[2manystops]

nacho talk

[mds-grgn]

It’s filthy, disgusting, so ugly, I’m sure

I’m ugly, disgusting, and filthy, for sure

"I hope you realize just how hopeless you are?"

The question cut through the silence, snapping Ignacio out of his thoughts—though calling them that was a stretch. His mind was filled with self-deprecating curses, and it seemed Lalo could read even that in the young man’s tear-filled eyes.

"I like how you crave my attention - cute, isn't it? But you're starting to forget that I'm not doing this for you."

Of course, Nacho knew this monster felt nothing. A bored man was capable of doing anything just to experience the enlivening feeling of amusement. No Salamanca would ever resemble a human being. However, in such an intimate situation, where they both felt the warmth of their bodies, heard each other's breath, one wanted to believe Nacho wasn't prey in the clutches of a predator. Was there really no life in those pitch-black eyes? Not a drop of affection, awe, or love?

"You should see your face now, Nachito. Impresionante."

[targetedknowledge]

[2manystops]

[slowburnout]

He’s off the scale (negative)

[bagofbonesmp3]

gracias nero

[roaldamundsen]

that scene in bad choice road

[itoldyoubenice-deactivated20230]

i doodle things like this these days

[mpregeminem]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can’t believe there are people on this website who don’t know who lalo salamanca is and aren’t completely obsessed with him </3

[oldmanpusspuss]

hes gay hes evil hes a cartel prince hes batshit insane hes penis delirious about a man that wants to stab him to death hes obsessed with pop-pop mike he wears little blue shoes he kills without remorse he laughs while petting a little doggy he loves his tío he likes to parkour for no goddamn reason he likes to bend over and work on cars all sluttily in front of other men he sleeps an hour a day he lived in a sewer for 4 days he likes to cook and sing along to Spanish songs and eat little snacks while doing recon hes got the craziest eyes of all time he can’t wink to save his life but he does it constantly hes literally the man of all time

[oldmanpusspuss]

hes homophobic hes heterophobic he doesn’t know where babies come from he got his ass handed to him by kim and just walked out the door he used a teenager as a human shield and blamed someone else for his death he bullies jimmy for his lame cars he almost had a shootout with a bunch of cops he spends all night hiding in a bush instead of banging a milf he thinks his freak cousins are good boys he breaks all the color rules established by the universe he litters at the los pollos hermanos he terrorizes goldfish hes a girl who says wahoo. I could literally do this all day btw.

[oldmanpusspuss]

otay

he drives like a maniac he speaks to German dogs in Spanish hes a leftie hes the life of the party he literally trusts no one except the guy who tries to kill him he slips his tío booze he gets rock hard when nacho does some parkour hes a sewer vlogger he has all the braincells in the salamanca family hes got a good head for numbers hes the most annoying man on earth and hes my special little princess <3

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[sykii-draw]

THE SNAKE BESIDE YOU

[2manystops]

[zolusbian]

snapchats lalo gets at 3am

[ujipm]

Silly silly man

[roaldamundsen]

mentally ill bitches will tell you that this is lacho (its me im bitches)

[roaldamundsen]

is this how you do doodle dumps

[2manystops]

i love discovering old lacho posts like yes show me

[krokonoko]

ok but if Lalo and Nacho are canonically fucking, there are so many things that used to be just a bit sus before that make so much more sense.

like, for example, what’s with the constant car pooling? they each got their own car. are they environmentally aware? probably not. wouldn’t it be super awkward for them to constantly pick each other up before going places? no, what if instead, they just very often start their day at the same place?

[krokonoko]

The other question is: If Lalo really is canonically gay (which the “I only keep them around cuz they’re so pretty” line pretty much cements imho)… why WOULDN’T he fuck Nacho.

You can’t tell me stayed abstinent all these months in ABQ. and have you LOOKED at Nacho? And if they hang out all day already? and it would also be in Nacho’s interest to take Lalo up on it, if it means Lalo hangs it with him more, talks to him more, TRUSTS him more.

… basically 70% of my reasoning for Lacho is: it’s just the logical progression of things. give me ONE good reason it DIDN’T happen.