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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement
Not my usual content but i had to get captain clark out of my system
The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.
me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"
article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”
me: no surprises there... fuck them
sandwich recipe
We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.
The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.
Time for something completely different!! Saw this art trend going around lately and wanted to try my hand at it:
no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
I loved the movie
tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)
this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me
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light thats not how the book works
MICROSOFT TEAMS
the backrooms movie made me realize that my deepest fear isn't monsters or labyrinths or even death. it's failure.
seeing clark divorced, struggling with money, no friends, sitting and drinking and festering in his own self pity brought tears to my eyes faster than anything ever had before.
I saw him out of breath hopping around on the peg leg with the pirate impression talking about how you don't even need credit to buy from him and I was so close to sobbing it wasn't even funny. putting on a face when you're breaking down inside with no hope is terrifying to me.
I was so sad during the kitchen table scene because everything Mary said was true, he was lost now. It's like seeing someone you wished would succeed just give up and fall asleep in their grave.
Clark is gonna stick with me for a long time.
In a revelation that prompted widespread calls for producers to remove him from the reality show’s villa, Love Island USA contestant Bryce Dettloff reportedly found himself under fire Thursday after newly surfaced photos showed the cast member wearing a shirt. “This is a total betrayal of viewers,” fan Kayla Robinson said of the shocking Instagram photo internet sleuths dug up from 2019, adding that the then-23-year-old Dettloff had exhibited a disturbing lack of judgment by posing in a polyester crew neck.
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Big Clark and Little Clark
the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.