good shut in, best hermit

You are an ANONYMOUS USER. You have no doubt stumbled upon this page by CHANCE, BOREDOM, or a DESIRE TO SEE WHO THE HELL REBLOGGED/FOLLOWED YOU. What will you do? ===> Abscond as fast as you can. ===> Examine the poorly-written stories scattered about. ===> Wonder what makes 2wag so 2wag. ===> Look around. ===> Talk to the bored loser / make a fic request. ===> Go to the source of that fucking amazing icon. ===> question why there are so many goddamn options.

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Cutie patootie.

WHAT.........

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i was watching this video interview of this girl who voice acts things and is in her mid twenties and

she had some form of maid headband on

not a maid outfit, actually it was a teenage mutant ninja turtles shirt and jeans, just the headband

and i'm pretty sure she said nya at some point

christ

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things you never want to hear a fourteen year old say:

"his curvy ass"

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2wag

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robotpop:

why do you have to be an anonymous user

you like so much of my stuff even when i’ve sorely neglected tumblr that it makes me smile

<3

oh i

just

am an anonymous user and you post good things usually

thank you for reminding me i am switching personals and am going to refollow you....

[feastings-old]

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latenightcerealfeast:

MERRIC

MY

BABY

MY SON

COME TO ME WE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING

MERRIC

YES

GOOD

[thats-so-meme]

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screams

[askgmangraves]

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marmalademaid-:

im addicted to the internet and i cant stop but i dont wanna stop rly

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lanoshi:

good night

[pizzajungle-deactivated20110710]

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karkatjesus:

hertyranny:

i might NEED the blankie!!!!

the video combined like my most favourite 2 things in the world i love it forever

[falkinghannacross]

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thetroublewithturner:

dinosaursareruiningmylife:

falkinghannacross:

I would not.

 i would.

like

if you could just download your food

fucking christ man awesome

I would never leave my desk.

[matthewlewissexriot]

[srbsara]

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cherrymantis:

pew pew!!!!!

SHIT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[minkebooks]

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shutyourfuckingfacelususfucker:

GG: rawr!!! GG: my name is karkat vantas and im a crabby lil crab >:D GG: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!! GG: teehee

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so who here thinks my life and opinions are interesting

(hint: none of you)

so i made a personal blog i guess

it's over here

i'm lame

i'LL KEEP THE LAME LIFE STUFF OUT OF HERE NOW OKAY YOU CAN ALL SHED TEARS OF RELIEF

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alyssaties:

LAND HO BITCH

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==>IDLY DAYDREAM OF JOHN AND TEREZI. WAIT. WHAT? BAD IDEA. OH. TOO LATE

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promstuck:

 oh god why do you always do this to yourself

you imagine him getting down on one knee and proposing to her, even as the emergency room doctors treat his butt-touch hands for punctures

you imagine their tongues entwining, sounding like two slugs duelling in olive oil, right before john leans down and sensually whispers in her aural shell:

“karkat smells like pea and ham soup when he sweats”