wannabe e-boy

harry | he/him. | stuck in an emo phase at 16 | bisexual | frank iero is the true party dad | i don't bite, often.

[purple-space-goo]

non-obvious goblin traits!

parts of goblincore that go beyond just shinies and snails!

the best part of events is the freebies !

hoarding keepsakes (old plane tickets, birthday cards etc.)

perpetually s a l t y

when u see bubbles, a primal urge to pop just ,, takes over

PYROMANIA

you use emoticons a lot! :o >:) >:3 :O

u prefer foods with simple flavors / cheaper foods. no fancy stuff >:o

great at coming up with ideas , bad at putting them into coherent words on paper ;;

needs more ketchup and/or soy sauce

if ur ever trusted holding a piece of paper for more than 20 seconds, it WILL come back all crumpled up from ur tiny hands fidgeting

buying CDs and DVDs is infinitely better than downloading !!

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

me

[threeofclovers]

the dishonored level i need

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[21stcenturyalienboy-blog]

in the 2010 movie "despicable me" gru is shown to be as tall as 4 minions

the height of a minion is shown to be 3.5 feet

this puts gru at the godly height of 14 feet tall

[21stcenturyalienboy-blog]

newcastle pride was great! i was the tall guy in the joy division shirt, if you spoke to me message me :)

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[pissvortex]

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

[kittenchomp]

posts that put me on a list

[twoofcups]

also actually to make another point: get a real life outside of this website. the way this website encourages you to constantly seek out problems with everything and to be in a constant state of wearing yourself down trying to appear as a perfect progressive activist all the time so people don’t “cancel” you isn’t healthy. a lot of the discourse people get into on this website does not exist in the real world. your friends and family are not going to “cancel” you if you don’t parrot back everyone else’s opinions perfectly. you are not obligated to put every single thing you enjoy under a microscope. 

this website really encourages black and white thinking in terms of other people, ourselves, and the things we enjoy, and it’s not healthy. it’s good to be critical and conscious, but not so much so that you tear yourself down for not being perfect and can’t let yourself just have fun and enjoy stuff. 

[21stcenturyalienboy-blog]

don't forget

corporations are not your friends

eat dirt instead

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

I know I run a book blog so maybe this isn’t the right platform for this, but girls: Please look out for other girls. Tonight I was stuck at a bus stop in Shoreditch circa 2 AM and saw another young woman getting harassed by a drunk, aggressive dude, and at first I thought, “She’s got it under control.” But then he started touching her and I went “No, that’s definitely not right.” So I barged over and shoved him out of the way and said, “Beth?? Oh my God, how are you, I haven’t seen you since grade school!” And this girl I’d never seen before in my life threw her arms around my neck and whispered, “You are an angel, thank God.” We talked for fifteen minutes, the creep lost interest, I watched her get on the bus and I will sleep so much better knowing she got home in one piece. If you see something weird happening, intervene. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, and I think that’s worth the risk when you consider the alternative.

[wenchingwithshakespeare-deactiv]

Every platform is the right platform for this.

[alexgalaxyboo]

I’ve never had something like that happen to me but after seeing so many posts I think I am ready to promise myself I won’t feel embarrassed to do something like this when someone is in danger.

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

HE IS HERE!!

HE IS HERE!!

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

OOOohh HE IS COMING

[sexh8r]

WHO?

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

H   I   M

[wormboyman]

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[21stcenturyalienboy-blog]

okay fellow gobs

hear me out

slugs

[orangedragon]

i want… a pet leech… might have to … buy one to uh .. uh improve my. charisma

[hustlerose]

god i hate things

[hustlerose]

stuff makes me so mad

[hustlerose]

when i see items i fucking lose it

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]