(Ay, hey! I’m glad to see you’re still doing well, buddy o(`ω´ )o)2p!France- 7He’s not really a fighter, but if you start on him he’ll make sure he gets a few punches in. He fights dirty, too, so expect lots of scratches and kicks. Might even pull a knife if he has one to hand. That said, without a knife he has very little experience or power, so if you know what you’re doing it shouldn’t be too hard. Plus, he’s a whiny little bitch, so it’d feel good too. Screw it, fight Francois. 2p!America- 2You’re joking, right? This boy carries around a goddamn baseball bat with nails sticking out of it, topped with barbed wire. And you wanna fuck with that? Good luck, man. The only reason he’s not a 1 is because he has a weakness for cute girls (and guys, for that matter) and so wouldn’t wanna fight them. But you genuinely want to beat this man up? I’m sorry, but unless you’re a literal martial arts expert it ain’t happening. Do not fight Alan.2p!Canada- 3The only reason Matt isn’t a 2 like his brother is because he’s slightly more merciful. But he still has the body of a lumberjack and the ability to hunt massive animals (like black bears n’ shit) very effectively. Plus, he has a collection of hockey sticks which he can use to beat the crap out of anyone who annoys him. Please, for your own safety, don’t fight Matt.2p!England- 9He’s really not much of a fighter, he’s more likely to try to run away than fight back to be honest. Unless you really pissed him off, his heart wont be in the fight and he’ll be super easy to beat, so go ahead, i guess. Although, i don’t know why you’d want to beat Ollie up. Why don’t you bake him some cookies instead?2p!China- 7Zao is a gentle man who doesn’t want to fight anyone, but he was still hella good at martial arts when he was a kid. He’s a bit out of practice now, but if you make him then he will still fight decently. Although, his gentle nature and the fact that he’s out of practice would mean that with a little skill you could probably beat him. If this fight is because he pulled a prank on you then go ahead, but otherwise, why would you hurt such a gentle boy? Don’t fight Zao.2p!Russia- 10I mean, he wouldn’t fight back at all, so you could literally punch him to your heart’s content. But the question is, why would you want to? This poor little cinnamon roll hasn’t done anything wrong, please don’t fight him.2p!Italy- 3 He has a collection of knives that he keeps within his jacket, not to mention he has a (literally) murderous temper and very good aim. Although that said, his hot-headedness causes him to fight like a rabid animal, with absolutely no technique or defence, so if you’re good you may be able to beat him. But, you know what? He’s such a little bitch that sometimes he just needs a good punch. Who cares, just fight him anyway. You’ll probably end up in hospital, but it’ll be worth it.2p!Germany- 4Lutz is extremely muscly and strong, complete with army training and natural skill. He’s very sweet and so he wouldn’t want to fight you, but if he really had to then he’d be a pretty formidable opponent. I mean, have you seen the size of this man? You wanna put your chances on that? Not to mention he’s got plenty of pistols that he could use if he had to. But forgetting that, he’s an absolute sweetie, so why would you fight him anyway? Don’t fight Lutz.2p!Japan- 1You’re kidding, right? Kuro has incredible martial arts skills, perfect focus and balance, not to mention a massive goddamn katana that can literally sever limbs. You want to get in a fight with this man? Do you want to be maimed? Don’t even think about it. Run away right now, before he realises you’ve been considering it. Do not fight Kuro.