why tf did you terminate my account @2deep2kidneys2potatoe - Tumblr Blog

You sure about that hun?

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

sabertoothwalrus

I bet queerbaiting feels so good. it’s a shame I’ve already established myself as a lesbian who writes gay shit because I’m just imagining the high I would get from writing something where my audience has no expectation of anything more queer than the barest of crumbs, like the real top shelf queerbaity stuff, give them no faith that I’d ever follow through but also give them plenty of material to imagine, and then slap them in the face with the queerest faggiest ending they’ve ever seen. Make my straight fans look like absolute clown shoes. I think the rush I’d get from doing this would be so intensely addicting that it would briefly fix everything wrong with me but since this is a stunt you’d only ever be able to pull off once I would immediately go into cardiac arrest and die

still-trying-to-be-horny

"Yeeeaaaah~ you like that, don't you? You sick little fuck~" [I'm brushing your hair and massaging your scalp]

dullahandyke

tumblr staff going 'i know you guys think we target trans People (nonspecific) in our bans but actually third party researchers say we're the queerest place on the internet (!!!) so um probably it's a coincidence because all of you are trans anyway, we just ban behaviour not identities 🥺 in the future we will be more clear in communicating the manner in which trans people are banned' (x) is like genuinely insulting. we should blow up their offices

goodkittygirlie

love the implication that the bans affected "trans people" (why didn't they say women hmm 🤔) disproportionately because there's a high % of queers on the website.

Like that's not what the word disproportionate means, theyre so obviously just trying to minimise the issue and muddy the waters, its disgusting

helioclipse

horrendous

sunnybugster

here are the jaxinnes i managed to do before my screen protector died! a lot of people seemed to like my edit before so here she is…. also the design majorly inspired by @sirakitz

zoomingspark888

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