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One Nice Bug Per Day
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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if i look back, i am lost
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Howdy! I’m River, I use she/her pronouns
I have Nevermoor, Ascendance Series, and Celia’s Journey sideblogs, which are @mogcrow , @sagetheorphan , and @professorlegaspi respectively
This blog is eclectic, an echo chamber for my thoughts if you will, so if you want specific content I’d go elsewhere
whenever I say something like “I would do anything for x” it must be understood that the unspoken clause there is “besides spending money”
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today
How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.
Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like
I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.
honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like
[ID: “Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become.” A man stares into a floor length mirror, which has been edited to within which has been edited an image of a Magnapinna Squid. End ID].
ares slays his daughter’s rapist
Hi, OP, hope you don't mind my rambling texts to my husband about this art because I've been having feelings about it since yesterday and I've been talking about it since yesterday.
this is literally so flattering thank you😭🙏 i love when people notice the little details i put into my art and id almost forgotten about this piece, it’s been so long
[ID: art of Ares, the Greek god of war. He is seen from the knees up, and he holds the body of an anonymous women, whose body is draped across him in devastation. She is bare from the top up, with white cloth covering her bottom half. Ares holds one hand under her thighs to support her up, and she has encircled her arms around his neck. She tucks her head deep into the crook of his neck, in a way that implies intimacy and grief. Her black hair falls down to her knees, and in one hand she loosely holds a white flower that drips red. Ares himself is also bare on top, wearing nothing but vambraces and holding a spear that cuts out of frame. Behind him abstract wings unfurl on a red background. He looks directly at the reader with unbridled fury in his face. His eyes are red.
Added onto the post are a series of text messages describing the symbolism in the art. They say “See the bleeding flower? That's a calla lily, traditionally used to represent purity. See the bloodstain on her dress? The way he's unarmored except for his vambraces? The way both of their chests are bare but on her it portrays vulnerability where on him it's a sign of strength. The way his hair is tinted red by the background, reminiscent of the bloodstained laurels he is traditionally viewed as wearing. (The same bloodstained laurels he took off to dance with Harmonia (another of his daughters) at her wedding. He was unarmored then too, was called "a tamed Ares', except he's not tame here.) The wings, harkening to Christian ideals of an avenging angel. The way the tail feathers are bent as if from his haste, but also reminiscent of the way flames bend and lick. The way his weapon is simply implied because you don't need to know what that spear looks like to know he's about to Fuck Shit Up. The way he's cradling her, the way she's clinging to him, hiding in his shoulder. The way the lily is about to fall from her fingers! The way the small patch of his cloak we can see is red, red like blood, red like the stains on her own dress. The way the patch of his cloak is on a straight line from the wings, alluding to the bloodstain on him being both worn and a part of him! The way his arm is helping to hold the lily between her weakening fingers! The arch of one eyebrow as if to ask the viewer "how could it possibly have been worth the consequences you have now earned?" The slope of his nose implying his head is tilted back, as if in judgement or disgust!” End ID].
never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse
apple breaks up fight between two magnets
its just played backwards
your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist
it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple
Have you ever seen an apple in your life?
World Heritage Post
[ID: two magnets spark and vibrating menacingly at each other until an apple comes flying in and they separate. End ID].
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that
u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers
teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff
PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft
[ID: A graphic of OP holding a basket of laundry and laundry detergent, in the style of a Super Bowl poster. They are smiling in a lightning filled sky over a crowded stadium. Large text reads "Doing Laundry". End ID]
