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22. She/her or they/them. Either one is fine. I’ve been a big MCYT fan for 5+ years now but I have bursts of other interests too. @solongsuzy is my art blog and @solongsuzyfanart is my fanart blog :)

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[beardedmrbean]

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[mumbledbeginnings]

Trinity you had us in the first half ngl what do you mean you haven’t had many chats with Bryce you were literally coupled up with him this entire time!!

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Trinity and Bryce are growing on me

[d1rtybibliophile]

Am I just old now? Do you lead with your tongue out to kiss these days? Like am I missing something???

[herstuf]

Spot the difference (hard edition)

[parachim]

inat's email game is wild

[cognitohazardous]

if i were a pompous self-assured and kind of stupid art student at some california university i would make a 9/11 tribute consisting of a handful of photographs depicting two erect, vertical dicks side-by-side (probably cut because all my friends would be cut (more of an unintended circumstance but i would spin it to seem meaningful)) and successive photos would depict one of the penises during ejaculation proceeding to one and then both flaccid. and i would have some bit about the semen representing the lives lost during the event. someone would inevitably ask if i was making a statement on masturbation or contraception and i, in my kind of stupidity, wouldn't have considered that angle. i would get really indignant and try to fabricate something clever, maybe like "obviously not because I produced this sexually explicit work" and it would haunt me for the duration of my college career. Years later after I had graduated and found employment as a creative director at Coca-Cola or Google, and after one of the aforementioned friends had died in a drunk driving accident and the other had been imprisoned on charges of possession with intent to sell, I would realize that i could have claimed it as a commentary on American society possessing a revulsion to pornography and homosexuality equivalent to our feelings on anti-American terrorism. Still not very good, but that's why I'm working for Coca-Cola or Google.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

censored for getting too close to the truth... remember this

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[goldenduckie]

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet