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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

god literally made nicolas cage so david lynch would have a guy for his projects but neither of them seem even vaguely aware of this truth which is why they only worked together the one time. and what can i do about it. i know how the prophetess cassandra felt

decamarks

I am on the worst websites imaginable trying to acquire images that suck

decamarks

I always Music.

seasonforwonder

me at macdonalds

cashier: hello sir wha t can i get for u today

me: yeah can i get uhh 4 piece buttermilk chicken tenders and uhhh large sprite

cashier: ok will that be all?

me:

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: A’S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE “A” NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED

sexhaver

rottenhusband

twocozy

eclectic array from the button museum.

kleefkruid

Watching her favorite channel: 24/7 Fish News (the news is that there are fish)

kushblazer666

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joshlovesyou

gaytanic-panic

Remembering how J. Edgar Hoover wiretapped MLK expecting to find evidence that he was in contact with the KGB and so he discovered that MLK had no communist connections but did cheat on his wife a lot. So he ran to JFK with this news like "look what this degenerate miscreant is up to! we gotta put the screws to these civil rights guys!" and like, he was trying to convince fucking JFK not to like a guy for cheating. If anything that probably made JFK want to sign the Civil Rights Act more.

lmaonade

thinking about my favorite app ever made. save me wide19

greelin

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

greelin

“oh just do it when you come home” i am dead. “oh just do it on your days off” i am bearing with getting reanimated. after being dead throughout the week.