won't lie, it does make me feel a bit better.
I think my favorite reveal in "The Star Beast" was that Donna going "binary binary binary..." was actually unrelated to the time lord stuff, she just wanted to inform everyone she was cis.
All a big misunderstanding.
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